I’m so over the trolls of the internet that I’ve decided to write posts about them. Did trolls exist in the 80’s? Did people send hateful letters? I don’t know. What I do know is I will be posting examples of various trolls. I remember my Uncle Penn always had these adorable trolls around, perhaps… Continue reading Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls! On a Community Facebook Page
After finishing my video of horrible Amazon products and reviews, I had an idea to take a look at horrible company reviews, courtesy of glassdoor.com. I honestly feel bad for these people. This is just a touch of what I found from some well-known companies. Some of you may remember my masterpiece of a company… Continue reading When You Think Your Job Sucks
Upon the unfortunate realization I had no milk this morning to make my daily latte, I threw on slides and a jacket because let’s be real, I wasn’t putting a bra on to go to the gas station, and headed out. About 5 houses up I looked over and felt my usual disgust. This house… Continue reading Printable Signs to Deal With A** Holes
My oldest had me laughing on one of our first days in Florida at the supermarket. He’s like, “let’s be real, does anyone really live in Florida all year?” “No, I don’t think so.” It’s so f’ing hot here! I mean, my God how do people survive in any other month other than December in… Continue reading Do People Live in Florida?
If I could marry this hotel I would. If a hotel was a spirit animal, this would be it. I love this hotel so much. But Hot Mess, you haven’t even told us where you are! Oh gosh, sorry! I’m in Bethesda, Maryland at the Canopy Hotel by Hilton. P has a soccer tournament here… Continue reading I Want to Marry This Hotel
I am embarrassed for all the people on House Hunters that say, “there isn’t any room for entertaining”. What are you, a fuckin’ party planner? Perhaps you’re a lounge singer and you’re gonna have everyone over to sing Tiny Bubbles (don’t google it, it’s sang by a man named Elvis Presley). I don’t want anyone… Continue reading House Hunters- White Trash Edition
One thing I talk about often in my blog is my inability to be civil while hungry. If I say, “I’m hungry” to my family, it elicits no less than one “uh-oh” as they look around the room for the nearest escape route. If you kept me fed, I’m as happy as a little lark.… Continue reading The 5 Levels of Hangry
I like wine, red wine to be exact. After finding a great article in Forbes magazine that slapped a seal of approval on Black Box Wines that became my table wine. But there are many bottled wines I enjoy drinking. Being that I’m 41, I thought perhaps it might be time to adult and use a… Continue reading Adulting Lesson #1: Aerating a Bottle of Wine
There is only 1 thing I miss from my iPhone and that’s the ability to see when someone is responding to my texts. A few of you know this but I went from a Samsung Note to an Apple phone and I couldn’t run back to Samsung Note fast enough. I was prepared to take… Continue reading 7 Ways to be a Decent Human Being Texting
I’m writing this in the hopes that someone out there has a genius way in helping me remember which word to use and when. I’ve had relatives correct my grammar and blogging friends, and I welcome the advice. Here are my troublemakers: Your vs. You’re Course vs. Coarse Are vs. Is Lie vs. Lay Effect… Continue reading Words I Misuse
