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Hot Mess and the Brazilian Wax

Apparently at some point, it was deemed sexy for your spouse to have a bald lady-area, similar to that of a child. Thanks a lot porn stars. Now if lucite, platform shoes become the fashion, that is where I will draw the line. A few years ago, my husband had offered to pay for my… Continue reading Hot Mess and the Brazilian Wax

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Health · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

Day 1 of Dieting

I promise you guys this, this will be the last time I mention a diet. This isn’t a fitness/health blog. I just find some funny in my views about it since I’m essentially dreading everything there is about a diet. Lunch Adjustment Now normally in the morning when I make my lunch, I layer on… Continue reading Day 1 of Dieting

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At What Point Do You Really Diet?

When is the point where you aren’t just saying you are dieting but actually begin to eat healthy and exercise? I’m talking about that moment you don’t think about exercising but actually start exercising and continue to do it…..consistently. When is the breaking point? My breaking point came twice in my life when 2 idiots… Continue reading At What Point Do You Really Diet?

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Health · Rants · Ridiculousness

Why Periods Are The Worst

Gentlemen, I am not trying to alienate you but considering 98% of you puke upon the mention of periods, just skip this post. Trust me. I’ll talk about bacon and boobs or something tomorrow. I’m beginning to realize that when menopause happens (I’m years away), it’s not going to be so bad. I mean, my… Continue reading Why Periods Are The Worst

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Blogging · First World Problems · Health · Parenting · Pop Culture · Soccer

Hot Mess Discusses Drugs

Over the weekend we went to a soccer tournament and I had the pleasure of hanging out with these lovely ladies. Unfortunately the 3rd lovely lady wasn’t there yet but probably barreling down the highway at 95 mph. scared shitless as her husband drove. In this video I had made a copy of a co-worker’s… Continue reading Hot Mess Discusses Drugs

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Customer Service · First World Problems · Health · Rants · Ridiculousness · Soccer

Matilda, Target And Walmart

Yesterday I had a follow-up appointment to measure and check Matilda. Matilda is my benign tumor on the back of my head. Because I’m bat shit crazy, I decided to name her. Here’s the post about when I discovered I had a buddy: I Ate My Twin In The Womb Before going to the doctor’s, I… Continue reading Matilda, Target And Walmart

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I’m Annoyed And Over It!

I’m so fucking annoyed right now. I have nats crawling on my monitor while a fly taunts me around my head. “Not today Satan!” I scream as I clap my hands together and catch the nat. I’m drinking wine, I’ve got a blog and I’m not afraid to use it. It’s 9:30 p.m. and this… Continue reading I’m Annoyed And Over It!

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Family · Health · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

I Ate My Twin In The Womb

Tuesday, on my commute home from work, I had a little itch on the right side of my lower scalp. I itched it like I normally would and felt something protruding from my head. “Wait, that’s not supposed to be there,” I said out loud. I continued to feel my head while gingerly surveying the… Continue reading I Ate My Twin In The Womb

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Getting to Know You · Health · Summer · Work

My Hot Mess Day

I don’t like to post about my day too often because I know you guys don’t give 2 shits about it and I’m ok with that. I had various health revelations today I’d like to share. I went to bed at 3 am last night because I couldn’t sleep. No idea why. I had a… Continue reading My Hot Mess Day

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