In 2015, it was once suggested I start a blog because as a friend put it, “funny always finds me.”
‘A blog?’ I thought. ‘Do people still do that? What is this? 2003?’
But eventually I tried it and never looked back.
About Hot Mess
I’m a 40 something and really can’t accept aging. I’d botox the shit out of my face if I had the means. I also can’t accept that I have a 13 year old and a 10 year old. The teenager is driving me to drink….more. Even my breathing is stupid to him. Oh well, at least the youngest still loves me.
Mr. Hot Mess is a brave soul, putting up with my shenanigans. Deep down, I think he likes it. Would he rather have a hot, sexy wife or a hilarious one that loves pranking…..eh…don’t answer that. Ignorance is bliss.
I work full-time. I’m considered a soccer mom, though a reluctant one. I’ve been known to call their soccer uniforms, costumes for God’s sake! But know this, Hell will freeze over before I drive a minivan or make Pinterest inspired treats out of twizzlers and Capri Suns.
So why hot mess? Honestly I think it’s because I embrace imperfections and I want others to accept theirs.
You’ve found home if you have an inappropriate sense of humor, don’t take things personally and love to laugh! I might even throw in a few tips along the way!
P.S. If you love my blog, you’ll love my podcast. Find it on Itunes or Podbean!