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Why Do Weddings Cost So Much?

I’m sure this post is going to go over well for hopeful twenty and thirty-somethings who dream of their fairytale wedding. Perhaps that’s why my husband and I haven’t been invited to one in over a decade. But then again, we aren’t at that point in our lives where friends are getting married. We’re at… Continue reading Why Do Weddings Cost So Much?

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Family · First World Problems · Holiday · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like

Black Friday, Like the Purge But With Less Deaths

Do you know there’s an actual website that counts the deaths and injuries that occur on Black Friday? Since 2006, they’ve given an overall total and listed how the death or injury occurred. It didn’t help matters that last night, a black cat darted out in front of my car before shopping. Thanks a lot… Continue reading Black Friday, Like the Purge But With Less Deaths

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My Back Fat Is Jiggling!

It’s no secret, I’m always looking for the fountain of youth. Actually a fountain of youth under fifty bucks. So that budget essentially rules out Botox, Restylane, body augmentation, micro-sculpting of any sort, a personal trainer, and therapeutic massage. On Saturday, I tried this thing at the gym known as the Beauty Angel. It looks… Continue reading My Back Fat Is Jiggling!

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4 Hair Products That Changed My Life!

Ok, maybe the title is a little too dramatic but I’ve been meaning to tell you guys about the stuff I started to use that has changed my hair. None of its expensive (thank God) and I’ll provide links if you want to buy and try. If you’re outside the U.S. and want to try… Continue reading 4 Hair Products That Changed My Life!

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4 Halloween Costumes Under $10

Normally for Halloween we are pretty good about getting the boys costumes about 2 weeks in advance. It’s not obnoxiously early and there is still some selection. This year, we’ve had soccer tournaments every weekend and practice in the evenings. That being said, we went out for a costume (yes, singular, the teen is too… Continue reading 4 Halloween Costumes Under $10

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5 Things I Don’t Understand

I’ve always said, if irony was a person, they would be a comedian. Why? Because irony can be funny. Irony can also be a little bitch. I always think of Alanis Morissette’s line of “10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife,” when I’m going through my plastic cutlery at work and can’t find… Continue reading 5 Things I Don’t Understand

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The Worst Outfit on Earth

Don’t worry, it’s not yours. I belong to a fantastic group on Facebook called Bad Women, courtesy of the wonderful, humor blogger Katie Pitts at Fatty McCupcakes. It’s a group where anything goes and there is 0 judgement. When I joined, I wanted to say, “I’ve found home. I’m home.” Anyway, one of the gals… Continue reading The Worst Outfit on Earth

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7 Songs I’m Listening to Right Now

It’s been ages since I’ve actually had new songs (at least new to me) that I’m putting on repeat. I would like to say I was in a massive music drought up until recently. Music to me often times describes what you’re going through or is as simple as enjoying the beat. Here’s what’s on my… Continue reading 7 Songs I’m Listening to Right Now

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4 Things I Love That Everyone Else Hates

I did a post a few weeks ago called 4 Things Everyone Else Loves That I Hate. I thought it only appropriate to reverse the table and come up with a few things I know I love that the majority isn’t fond of. Now, don’t get me wrong, I know some of you out there… Continue reading 4 Things I Love That Everyone Else Hates

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Book Review- People I Want to Punch in the Throat

“I blame Pinterest for this shit,” -Jen Mann, People I Want to Punch in the Throat I didn’t have to get through the entire book to discover that Jen Mann, author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat, is my spirit animal. “Angela, everyone’s your spirit animal,” my husband retorted upon this revelation… Continue reading Book Review- People I Want to Punch in the Throat

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