Customer Service · Parenting · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Hot Mess and the Sailor

My oldest never goes grocery shopping with me anymore and I miss that. My youngest was at soccer practice so I took it upon myself to bribe him heavily to go. After promising him a venti-mocha-frappe-choca-something, it was a done deal. You know, I always go into the grocery store thinking that “this time will… Continue reading Hot Mess and the Sailor

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

The Difference Between the 1st And 2nd Child

Admittedly, I have done a disservice to my oldest-P, by doing waayyyy more for him than I should have. My philosophy was that part of the way I show I love him is by making sure to cater to his every whim. Now he’s 12 and here is the conversation we just had yesterday morning….… Continue reading The Difference Between the 1st And 2nd Child

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First World Problems · Getting to Know You · Health · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · Short Stories

Hot Mess and the Brazilian Wax

Apparently at some point, it was deemed sexy for your spouse to have a bald lady-area, similar to that of a child. Thanks a lot porn stars. Now if lucite, platform shoes become the fashion, that is where I will draw the line. A few years ago, my husband had offered to pay for my… Continue reading Hot Mess and the Brazilian Wax

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Blogging · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Hot Mess Reviews Spam Comments- Part Deux

I don’t like having the “S” word anywhere in my blog, especially in my title. I’m fearful Google will think my site is the dreadful “S” and somehow block me. But when I get a new batch of spam comments, I simply must comment on them. I commented on an original batch, here. What I… Continue reading Hot Mess Reviews Spam Comments- Part Deux

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Ridiculousness

My Message to Las Vegas

Victims of this tragedy, you are in my prayers tonight. Every person impacted by this today, tomorrow and all of eternity, I am so sorry. There are no words for this. I applaud each and every person that showed bravery during this tragedy. Some heroes risked their own lives to insure others would live. I… Continue reading My Message to Las Vegas

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Ridiculousness · Work

10 Cubicle Faux Pas

I would like to meet the “father of cubicles”, and slap the shit out of him. What were they thinking? “You can collaborate more”……  “It gives the office a larger feel”…..  “Cubicles reduce cost”……..   Apparently, the original creator of cubicles and all successors, thought the entire, industrialized world is runned by deaf mutes. If I were… Continue reading 10 Cubicle Faux Pas

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

Hot Mess Vs. The Hoarder

Do you guys know the show Hoarders? Where a gray-haired woman is defending why she has 3 frozen parakeets in her freezer. Or a balding man insists on keeping every JC Penny catalog since 1987? I’m afraid I’m raising a hoarder. Why? My 8-year-old son’s room is a nightmare. And it’s not some large room,… Continue reading Hot Mess Vs. The Hoarder

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Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess · Vlog

Hot Mess & House Hunters International

“My wife and I are medieval impersonators. Our budget is $900,000.” A funny Pinterest meme? No. This was actually said. I shit you not! Once I saw the first “castle” (yes, I said castle) they would be touring, I immediately grabbed my phone, giddy with excitement, knowing this train wreck was about to unfold on… Continue reading Hot Mess & House Hunters International

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Blogging · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Free Adult Mad Lib

As a child I LOVED Mad Libs. Hell, I still love mad libs and try to persuade my sons to play with me when we come across one. I had this idea a few days ago to create a free adult mad lib. If this doesn’t suck, I’ll create other ones. If there is adult… Continue reading Free Adult Mad Lib

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Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Anyone Going to See It?

So apparently the movie It was released a few weeks ago. I am just learning about it as I apparently live under a rock. My 12 year old wants to go see it. Given the name “It”, I knew automatically it is rated R and he would receive a big fat NO! I had forgotten… Continue reading Anyone Going to See It?

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