Family · Super Hot Mess

Ill-Equipped to Power Wash My House

Last year I wrote a post about painting my mail box or lack thereof. A blind woman would have done a better job. I’m not handy and my husband isn’t either. So slowly, I feel like our house is turning into a dump and I need to do something about it. For starters, in the… Continue reading Ill-Equipped to Power Wash My House

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Blogging · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Hot Mess Reviews Spam Comments- Part Deux

I don’t like having the “S” word anywhere in my blog, especially in my title. I’m fearful Google will think my site is the dreadful “S” and somehow block me. But when I get a new batch of spam comments, I simply must comment on them. I commented on an original batch, here. What I… Continue reading Hot Mess Reviews Spam Comments- Part Deux

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Soccer · Super Hot Mess

Parents Behaving Badly

Just when I thought I was blessed for getting 1 video of parents behaving badly on Saturday, along comes a second little nugget today. For those of you that don’t know, I’m a reluctant soccer mom. I party hard with my girls but you’ll never see me creating obnoxious, Pinterest, soccer crafts or driving a mini… Continue reading Parents Behaving Badly

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Kids · Parenting · Super Hot Mess

I Just Got Spooked!

The Fall brings chillier weather and neighborhood fires. No longer are we forced to shave our legs every other day, sometimes extending leg shaves by a week. Is that just me? Sorry, TMI. We love to have fires. It’s somewhat of an invitation for all surrounding neighbors to come and join us…..and bring alcohol. Tonight… Continue reading I Just Got Spooked!

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Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess · Vlog

Hot Mess & House Hunters International

“My wife and I are medieval impersonators. Our budget is $900,000.” A funny Pinterest meme? No. This was actually said. I shit you not! Once I saw the first “castle” (yes, I said castle) they would be touring, I immediately grabbed my phone, giddy with excitement, knowing this train wreck was about to unfold on… Continue reading Hot Mess & House Hunters International

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First World Problems · Rants · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Facebook Will Bite You In the Ass

Facebook will bite you in the ass. Why? Because people love, love, love to brag on Facebook. “Look what my honey got me for my birthday?” (insert picture of new car) “Construction almost complete!” (insert picture of mini mansion) “20 pounds down, 5 more to go!” (insert selfie of someone standing in front of a… Continue reading Facebook Will Bite You In the Ass

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Family · Parenting · Super Hot Mess

Hurricane Irma

I think it was about a week ago when we caught word that a second hurricane was making its way to America. I thought, ‘this is just the media, making things drama and this will dissipate.’ But it hasn’t. In fact, it is estimated to be very catastrophic which sucks a lot because my mother… Continue reading Hurricane Irma

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Family · Getting to Know You · Super Hot Mess

Chichi, You’re Making Me Want to Puke

I’m done having a dog. I really am. Had 24-year-old me seen what 40-year-old me would have to do with my Chihuahua now; the adorableness of carrying a little dog in a pink purse would have lost its allure real fast. There have been times when Chichi’s baths have left me heaving while my eyes… Continue reading Chichi, You’re Making Me Want to Puke

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Blogging · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess · Work

Sugar Daddy Test

On more than one occasion my co-worker has announced she wished she would win the lottery or that she needs to find a sugar daddy. She is in her 50’s, beautiful and knows everything there is to know about the food business. I help her with excel and tech, she helps me with food questions.… Continue reading Sugar Daddy Test

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Family · Health · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

I Ate My Twin In The Womb

Tuesday, on my commute home from work, I had a little itch on the right side of my lower scalp. I itched it like I normally would and felt something protruding from my head. “Wait, that’s not supposed to be there,” I said out loud. I continued to feel my head while gingerly surveying the… Continue reading I Ate My Twin In The Womb

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