I went shopping on Black Friday, actually Thanksgiving eve. For the past two years, my 14-year-old has gone with me. This year, his girlfriend accompanied...
Category: First World Problems
I don’t own yoga pants but I do happen to see them EVERYWHERE. It’s gotten to the point it’s a borderline epidemic and I don’t...
I’m pretty lucky because I have a lot of great friends. I enjoy being them and several are pretty damn smart. One of them, text...
There it was, sitting in the glass case, taunting me to have a look. I looked away, already feeling guilty of the desire I felt....
So apparently there’s this new trend of zero waste grocery stores where you bring your own containers. No more Tony the Tiger cereal boxes staring...
Dear Fruit Flies, Y’all are a bunch of ass holes. Little tiny ass holes! I have been patient since May and yet, you’re still here....
I went down the rabbit hole of the internet today, searching for news about the 7.1 earthquake in California. I think I was on CNN.com...
Ok gentlemen, I need to talk to my ladies today about something super girly and I’m super sorry. Tomorrow we will talk about farts and...
I’m mildly freaking out. Parker, my 14-year-old, hasn’t even completed the 8th grade (well he does only have about 6 days left) and we’re thinking...
If I have to make one more f’ing lunch, I’m going to lose my shit. No really. I have dutifully made lunches for my sons...