Customer Service · Rants · Ridiculousness

Dear Burger King

Sometimes, the lowest of low customer service is worth writing about. It can be so bad that it just leaves you shaking your head. Today was one of those days in the Burger King Kingdom: My 9-year-old absolutely loves Burger King burgers so I told him I would pick up 3 plain burgers for him. … Continue reading Dear Burger King

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Rants

Adult Meltdown*

*There’s an astronomical amount of F**** in this post for my adult meltdown so if your delicate ears can’t handle it, please stop reading. It’s 11:39 at night and pissed doesn’t describe what I am right now. My son had a party this evening from 8 to 11 and my husband would take him there… Continue reading Adult Meltdown*

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Fall · Family · Rants · Ridiculousness · Soccer

I Hate Cooking

Look, I’m just going to be real with you guys, I don’t find any pleasure in cooking. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve been excited to make something. Cooking to me is a chore and whoever coined the phrase, “a woman’s place is in the kitchen,” should go down in… Continue reading I Hate Cooking

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Parenting · Rants · Soccer

Ass Drums

Soccer parents aren’t suppose to have jobs since soccer games are planned half way across town, at 6PM and on a Friday night. Who needs jobs? Shit! We’re all trust fund babies right? Unfortunately, we need to have these jobs to pay for the thousands of dollars amassed between fees, uniforms and hotels. Tonight, my… Continue reading Ass Drums

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First World Problems · Pop Culture · Rants · Ridiculousness

Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls! On a Community Facebook Page

I’m so over the trolls of the internet that I’ve decided to write posts about them. Did trolls exist in the 80’s? Did people send hateful letters? I don’t know. What I do know is I will be posting examples of various trolls. I remember my Uncle Penn always had these adorable trolls around, perhaps… Continue reading Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls! On a Community Facebook Page

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Rants · Ridiculousness

My Neighborhood is Turning into Mad Max

When it comes to my neighborhood, I’m really torn on if the HOA (Home Owners Association) is doing everything they can do to enforce rules. I don’t know what happens behind closed doors. Perhaps they are working on this stuff and I just don’t. So let’s do this, I’m going to give you guys a… Continue reading My Neighborhood is Turning into Mad Max

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Rants · Ridiculousness

Life With a Teenage Boy

When my children were babies and/or toddlers, many experienced mothers said, enjoy this time, you’ll miss it. I wanted to punch them in the throats as they walked away with their teenage boy while I was left chasing down a 4-year-old while simultaneously changing the diaper of an 18 month old. ‘Enjoy this time? Obviously… Continue reading Life With a Teenage Boy

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Pop Culture · Rants · Ridiculousness

An Updated Letter to ODOT

My commute has set me off the deep end. The commute is the reason why I’ll be creating a commuter scream pillow this weekend. I ranted about this same thing 9 months ago and it has gotten worst, much worse. ODOT stands for Ohio Department of Transportation. Or it should stand for Only Delays or… Continue reading An Updated Letter to ODOT

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