Fall · Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Soccer

Oh Balls!!

I don’t know if you’ll be shocked but we had a soccer tournament this week, 40 minutes away. Though I wanted Carter (my 9-year-old) to win, a part of me didn’t want him to advance to the semi-finals which was at 7:30 a.m……on a Sunday….and we had to be there by 6:45 a.m. I didn’t… Continue reading Oh Balls!!

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Blogging · Getting to Know You · Ridiculousness

15 Ways You Know You’re a Blogger

I think after nearly 3 years of blogging, I can call myself a blogger. If there’s a hazing of some sort, could someone let me know where and when so I can get it over with and claim my bloggership? Anyway, I thought it would be fun to list all the stuff I now do… Continue reading 15 Ways You Know You’re a Blogger

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Fall · Family · Rants · Ridiculousness · Soccer

I Hate Cooking

Look, I’m just going to be real with you guys, I don’t find any pleasure in cooking. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve been excited to make something. Cooking to me is a chore and whoever coined the phrase, “a woman’s place is in the kitchen,” should go down in… Continue reading I Hate Cooking

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Ridiculousness

No One Should EVER Make Money on 9/11

Warning: This post contains no humor today. If you’re looking for a laugh, wait till tomorrow. Sorry guys. I have an issue I want to discuss with you, in all seriousness. Tomorrow we will resume the foul language and topics ranging from farts to wine. Off you go. The Issue 2 weeks ago, my son… Continue reading No One Should EVER Make Money on 9/11

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Blogging · Ridiculousness

10 Blog Topic Ideas

If I could write every day, I absolutely would. Unfortunately, sometimes, I just don’t have anything to write about. About once a month, I’ll go about 4 or 5 days without writing and honestly I feel like I’ve abandoned a child. This break replenishs ideas and allows my brain to rest. Something that has amazed… Continue reading 10 Blog Topic Ideas

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

15 Perks of Going to Prison

So I’ve been a fan of Orange is the New Black on Netflix, since day 1. It’s well written, the characters are believable and it’s funny and thoughtful as well. Why I had never listened to the book (I don’t have time to read so I use audible for my ridiculously long commute) was beyond… Continue reading 15 Perks of Going to Prison

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Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · Work

15 Corporate Terms We Hate Part 2

I have been a part of the corporate world most of my life. I realize that a few folks reading this may have corporate on their horizon or eventually get back into corporate. I want you to be prepared to speak their (somewhat ridiculous) language. In addition to corporate often times resembling an episode of… Continue reading 15 Corporate Terms We Hate Part 2

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Family · Ridiculousness · Work

I Dreamt You Died

“I dreamt you died,” my friend/co-worker said to me today. “Come again? Wait…what? How did I die?” “I can’t say,” she responded. “You can’t tell me you dreamt I died then not tell me how I died. Was I decapitated?” “No.” “Was I raped?” “No.” “Then tell me!” After a few seconds she paused and… Continue reading I Dreamt You Died

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Soccer

The Special Stank of a Boy

I really didn’t know what to call this post. Obviously you see the title that won- The Special Stank of a Boy. I also toyed with titles such as X Ways to be a Decent Human Being in a Hotel Room as well as, Nothing Is Working and I Want to Suck My Thumb, Again.… Continue reading The Special Stank of a Boy

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