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Ohio, Cold as F***

Look, I know cold weather happens in January and I know the level of cold we are to endure but this is RIDICULOUS! It’s 3 degrees right now. For the majority of the world that goes by celsius, I converted 3 degrees to celsius and that’s -16.11. Does that make sense why I’m flipping out?… Continue reading Ohio, Cold as F***

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Blogging · Family · Getting to Know You · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

WordPress Daily Prompt-Bliss

Bliss When I was in my twenties, my bliss was grabbing a latte at Starbucks, taking a paycheck that should have been used on bills and buying my brains out. I worked at Express corporate and used the 40% discount to all their stores including Express, Limited and Victoria’s Secret. It was truly retail therapy.… Continue reading WordPress Daily Prompt-Bliss

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Elf on the Shelf · Getting to Know You · Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

What I Want For Christmas

Because I’m a spaz and overly excited for Black Friday, I have begun to think about what to ask for, for Christmas. Don’t get me wrong, if my sons ask me, I’ll simply tell them, “nothing or make me something”. But for the adults, I’m like, “game on bitches!” And since my birthday is 3… Continue reading What I Want For Christmas

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My Dreams This Week

As a child, I would dream every night. When I couldn’t sleep, I would day-dream till I fell asleep, creating little movies in my head. I don’t know what happened but they eventually went away which probably means my sleep went away too. This week however has been completely different. I would love to know… Continue reading My Dreams This Week

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Slang in England Part Deux

So when I wrote Hot Mess Asks About Slang In England, I never dreamt of all the additional slang in the U.K. I was still not privy to. It came about by accident when messaging a question to Suzi from Suzie Speaks and Em from  Em Linthorpe. If you haven’t checked out their blogs, I highly recommend both! It… Continue reading Slang in England Part Deux

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First World Problems · Getting to Know You · Pop Culture

Hot Mess Asks About Slang In England

So my last probably 8 audible books have been from an amazing indy author RR Haywood. I’ve listened to every one of his The Undead books. He even gave me permission to use his artwork to write a review of the series. Though I was hesitant and felt like a complete traitor, I decided to… Continue reading Hot Mess Asks About Slang In England

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5 Tips to Surviving The Midwest

I took my 12-year-old to the bus stop at 6:40 and thought the same thing I’ve been thinking since I realized where my ancestors decided to settle down, ‘Why the fuck did you choose here? After jumping ship at Ellis, why didn’t you keep going West…..like to Los Angeles?’ All they had to do was… Continue reading 5 Tips to Surviving The Midwest

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Hot Mess and the Brazilian Wax

Apparently at some point, it was deemed sexy for your spouse to have a bald lady-area, similar to that of a child. Thanks a lot porn stars. Now if lucite, platform shoes become the fashion, that is where I will draw the line. A few years ago, my husband had offered to pay for my… Continue reading Hot Mess and the Brazilian Wax

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Customer Service · Family · Getting to Know You

Everyone Should Have To Be a Server and Work in Retail

My friend and soul blogger No Love For Fatties, recently discussed her first job as a server (go check her out!) and it got me thinking about my own experience, considering I grew up in the restaurant business. Although some may think it was a cake job, being the owner’s daughter, it was tough. From… Continue reading Everyone Should Have To Be a Server and Work in Retail

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Book Review-What I’m Loving And You Should Too!

Ok, so I have a God awful commute every day to work. Going isn’t so bad, it’s the coming home which is a sweet 50 minutes, EVERY SINGLE DAY. The only thing that keeps me sane is audible.com. Otherwise, I would be a road rage bitch, 24/7. About a year and a half ago I… Continue reading Book Review-What I’m Loving And You Should Too!

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