Customer Service · Parenting · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Hot Mess and the Sailor

My oldest never goes grocery shopping with me anymore and I miss that. My youngest was at soccer practice so I took it upon myself to bribe him heavily to go. After promising him a venti-mocha-frappe-choca-something, it was a done deal. You know, I always go into the grocery store thinking that “this time will… Continue reading Hot Mess and the Sailor

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Customer Service · Family · Getting to Know You

Everyone Should Have To Be a Server and Work in Retail

My friend and soul blogger No Love For Fatties, recently discussed her first job as a server (go check her out!) and it got me thinking about my own experience, considering I grew up in the restaurant business. Although some may think it was a cake job, being the owner’s daughter, it was tough. From… Continue reading Everyone Should Have To Be a Server and Work in Retail

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Customer Service · Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Soccer

Travel Soccer- Saturday Night Dinner

I was going to do a journal entry each day for this past weekend where we attended an out-of-town soccer tournament in Dayton, Ohio but I decided to write by topic. Here is what I wrote Saturday morning. For anyone new reading my blog, I have an 8-year-old and 12-year-old in soccer and both are… Continue reading Travel Soccer- Saturday Night Dinner

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Customer Service · First World Problems · Health · Rants · Ridiculousness · Soccer

Matilda, Target And Walmart

Yesterday I had a follow-up appointment to measure and check Matilda. Matilda is my benign tumor on the back of my head. Because I’m bat shit crazy, I decided to name her. Here’s the post about when I discovered I had a buddy: I Ate My Twin In The Womb Before going to the doctor’s, I… Continue reading Matilda, Target And Walmart

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Customer Service · Rants · Ridiculousness

Jerks of the Grocery Store

Though my title is negative I’m going to start on a positive note, sandwich the negative in the middle then end on a positive note. I ran into my friend N at Kroger. For all my Canadian and English friends, Kroger is a grocery chain. Though we were in the cereal aisle, I insisted on… Continue reading Jerks of the Grocery Store

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Blogging · Customer Service · Family · Health · Kids · Parenting · Rants

I’m Annoyed And Over It!

I’m so fucking annoyed right now. I have nats crawling on my monitor while a fly taunts me around my head. “Not today Satan!” I scream as I clap my hands together and catch the nat. I’m drinking wine, I’ve got a blog and I’m not afraid to use it. It’s 9:30 p.m. and this… Continue reading I’m Annoyed And Over It!

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Customer Service · Kids · Soccer · Summer

Another Lump, Soccer and Back To School

This post is a a bunch of miscellaneous so I apologize for the ADD like qualities of it. Look….a shiny squirl…… The Lump So as I wrote here, I have a gigantic, 1.5″ in diameter lump on the right side of the back of my head. The doctor (not my doctor as she was off… Continue reading Another Lump, Soccer and Back To School

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Customer Service · Parenting · Pop Culture

Ikea Has Bent Me Over

My back aches, I have about 3 new bruises, 2 scrapes and I’ve been stabbed by a wood nail in my pinky toe. I smell like the bottom of a trash can and this is only after almost completing my son’s bed: It’s going to be really cool because it does this: It pulls out… Continue reading Ikea Has Bent Me Over

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Customer Service · Rants

Vote How I Respond To The Scammer

Since my previous post about turning the tables on a scammer, I have had several more scammers stupidly attempt to swindle me. The only people who have been swindled are the scammers who had to pay to have a fake cashiers check overnighted to me. I had one check going to McDonald’s while another one… Continue reading Vote How I Respond To The Scammer

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Customer Service · Getting to Know You · Ridiculousness

Hot Mess Reviews Spam Comments

These Craig’s List Con Artists had me checking my spam, purely for shits and giggles. Sure enough, several were awaiting my review. All came in after I posted Hot Mess Deals With Shoplifters. Regardless, I would like to review these comments with all of you. Come along on my comment journey…… Comment 1    … Continue reading Hot Mess Reviews Spam Comments

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