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Printable Signs to Deal With A** Holes

Upon the unfortunate realization I had no milk this morning to make my daily latte, I threw on slides and a jacket because let’s be real, I wasn’t putting a bra on to go to the gas station, and headed out. About 5 houses up I looked over and felt my usual disgust. This house… Continue reading Printable Signs to Deal With A** Holes

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Getting to Know You · Rants · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

I Want to Learn How to Build Stuff

I want to learn how to do build stuff. I know I’m not being very specific so allow me to elaborate. I don’t know how to fix shit or use power tools. They intimidate me and I have no idea where to get started. Just to give you a little background, you can read the… Continue reading I Want to Learn How to Build Stuff

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Rants

A Complete and Utter Rant

The title is exactly what it says. This is a complete and utter rant. I don’t care how childish it is as this is my blog. The only thing I won’t divulge is who inspired this rant. Just imagine a horrible person you’ve interacted with and suddenly my meltdown doesn’t seem so out of place.… Continue reading A Complete and Utter Rant

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Pop Culture · Rants

Roseanne- Stupid, Drugs, Alcohol or Arrogance?

I figured it had to either be stupidity, drugs, alcohol, arrogance or a combination of any of the above that fueled Roseanne’s completely idiotic, racist, stupid tweet. We’ll get to the cause in a moment. “But Hot Mess, what is this tweet you speak of?” For any of you who haven’t heard of what Roseanne… Continue reading Roseanne- Stupid, Drugs, Alcohol or Arrogance?

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Customer Service · Kids · Rants

Nothing is Working and I Want to Suck My Thumb

Nothing is working and I had a meltdown in the Mc Donald’s parking lot today. There, I said it. It started when my son got up at 5 a.m. to work on homework. At 7 a.m. I come down to find him under a blanket, watching ESPN. “What in the world are you doing?” I… Continue reading Nothing is Working and I Want to Suck My Thumb

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Kids · Pop Culture · Rants

6 Ways to be a Decent Human Being On an Airplane

Having come back from L.A. I saw many faux pas on the airplane. It’s like these people have never flown before or aren’t really human. Usually common sense would kick in but I guess “usually” doesn’t happen for all of us. Have these things happened to you before? Have you even done some of these… Continue reading 6 Ways to be a Decent Human Being On an Airplane

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Kids · Parenting · Rants · Ridiculousness · Soccer

Mother Nature is a Real A** Hole Today

I’m really trying to have a positive attitude here about coming back to Ohio from California but Mother Nature is being a real ass hole. We have 2 soccer games today. One at 2:30 then at 6. So we will be spending the majority of our time outside today. Unfortunately, I’ll be wearing my rain… Continue reading Mother Nature is a Real A** Hole Today

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Customer Service · Family · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture · Rants

Los Angeles- Day 2- The Supreme Store

You ever go into a store and either one or all of the staff makes you feel like you don’t belong there? Like you are the nerdy middle schooler trying to sit with the popular kids and though you do acquire a seat with them, it’s at the end of the table and everyone’s back… Continue reading Los Angeles- Day 2- The Supreme Store

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Rants · Ridiculousness

Sunday Drivers When You’re Trying to Outrun a Tornado

If there is one thing the Midwest is known for, it’s for the topsy turvy weather. Take the past 48 hours for example. When I awoke yesterday, there was 2″ of snow on the ground. Today it was a high of 65 with a chance of tornadoes. If you are fortunate enough to live somewhere… Continue reading Sunday Drivers When You’re Trying to Outrun a Tornado

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Rants · Ridiculousness · Soccer

How I Fail as a Soccer Mom

It is no secret that the day I drive a mini van is the day I give you carte blanche to shoot me. Before I even had children, I made a vow that I would never, ever, ever drive a mini van. I don’t care if during soccer tournaments we car pool with another soccer… Continue reading How I Fail as a Soccer Mom

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