Customer Service · Parenting · Pop Culture

Ikea Has Bent Me Over

My back aches, I have about 3 new bruises, 2 scrapes and I’ve been stabbed by a wood nail in my pinky toe. I smell like the bottom of a trash can and this is only after almost completing my son’s bed: It’s going to be really cool because it does this: It pulls out… Continue reading Ikea Has Bent Me Over

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Family · Kids · Rants · Ridiculousness

Ill Equipped to Assemble Ikea Furniture

My title says it all. I’m on day 3 of attempting to put together my son’s new bed from Ikea together. Allow me to demonstrate my mindset and where I currently am in the process: I’m on step 6 of 52 steps. On day 1 I realized I had one of the sides attached but… Continue reading Ill Equipped to Assemble Ikea Furniture

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Pop Culture · Rants · Ridiculousness · Summer

Neighbor Faux Pas

Over the past week when I actually walked my Chihuahua in lieu of letting her roam free with the mindset ‘if it were meant to be, she’ll come back’, I began to gather inspiration for this post. And the inspiration was tacky as fuck neighbors who really need to ask themselves, ‘is this really a… Continue reading Neighbor Faux Pas

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Family · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Hot Mess Goes To The Hardware Store

This isn’t a long post, just an observation I’ve made about hardware stores. Home Depot or Lowe’s don’t count as they never have enough people working and you can never seem to find someone to help you anyway. I’m talking about the small, old school hardware stores where the employees look like when they are… Continue reading Hot Mess Goes To The Hardware Store

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Family · Super Hot Mess

Hot Mess Home Improvement

I can barely type as my fingers feel like they have arthritis and my back is sore. I’m slowly coming off a home improvement rage. I was so hopeful and bubbly this morning when I purchased my very own toolkit. I was excited to use it, knowing I would no longer have to go around our… Continue reading Hot Mess Home Improvement

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