Fall · Family · Rants · Ridiculousness · Soccer

I Hate Cooking

Look, I’m just going to be real with you guys, I don’t find any pleasure in cooking. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve been excited to make something. Cooking to me is a chore and whoever coined the phrase, “a woman’s place is in the kitchen,” should go down in… Continue reading I Hate Cooking

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Parenting · Rants · Soccer

Ass Drums

Soccer parents aren’t suppose to have jobs since soccer games are planned half way across town, at 6PM and on a Friday night. Who needs jobs? Shit! We’re all trust fund babies right? Unfortunately, we need to have these jobs to pay for the thousands of dollars amassed between fees, uniforms and hotels. Tonight, my… Continue reading Ass Drums

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First World Problems · Pop Culture · Rants · Ridiculousness

Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls! On a Community Facebook Page

I’m so over the trolls of the internet that I’ve decided to write posts about them. Did trolls exist in the 80’s? Did people send hateful letters? I don’t know. What I do know is I will be posting examples of various trolls. I remember my Uncle Penn always had these adorable trolls around, perhaps… Continue reading Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls! On a Community Facebook Page

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Rants · Ridiculousness

My Neighborhood is Turning into Mad Max

When it comes to my neighborhood, I’m really torn on if the HOA (Home Owners Association) is doing everything they can do to enforce rules. I don’t know what happens behind closed doors. Perhaps they are working on this stuff and I just don’t. So let’s do this, I’m going to give you guys a… Continue reading My Neighborhood is Turning into Mad Max

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Rants · Ridiculousness

Life With a Teenage Boy

When my children were babies and/or toddlers, many experienced mothers said, enjoy this time, you’ll miss it. I wanted to punch them in the throats as they walked away with their teenage boy while I was left chasing down a 4-year-old while simultaneously changing the diaper of an 18 month old. ‘Enjoy this time? Obviously… Continue reading Life With a Teenage Boy

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Pop Culture · Rants · Ridiculousness

An Updated Letter to ODOT

My commute has set me off the deep end. The commute is the reason why I’ll be creating a commuter scream pillow this weekend. I ranted about this same thing 9 months ago and it has gotten worst, much worse. ODOT stands for Ohio Department of Transportation. Or it should stand for Only Delays or… Continue reading An Updated Letter to ODOT

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First World Problems · Pop Culture · Rants · Ridiculousness

Printable Signs to Deal With A** Holes

Upon the unfortunate realization I had no milk this morning to make my daily latte, I threw on slides and a jacket because let’s be real, I wasn’t putting a bra on to go to the gas station, and headed out. About 5 houses up I looked over and felt my usual disgust. This house… Continue reading Printable Signs to Deal With A** Holes

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Getting to Know You · Rants · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

I Want to Learn How to Build Stuff

I want to learn how to do build stuff. I know I’m not being very specific so allow me to elaborate. I don’t know how to fix shit or use power tools. They intimidate me and I have no idea where to get started. Just to give you a little background, you can read the… Continue reading I Want to Learn How to Build Stuff

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Rants

A Complete and Utter Rant

The title is exactly what it says. This is a complete and utter rant. I don’t care how childish it is as this is my blog. The only thing I won’t divulge is who inspired this rant. Just imagine a horrible person you’ve interacted with and suddenly my meltdown doesn’t seem so out of place.… Continue reading A Complete and Utter Rant

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Pop Culture · Rants

Roseanne- Stupid, Drugs, Alcohol or Arrogance?

I figured it had to either be stupidity, drugs, alcohol, arrogance or a combination of any of the above that fueled Roseanne’s completely idiotic, racist, stupid tweet. We’ll get to the cause in a moment. “But Hot Mess, what is this tweet you speak of?” For any of you who haven’t heard of what Roseanne… Continue reading Roseanne- Stupid, Drugs, Alcohol or Arrogance?

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