First World Problems · Pop Culture · Rants · Ridiculousness

Ferrets Would Make Better Weather Forecasters

Last night, I did something I will never, ever, ever do again: go to the grocery storm the day before a massive winter storm. The parking lot was 100% full and upon entering the store, 15 checkout lines stretched to the middle of the aisles. As I entered the bread aisle, I thought about saying… Continue reading Ferrets Would Make Better Weather Forecasters

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like

Really Stupid Kids Ideas on Pinterest

Let me be clear, I absolutely love Pinterest. I find life hacks there. I go to Pinterest when I want to laugh at funny memes. If I want ideas on how to decorate or gift giving ideas, that’s my go to. It’s easy to get lost down the rabbit hole that is Pinterest. But like… Continue reading Really Stupid Kids Ideas on Pinterest

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Getting to Know You · Ridiculousness

10 Reasons Why Winter Isn’t So Bad

Two weeks ago, I wrote about why January is the armpit of the year, because it is. I hate January and it’s my least favorite month, followed by February. Yesterday, as I was finally shaving my sasquatch-like legs, I realized that there are some positives to winter. Sure, if God came down and said I… Continue reading 10 Reasons Why Winter Isn’t So Bad

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Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Facebook Selling Wall Part 4

I haven’t done one of these posts in a while and I have no idea why. I love doing these because I laugh the entire time while typing. If you haven’t checked out my last Facebook Selling Wall posts, what are you waiting for? Check them out here! Facebook Selling Wall Funnies Facebook Selling Wall… Continue reading Facebook Selling Wall Part 4

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Family · Ridiculousness

Hot Mess’s 10 Steps for Preparing for Snowpocolypse

With the exception of living in NYC for 3 months, I’ve lived in Ohio all my life. But still, at the age of 42, I’d being lieing if I didn’t say the first real snow storm of the season, doesn’t evoke a sense of “gotta get it done before” mentality. Today, snowpocolypse was to begin… Continue reading Hot Mess’s 10 Steps for Preparing for Snowpocolypse

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Customer Service · Rants · Ridiculousness

Congratulations Mr. Burger King, You’ve Done It Again

How can a nationally…nay, an Internationally known company, be this bad at customer service? Yes, I’m referring to the Burger King, again. In November, I had a similar incident and vowed secretly to never go back. But like any toxic, co-dependent relationship, we forget about these promises. It’s the last day of my sons’ winter… Continue reading Congratulations Mr. Burger King, You’ve Done It Again

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Rants · Ridiculousness

10 Reasons Why January is the Armpit of the Year

I hate January so much it’s not even funny. I’ve tried to be positive about the month, tryin’ to find the positive about it but you know what? There isn’t anything good about January. Now mind you, I’m talking about January in Ohio, not Southern California or Florida. So if you live in any of… Continue reading 10 Reasons Why January is the Armpit of the Year

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Rants · Ridiculousness

Put My Age in the Register….I Dare You!

When I go through the self-checkout with wine, I love to see the date they enter for my birthday. As a baseline, I was born on 12.28.76, making me 42-years-old. I’d say over the past 5 years, I’ve only been asked for my ID maybe 5% of the time. I once read they have to… Continue reading Put My Age in the Register….I Dare You!

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Blogging · Ridiculousness

Free Printable Blogging Schedule

I’ve blogged about this on more than one occasion and that is, I need a blogging schedule. I don’t have one and I blog/do social media only when I have time. There is zero consistency and I absolutely hate it. I had a side hustle of making personalized Christmas gifts and because of that, my… Continue reading Free Printable Blogging Schedule

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Family · First World Problems · Rants · Ridiculousness

You Don’t Have Crushed Tomatoes?

I grocery shop either on Saturday or Sunday. When we are gone for long weekends because of soccer, I use a service offered by our grocery store Kroger, called Click List. For $4.95 you order your groceries online, pull into the parking lot and they load them into your car. It’s pretty cool in theory… Continue reading You Don’t Have Crushed Tomatoes?

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