A good chunk of my blog posts are what I deem ridiculousness. I don’t even know if ridiculousness is a word but it’s my word so I’m using it. I feel like much of my life falls into the ridiculousness range thus this category holds the most posts.
Who invents prayers? I don’t mean the “please God, let last year be the last year I must hide the Elf on the Shelf” or the “please God, let them take the trash one more time then I swear I’ll pay the bill” kind of prayer. I’m talking about the prayers we see on prayer… Continue reading A Thanksgiving Prayer
Ladies and gents I have an announcement to make. In about a week, I will officially launch a store section on my blog. Something I haven’t mentioned too often is I am a crafty mutha’ fucka’. I’ve sewn dresses, made jewelry and now making wonderful things for the house. Just in time for the holidays,… Continue reading Hot Mess Store
Look I’ll be real, I haven’t exactly been the picture of health over the last few years. Fortunately, I take 2 medicines that are appetite inhibitors and it served me well the first few years but now this showdown is currently happening in my body: Metabolism: I’m getting weaker, I can no longer handle here… Continue reading Gym Review- Planet Fitness
Let me tell you, I absolutely love my doctor. She has been my doctor for probably over a decade now. I love her because she is understanding and takes precious time to ask you questions and understand how everything in your life could affect your health. We can now add funniest doctor to her medicine… Continue reading The Funniest Doctor on Earth
Sometimes, the lowest of low customer service is worth writing about. It can be so bad that it just leaves you shaking your head. Today was one of those days in the Burger King Kingdom: My 9-year-old absolutely loves Burger King burgers so I told him I would pick up 3 plain burgers for him. … Continue reading Dear Burger King
Ok, maybe the title is a little too dramatic but I’ve been meaning to tell you guys about the stuff I started to use that has changed my hair. None of its expensive (thank God) and I’ll provide links if you want to buy and try. If you’re outside the U.S. and want to try… Continue reading 4 Hair Products That Changed My Life!
Do you ever feel like you just can’t keep up cuz I’m there now. I’m going on day 4 of not washing my hair (God bless you Dove dry shampoo) or not shaving my legs. I haven’t opened up the mail in weeks. Why open it up? Not like it’s going to be a check… Continue reading The Daily Grind Sucks!
Look, I’m tired of coming across these phony blogs that post their income statement online. Or sometimes, they claim to make $10k in the first year of blogging. Didn’t your mamma teach you it’s not nice to discuss salary? Look, I’m not saying it isn’t possible. People have the chance to win the lottery but… Continue reading Stop Posting Blog Income Statements
Ok, I get that Walter White was a fictional character on Breaking Bad. For the 3% that hasn’t seen the show, Mr. White is a high school chemistry teacher down on his luck, diagnosed with terminal lung cancer. In an effort to ensure his family is financially secure after his passing, he begins to cook… Continue reading Walter White Junior
Yesterday I wrote a post called How to Be a Decent Human Being at a Hotel. What I failed to mention is that during out-of-town soccer tournaments, we are really just a big pile of ass holes. Seriously. D’Nial ain’t just a river in Africa and I can tell myself that our behavior isn’t horrible… Continue reading How We Aren’t Decent Human Beings at a Hotel
