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Facebook Will Bite You In the Ass

Facebook will bite you in the ass. Why? Because people love, love, love to brag on Facebook. “Look what my honey got me for my birthday?” (insert picture of new car) “Construction almost complete!” (insert picture of mini mansion) “20 pounds down, 5 more to go!” (insert selfie of someone standing in front of a… Continue reading Facebook Will Bite You In the Ass

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First World Problems · Getting to Know You · Health · Pop Culture · Rants · Ridiculousness

At What Point Do You Really Diet?

When is the point where you aren’t just saying you are dieting but actually begin to eat healthy and exercise? I’m talking about that moment you don’t think about exercising but actually start exercising and continue to do it…..consistently. When is the breaking point? My breaking point came twice in my life when 2 idiots… Continue reading At What Point Do You Really Diet?

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Rants

School Fundraisers

I know I have several readers from all over the world and I want to know, do your schools send kids out, selling for fund-raisers? Raise money for new playground equipment!  Earn money for our music program!  Send the band to the Rose Bowl!  This is all well and good but my 8-year-old brought up… Continue reading School Fundraisers

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Health · Rants · Ridiculousness

Why Periods Are The Worst

Gentlemen, I am not trying to alienate you but considering 98% of you puke upon the mention of periods, just skip this post. Trust me. I’ll talk about bacon and boobs or something tomorrow. I’m beginning to realize that when menopause happens (I’m years away), it’s not going to be so bad. I mean, my… Continue reading Why Periods Are The Worst

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Customer Service · First World Problems · Health · Rants · Ridiculousness · Soccer

Matilda, Target And Walmart

Yesterday I had a follow-up appointment to measure and check Matilda. Matilda is my benign tumor on the back of my head. Because I’m bat shit crazy, I decided to name her. Here’s the post about when I discovered I had a buddy: I Ate My Twin In The Womb Before going to the doctor’s, I… Continue reading Matilda, Target And Walmart

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First World Problems · Rants · Ridiculousness · Work

Why Are All Printers D****?

I have come to the conclusion that if there is 1 electronic that has animosity towards humans, its printers. And it’s virtually all printers as it could be your home printer or the one at work. No matter what, they never work flawlessly. Years ago when I worked at DSW corporate, it became a weekly… Continue reading Why Are All Printers D****?

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Customer Service · Rants · Ridiculousness

Jerks of the Grocery Store

Though my title is negative I’m going to start on a positive note, sandwich the negative in the middle then end on a positive note. I ran into my friend N at Kroger. For all my Canadian and English friends, Kroger is a grocery chain. Though we were in the cereal aisle, I insisted on… Continue reading Jerks of the Grocery Store

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Blogging · Customer Service · Family · Health · Kids · Parenting · Rants

I’m Annoyed And Over It!

I’m so fucking annoyed right now. I have nats crawling on my monitor while a fly taunts me around my head. “Not today Satan!” I scream as I clap my hands together and catch the nat. I’m drinking wine, I’ve got a blog and I’m not afraid to use it. It’s 9:30 p.m. and this… Continue reading I’m Annoyed And Over It!

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Family · Kids · Rants · Ridiculousness

Ill Equipped to Assemble Ikea Furniture

My title says it all. I’m on day 3 of attempting to put together my son’s new bed from Ikea together. Allow me to demonstrate my mindset and where I currently am in the process: I’m on step 6 of 52 steps. On day 1 I realized I had one of the sides attached but… Continue reading Ill Equipped to Assemble Ikea Furniture

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Customer Service · Rants

Vote How I Respond To The Scammer

Since my previous post about turning the tables on a scammer, I have had several more scammers stupidly attempt to swindle me. The only people who have been swindled are the scammers who had to pay to have a fake cashiers check overnighted to me. I had one check going to McDonald’s while another one… Continue reading Vote How I Respond To The Scammer

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