I went down the rabbit hole of the internet today, searching for news about the 7.1 earthquake in California. I think I was on CNN.com...
Category: Ridiculousness
A good chunk of my blog posts are what I deem ridiculousness. I don’t even know if ridiculousness is a word but it’s my word so I’m using it. I feel like much of my life falls into the ridiculousness range thus this category holds the most posts.
Farm Fresh Butt Nuggets Do we have any chicken breeders reading this? Farmers? Because I need to know if butt nugget is another name for...
Just a quick shout out to all the dads, grandpas and father figures! I thought about how most moms would wrap their kids in bubble...
Have you ever face planted? Like not a face plant where you at least go down, knees first but a full-on plank fall? Well, let...
I’m having a Handmaid’s Tale watch party next Wednesday and I’m so excited! I understand that out of everyone I invited, maybe half have never...
Ok gentlemen, I need to talk to my ladies today about something super girly and I’m super sorry. Tomorrow we will talk about farts and...
For a child to be bad enough to make it on to one of my posts, he must be pretty damn bad. I really have...
I’ve always enjoyed mad libs. As a kid, I would love doing mad libs on long road trips during summer break or fill out the...
If I have to make one more f’ing lunch, I’m going to lose my shit. No really. I have dutifully made lunches for my sons...
I cannot stand internet trolls. Internet trolls strike me as the most depressed, angry, joyless people on the face of the Earth. So much so,...