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I Only Understand 80%

I discovered something recently I’d like to share with all of you. Up until my confession to my husband a few weeks ago, I have never told anyone. Here it goes. I estimate I only understand about 80% of what is going on in movies at any given time. I understand comedies 100%. Perhaps that’s… Continue reading I Only Understand 80%

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Customer Service · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like · Super Hot Mess

Pickles

This post was inspired by my friend Em Inkles and her new Facebook group: Pickled Blog Project. This is an amazing group of caring, supportive bloggers and if you are looking for a tribe, I highly recommend it! #PickledBlogs Background I grew up in the restaurant business. At 12 I was hostessing and bussing tables.… Continue reading Pickles

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Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like

Guest Post- How to Be a Decent Human Being- Online Dating

So my blogging BFF/lil’ sis, asked if she could guest post on my blog. Umm….of course! Is that even a question? It’s especially amazing because I have NOTHING to offer in the realm of online dating seeing that I’ve been married for 16 years. What am I going to tell you? Don’t page me and… Continue reading Guest Post- How to Be a Decent Human Being- Online Dating

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Texting Abbreviations

Ok, perhaps because I’m 41, I don’t know all of the texting abbreviations. Because I love to write (and again, maybe it’s my age), you should see my texts. I pride myself on my use of uppercase letters, punctuation and spelling. Now granted, when I drive and talk my text, they do come out a… Continue reading Texting Abbreviations

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Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

What I’m Loving Right Now

I officially had the best tea I’ve ever had in my life today and I’d like to share it with you. In fact, I’m going to share a few things I’m loving right now. Capital Teas I’m not a huge tea drinker. Not until today when I tried the Capital Teas brand. Now full disclosure,… Continue reading What I’m Loving Right Now

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First World Problems · Pop Culture · Rants · Ridiculousness

Printable Signs to Deal With A** Holes

Upon the unfortunate realization I had no milk this morning to make my daily latte, I threw on slides and a jacket because let’s be real, I wasn’t putting a bra on to go to the gas station, and headed out. About 5 houses up I looked over and felt my usual disgust. This house… Continue reading Printable Signs to Deal With A** Holes

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Blogging · Getting to Know You · Ridiculousness

New Bloggers, Read This Warning!

I love blogging. I love blogging so much that if it were human, I’d marry it. I’ve had hobbies before but nothing as enjoyable and fulfilling as blogging and I’ve been doing it since 2015. Because I work 40 hours a week with a combined total of a 1.5 hour hellish commute everyday, every moment… Continue reading New Bloggers, Read This Warning!

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I Want to Learn How to Build Stuff

I want to learn how to do build stuff. I know I’m not being very specific so allow me to elaborate. I don’t know how to fix shit or use power tools. They intimidate me and I have no idea where to get started. Just to give you a little background, you can read the… Continue reading I Want to Learn How to Build Stuff

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Getting to Know You · Health · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

How to be a Decent Human Being- Communicating

How much does poor communication cause issues in your life? Can you count on one hand or need 500 hands to count the number of times you’ve waited and waited for an answer, only to never get it or get what you deem the wrong one? How to be a Decent Human Being- Communicating Don’t… Continue reading How to be a Decent Human Being- Communicating

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First World Problems · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Summer

Do People Live in Florida?

My oldest had me laughing on one of our first days in Florida at the supermarket. He’s like, “let’s be real, does anyone really live in Florida all year?” “No, I don’t think so.” It’s so f’ing hot here! I mean, my God how do people survive in any other month other than December in… Continue reading Do People Live in Florida?

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