Apparently while on vacation, I fell asleep on the sofa in my bathing suit. My husband and his friend thought it would be funny to take a picture of me asleep. It was NOT a glamour shot by any stretch. My teeth and lips were purple and I had my mouth cocked up. It was… Continue reading Purple Teeth Club
My oldest had me laughing on one of our first days in Florida at the supermarket. He’s like, “let’s be real, does anyone really live in Florida all year?” “No, I don’t think so.” It’s so f’ing hot here! I mean, my God how do people survive in any other month other than December in… Continue reading Do People Live in Florida?
The beach is great in theory. I remember a week ago the aspirations I had for the beach here in Florida. The following went through my mind….. This is gonna be great! We’ll go to the beach every day for a few hours, come home and just hang out. Amazing! People, I’ve been here since… Continue reading Beach Expectations
We are currently sharing a house with our friends and their 2 sons who are both under the age of 10. I honestly believe you need to understand how a family lives before spending an entire week under the same roof. We hit the jack pot with regards to a great family to share a… Continue reading 5 Ways to be a Decent Human Being When Sharing a Vacation House
As I sit in our vacation home, someone already had Say Yes to the Dress on the tv. I promised myself I wouldn’t watch shit like this but it’s sucking me in. How does one buy a dress for $8,000? My dress was from a Lazarus department store’s wedding shop that was going out of… Continue reading Florida, Just Like Jurassic Park
Though I’d love to see what society looked like 300 years ago, I think I was born in an adequate time. Why? Because we have air conditioning, heated water and luxuries one could not even imagine 300 years ago. Because I’ve become accustom to this, I’ll be the first to admit I don’t like: To… Continue reading Being Outdoors, Not For Me
Not me peoples! Jesus, it’s only 10:14 a.m. I’m not an alcoholic. As we made it through the plane we were exiled to the back or what I like to call, the waiting room for the toilet. As people filed in behind us I cringed, wondering who would be my seatmate. I have a very… Continue reading Drunk on a Plane
Lame-ass title, I know. I just didn’t know what else to name it. I really wanted to entitle it: Some Miscellaneous but that would get me zero hits via Google so I named it Youtube, Florida and Packing. So my family and I leave for Florida tomorrow. Instead of getting a hotel, my friend was… Continue reading Youtube, Florida and Packing
I love how the last month of school, everyone’s like fuck it. The parents are like fuck it, the kids are like fuck it and the teachers (I’m sure) are like fuck it. What I mean is we are just days away from the finish line and everyone’s doing everything they can, just to get… Continue reading Everyone’s Like F*** It, It’s the End of the School Year
When I was growing up, we would get a bat in our house annually each summer. Someway, some how, these ass holes always showed up and wreaked havoc on our family every summer. Here is my childhood home. Built in 1920, it had 4 bedrooms, 1.5 baths and a chimney bats flocked to like it… Continue reading The Bats
