Upon the unfortunate realization I had no milk this morning to make my daily latte, I threw on slides and a jacket because let’s be real, I wasn’t putting a bra on to go to the gas station, and headed out. About 5 houses up I looked over and felt my usual disgust.
This house is a rental and has been now for about 5 years. At no point during the 5 years have any of the tenants taken the initiative to remove the weeds. They let them grow to the point you think it’s a science experiment and it’s pissing me off beyond belief. No exaggeration, these weeds are taller than me and I don’t know how you can live like that.
‘I wish I had a sign,’ I thought to myself. ‘I wish I had a sign for a lot of situations.’
That’s when I vowed after I got back, to write this post and provide all of you the signs you need to politely tell people they are fucking up. I realize that some of you live in countries where English is not the primary language. No worries, just message me the sign translation and I’ll insert it with the beautiful graphics. I have the pdf link then the graphic of what is on the pdf. Print out (in color for extra pizzazz) and sign away my friend! Enjoy!
For the People Who Don’t Care About Their Yard
For the Person Who Stole Your Lunch and/or Soda
For the Server That Feels Serving is Beneath Them
The Break Room Microwave Ass Hole
For the Person That Parks Way Too Close
So friend, there you have it. 5 signs to convey your frustration to 5 common idiocies out there. Are there any other signs you would like to see? If I get enough requests, I can certainly do a Signs Part 2!