Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

What the F*** is Supreme Clothing?

Folks, we have an issue. Like a church on a Sunday morning, where the faithful have their arms raised up praising God, my son has pledged his devotion to the fashion gods. We’re fucked. Gone are the days I could glide into Payless Shoes, slap down $10 bucks and walk out with a pair of… Continue reading What the F*** is Supreme Clothing?

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Customer Service · Holiday · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Groupon Has Sex Toys Now

Not gonna lie you guys, I’m very confused about tonight’s topic of Groupon’s newest addition. It’s been a long time since I’ve looked at something and can’t figure it out. I think the last time I was this confused was when I wrote about THINX. Purposely, I’m trying to figure out what the hell it… Continue reading Groupon Has Sex Toys Now

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Elf on the Shelf · Family · Holiday · Super Hot Mess

Elf on the Shelf- Night 2

This elf began smoking at 12. After a ridiculously long day in the sweat shop…..ahem…toy shop….he would steal away with several other elves behind the sleigh barn to have a smoke. After 2 decades of smoking Red Marlboro Mediums, he developed a cough that was deemed too disruptive to all the other elves and placed… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf- Night 2

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Rants · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Facebook Selling Wall Funnies

After my good friend NC sent a screen shot of someone ridiculous, selling something ridiculous on our town Facebook selling wall, I knew immediately I had to request to join. A week later, I was part of the club. I had no intention of buying ANYTHING but only to get a good laugh. Let me… Continue reading Facebook Selling Wall Funnies

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Blogging · First World Problems · Super Hot Mess

Confessions Of A Sex Toy Lady

So folks, I had a Pure Romance party last night and it did not disappoint in providing laughs and an oppourtunity to drink way too much. I will be posting tomorrow about the event as it evens has your’s truely in a compromising position, but I encouraged my Pure Romance rep/friend to write a blog… Continue reading Confessions Of A Sex Toy Lady

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Soccer · Super Hot Mess

European Man Sack

Last Sunday I blogged about evening #2 with the new soccer parents of my 12-year-olds team. We did the responsible thing and not only left the children at the hotel but headed to the casino to lose probably a combined total of $2,000. Super responsible. So last Friday night, my husband and I sat in… Continue reading European Man Sack

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Family · Health · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Do You Have a Weak Stomach?*

*VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED!!! I occasionally have a weak stomach. I’m not the type to vomit upon seeing something gross or become physically ill. What does happen is I immediately lose my appetite. I guess this is a good thing as I eat less. Last night as I sipped a glass of Cabernet in bed, vowing… Continue reading Do You Have a Weak Stomach?*

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Family · Super Hot Mess

Ill-Equipped to Power Wash My House

Last year I wrote a post about painting my mail box or lack thereof. A blind woman would have done a better job. I’m not handy and my husband isn’t either. So slowly, I feel like our house is turning into a dump and I need to do something about it. For starters, in the… Continue reading Ill-Equipped to Power Wash My House

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Blogging · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Hot Mess Reviews Spam Comments- Part Deux

I don’t like having the “S” word anywhere in my blog, especially in my title. I’m fearful Google will think my site is the dreadful “S” and somehow block me. But when I get a new batch of spam comments, I simply must comment on them. I commented on an original batch, here. What I… Continue reading Hot Mess Reviews Spam Comments- Part Deux

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