S*** Women Like · Summer

I Want a She-Shed!

Plain and simple. I want a she-shed. Now that Chi-chi has passed (God rest her soul), I am the only female in this house. I clean up piss from shotty aiming in the bathrooms. I find garments ranging from socks to underwear to shirts, lying on the sofa. After soccer tournaments, my stomach churns from… Continue reading I Want a She-Shed!

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Customer Service · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like · Super Hot Mess

Pickles

This post was inspired by my friend Em Inkles and her new Facebook group: Pickled Blog Project. This is an amazing group of caring, supportive bloggers and if you are looking for a tribe, I highly recommend it! #PickledBlogs Background I grew up in the restaurant business. At 12 I was hostessing and bussing tables.… Continue reading Pickles

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Pop Culture · S*** Women Like · Vlog

Hot Mess Reviews House Hunters International

Oh my God, this has been a process, not gonna lie. But I’m not a quitter and I finally figured everything out. I have reviewed yet another House Hunters International in an attempt at vlogging. When I say I figured everything out, allow me to demonstrate what happened: At one point my computer just locked… Continue reading Hot Mess Reviews House Hunters International

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Guest Post- How to Be a Decent Human Being- Online Dating

So my blogging BFF/lil’ sis, asked if she could guest post on my blog. Umm….of course! Is that even a question? It’s especially amazing because I have NOTHING to offer in the realm of online dating seeing that I’ve been married for 16 years. What am I going to tell you? Don’t page me and… Continue reading Guest Post- How to Be a Decent Human Being- Online Dating

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Pop Culture · S*** Women Like · Soccer

So Excited for the Royal Wedding!

I’m so excited for the royal wedding I can’t even stand it! Princess Diana When I was 4 and came down for breakfast, my mom had the little tiny 4″ black and white tv on at the table. When I peered in, I saw a woman in a big white gown. “Who’s that?” I asked.… Continue reading So Excited for the Royal Wedding!

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Day 1 of Hunger- I’m Dying

As you may or may not have read, I joined Weight Watchers a few nights ago and today I started eating like I’m on a diet. While eating lunch, I decided to log onto Weight Watchers and see how many points I’d be allowed for the day and enter my current caloric intake. I was… Continue reading Day 1 of Hunger- I’m Dying

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Health · Pop Culture · S*** Women Like

S***, I Joined Weight Watchers

When I drink, I would like to say I become braver, a bit bolder. Sometimes when I see a problem, I immediately swoop into action, ignoring the possible consequences. I’m only aware of what I’ve done when the next day, I awake to 1 or more of the following: I have 50+ likes on Facebook… Continue reading S***, I Joined Weight Watchers

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First World Problems · S*** Women Like

Adulting Lesson #1: Aerating a Bottle of Wine

I like wine, red wine to be exact. After finding a great article in Forbes magazine that slapped a seal of approval on Black Box Wines that became my table wine. But there are many bottled wines I enjoy drinking. Being that I’m 41, I thought perhaps it might be time to adult and use a… Continue reading Adulting Lesson #1: Aerating a Bottle of Wine

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First World Problems · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like

House Hunters Be Like

My sons and I were watching tiny houses last night and I burst out laughing as I usually do on a weekly basis. They looked at me like, “shut the hell up” but a little less intense. Honestly I think they are finally realizing this weekly outburst isn’t going anywhere. I just think of shit… Continue reading House Hunters Be Like

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S*** I Made for the Super Bowl

I hate cooking and I hate football. So if I told you that I spent 2 solid hours in the kitchen Sunday afternoon, preparing food for the super bowl, you would think I’m bat shit crazy (and perhaps I am). Well here’s the reason: I love my family. Ahhh….let’s get all gooshy and lovie, dovie…..no… Continue reading S*** I Made for the Super Bowl

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