Have I mentioned how much I hate working out? I absolutely hate it. Some people talk about a “runner’s high” on the treadmill. I have...
Category: Rants
Dear Defense Department, What the actual fuck are you doing? It doesn’t take an expert to realize this isn’t the Piggly Wiggly testing out new...
As a child of the 80’s and a teen of the 90’s, I’ve spent decades, quietly putting the mullet to the respected death it deserves....
I’ve given Myrtle Beach 3 tries and I’m done. I drove down here Wednesday with my sister and her boyfriend to move my son into...
While driving my son to school this morning, I received the following text from my friend: Friend: For tonight’s team dinner, I see you’re bringing...
Although the title is about McDonald’s Drive double drive-thru, really this list is about any fast food restaurant that thought this would be a good...
I’m beyond annoyed right now and at my wit’s end. I’m sick of being an adult. Everything that could break has broken. My family has...
Everyone has different versions of themselves. Some versions are alcohol or drug-induced. Some happen naturally thanks to how we’re wired. My existing state is neither...
Have you ever noticed that the people that have the most work usually have their heads down and actually are doing work? Usually, they aren’t...
Despite this happening Thursday, I needed a few days before writing about it to calm the fuck down. I’ve never been more pissed at someone...