Apparently at some point, it was deemed sexy for your spouse to have a bald lady-area, similar to that of a child. Thanks a lot porn stars. Now if lucite, platform shoes become the fashion, that is where I will draw the line. A few years ago, my husband had offered to pay for my… Continue reading Hot Mess and the Brazilian Wax
Facebook will bite you in the ass. Why? Because people love, love, love to brag on Facebook. “Look what my honey got me for my birthday?” (insert picture of new car) “Construction almost complete!” (insert picture of mini mansion) “20 pounds down, 5 more to go!” (insert selfie of someone standing in front of a… Continue reading Facebook Will Bite You In the Ass
When is the point where you aren’t just saying you are dieting but actually begin to eat healthy and exercise? I’m talking about that moment you don’t think about exercising but actually start exercising and continue to do it…..consistently. When is the breaking point? My breaking point came twice in my life when 2 idiots… Continue reading At What Point Do You Really Diet?
Well folks, every now and then I get writer’s block. Occasionally I’ll begin writing, stop half way through and announce, “this is really stupid!” DELETE! I figure I can’t be the only one so I thought I would write a list of blog topics for when you get your own case of writer’s block. If… Continue reading 20 Blog Topics For When You Have Writer’s Block
Over the weekend we went to a soccer tournament and I had the pleasure of hanging out with these lovely ladies. Unfortunately the 3rd lovely lady wasn’t there yet but probably barreling down the highway at 95 mph. scared shitless as her husband drove. In this video I had made a copy of a co-worker’s… Continue reading Hot Mess Discusses Drugs
Yesterday I had a follow-up appointment to measure and check Matilda. Matilda is my benign tumor on the back of my head. Because I’m bat shit crazy, I decided to name her. Here’s the post about when I discovered I had a buddy: I Ate My Twin In The Womb Before going to the doctor’s, I… Continue reading Matilda, Target And Walmart
I have come to the conclusion that if there is 1 electronic that has animosity towards humans, its printers. And it’s virtually all printers as it could be your home printer or the one at work. No matter what, they never work flawlessly. Years ago when I worked at DSW corporate, it became a weekly… Continue reading Why Are All Printers D****?
I am a wine drinker. The dryer the better and I only drink cabernet. As a little girl in an Italian family, I was given a miniature wine glass complete with about an ounce of wine. I was 4. “Start with Lambrusco and work your way up to dry wines,” my father told me along… Continue reading Hot Mess Drink’s Beer For The First Time
I don’t just like tiny houses, I LOVE tiny houses. I watch every Tiny Luxuries and House Hunter-Tiny House edition there is, as well as the sole documentary on Netflix about a kid building his own tiny house. Why Netflix doesn’t have any other tiny house series is beyond me. In addition to the tv… Continue reading My Imaginary Tiny House Journal
My co-worker yesterday was sweet enough to purchase solar eclipse glasses for the department since we would be at work when it happened. She purchased 5 for $20. While I thought this to be a good deal, my cheap-ass always thinks you can find a better one. I googled “free solar eclipse glasses” and 5… Continue reading How To Get Free Solar Eclipse Glasses