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5 Things I Don’t Understand

I’ve always said, if irony was a person, they would be a comedian. Why? Because irony can be funny. Irony can also be a little bitch. I always think of Alanis Morissette’s line of “10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife,” when I’m going through my plastic cutlery at work and can’t find… Continue reading 5 Things I Don’t Understand

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Getting to Know You · Health · Ridiculousness

5 Reasons Why I Don’t Like to Workout

Let’s just be real, exercising sucks. I figure that scientists will eventually figure out that some humans are wired to actually enjoy strenuous activity while others prefer watching these people strain. If you’re wondering what inspired this post, it was my son’s soccer game, sitting in 90 degree weather, melting along with the other parents… Continue reading 5 Reasons Why I Don’t Like to Workout

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First World Problems · Getting to Know You · Ridiculousness

4 Pets I Wish I Could Have

After Chichi died this spring (God rest her fur ball soul), I haven’t thought about getting another dog. Yet every week someone asks me, “have you thought about getting another dog?” I don’t have to think about it as the answer is a BIG FAT NO. And if I or any family member gets the… Continue reading 4 Pets I Wish I Could Have

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Getting to Know You · Health · Ridiculousness

3 Horrible Dreams

Occasionally, I get vivid, awkward dreams just like the rest of the human population. Sometimes, I remember the dreams and can actually write them out the next day. Here are 3 I had in one night. Teeny-Weeny Little Animals Teeny-weeny little animals, maybe the size of an inch, slowly inched their way across my carpet.… Continue reading 3 Horrible Dreams

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Blogging · Getting to Know You · Ridiculousness

15 Ways You Know You’re a Blogger

I think after nearly 3 years of blogging, I can call myself a blogger. If there’s a hazing of some sort, could someone let me know where and when so I can get it over with and claim my bloggership? Anyway, I thought it would be fun to list all the stuff I now do… Continue reading 15 Ways You Know You’re a Blogger

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Getting to Know You · Pop Culture · S*** Women Like

7 Songs I’m Listening to Right Now

It’s been ages since I’ve actually had new songs (at least new to me) that I’m putting on repeat. I would like to say I was in a massive music drought up until recently. Music to me often times describes what you’re going through or is as simple as enjoying the beat. Here’s what’s on my… Continue reading 7 Songs I’m Listening to Right Now

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Family · Getting to Know You · Kids · Parenting

Dining With Divas- A Short Memoir of Eating with my Children

Dinner time in my house is something of a cluster and I’m partially to blame. One of the most uncomfortable feelings for me is going to bed hungry. In fact, I’ve never gone to bed hungry because I physically can’t go to sleep hungry. That being said, for me to implement the rule of “this… Continue reading Dining With Divas- A Short Memoir of Eating with my Children

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4 Things I Love That Everyone Else Hates

I did a post a few weeks ago called 4 Things Everyone Else Loves That I Hate. I thought it only appropriate to reverse the table and come up with a few things I know I love that the majority isn’t fond of. Now, don’t get me wrong, I know some of you out there… Continue reading 4 Things I Love That Everyone Else Hates

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Getting to Know You · Pop Culture

4 Things I Hate That Everyone Else Loves

This post was inspired by a segment on Matt Bellassai’s Podcast, Unhappy Hour. If you haven’t checked it out, Dear God you’re missing out! I mean, when you have an episode entitled, We Smell Like Beef, how is it not going to be funny? Anyway, when he interviews guests, he asks them what is one… Continue reading 4 Things I Hate That Everyone Else Loves

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Family · Getting to Know You · Kids · Parenting · Summer

No, Not Right Now

We had new neighbors move in caddy corner from us about 2 months ago. I’ve been an ass hole because I haven’t taken the time to go over and meet them. I thought about baking them something but then I’m like, I want them to like us. I thought about taking an orchid over but… Continue reading No, Not Right Now

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