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Ferrets Would Make Better Weather Forecasters

Last night, I did something I will never, ever, ever do again: go to the grocery storm the day before a massive winter storm. The parking lot was 100% full and upon entering the store, 15 checkout lines stretched to the middle of the aisles. As I entered the bread aisle, I thought about saying… Continue reading Ferrets Would Make Better Weather Forecasters

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Family · First World Problems · Rants · Ridiculousness

You Don’t Have Crushed Tomatoes?

I grocery shop either on Saturday or Sunday. When we are gone for long weekends because of soccer, I use a service offered by our grocery store Kroger, called Click List. For $4.95 you order your groceries online, pull into the parking lot and they load them into your car. It’s pretty cool in theory… Continue reading You Don’t Have Crushed Tomatoes?

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First World Problems · Ridiculousness

Mr. Coffee 1, Hot Mess 0

About every Mother’s day (that’s Sunday, May 12th gentlemen. Don’t worry, you didn’t miss calling your mom), Mr. Coffee decides it’s a good time to die. I don’t know what it is around Mother’s day, perhaps he didn’t have a good relationship with his mother? I don’t know. So to my delight, Mother’s day came… Continue reading Mr. Coffee 1, Hot Mess 0

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Family · First World Problems · Holiday · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like

Black Friday, Like the Purge But With Less Deaths

Do you know there’s an actual website that counts the deaths and injuries that occur on Black Friday? Since 2006, they’ve given an overall total and listed how the death or injury occurred. It didn’t help matters that last night, a black cat darted out in front of my car before shopping. Thanks a lot… Continue reading Black Friday, Like the Purge But With Less Deaths

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Customer Service · First World Problems · Soccer · Work

How to Be a Decent Human Being at a Hotel

I realized I hadn’t done a how to be a decent human being post in ages. After spending 8 days out of this month at 3 different hotels for work and soccer, it came to me that I hadn’t written about how to be a decent human being at a hotel. For years, I spent… Continue reading How to Be a Decent Human Being at a Hotel

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Blogging · Family · First World Problems · Health · Short Stories

Top 100 Humor Bloggers

Hi guys! I have some amazing news I want to share with all of you that totally made my day. My blog was evaluated by a panelist on feedspot.com and I’m pleased to say, I’ve been placed within a wonderful group of bloggers as a top 100 humor blog on the internet! I’m very proud… Continue reading Top 100 Humor Bloggers

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First World Problems · Getting to Know You · Ridiculousness

4 Pets I Wish I Could Have

After Chichi died this spring (God rest her fur ball soul), I haven’t thought about getting another dog. Yet every week someone asks me, “have you thought about getting another dog?” I don’t have to think about it as the answer is a BIG FAT NO. And if I or any family member gets the… Continue reading 4 Pets I Wish I Could Have

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Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls! On a Community Facebook Page

I’m so over the trolls of the internet that I’ve decided to write posts about them. Did trolls exist in the 80’s? Did people send hateful letters? I don’t know. What I do know is I will be posting examples of various trolls. I remember my Uncle Penn always had these adorable trolls around, perhaps… Continue reading Trolls, Trolls, Trolls, Trolls! On a Community Facebook Page

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First World Problems · Work

When You Think Your Job Sucks

After finishing my video of horrible Amazon products and reviews, I had an idea to take a look at horrible company reviews, courtesy of glassdoor.com. I honestly feel bad for these people. This is just a touch of what I found from some well-known companies. Some of you may remember my masterpiece of a company… Continue reading When You Think Your Job Sucks

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Printable Signs to Deal With A** Holes

Upon the unfortunate realization I had no milk this morning to make my daily latte, I threw on slides and a jacket because let’s be real, I wasn’t putting a bra on to go to the gas station, and headed out. About 5 houses up I looked over and felt my usual disgust. This house… Continue reading Printable Signs to Deal With A** Holes

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