I really love writing and really love making people laugh. It comes pretty easy when I’m writing about the ridiculousness I seem to always run into. Or the hot messes we all tend to encounter on a day-to-day basis.

If you need a blogger and appreciate my honest, comedic approach, let’s talk!

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General Rate

I promise, if I were a trust fund baby, I would do this for free. After I was done instructing my pool boy to use the Sierra Mist flavored chlorine, I would sit down and type until you had everything you needed. But alas, I’m not rich and must charge. Current rates are $50 per 600-750 words. If you need something longer, we can discuss this.

Contact E-mail

[email protected]

Guest Posts 

I don’t charge my blogging friends that I’ve developed a relationship with! If you’re in need of a guest post, just e-mail me! I love doing them! We can work out the details via e-mail. If you are a company and would like me to guest post, I charge $50 per a 600-750 word post.

Social Media

Currently I am on Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest and Facebook and can write a social media post for an additional fee.

Have something else in mind? Shoot me an email!



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