This post is dedicated to my husband. I love you and you are king of the man colds. My husband has caught a cold, but not just any cold, the man cold. If you are unfamiliar with the man cold, it is on par with SARS, AIDS, stage 4 cancer and lastly the bubonic plague.… Continue reading 10 Symptoms of the Man Cold
As a child, I would dream every night. When I couldn’t sleep, I would day-dream till I fell asleep, creating little movies in my head. I don’t know what happened but they eventually went away which probably means my sleep went away too. This week however has been completely different. I would love to know… Continue reading My Dreams This Week
My 8-year-old and I were watching television upstairs last night when a commercial came on. He rolled over on his side and said, “Mommy, Caiden had a very interesting question yesterday and I wanted to know the same thing.” “Ok,” I asked completely intrigued, knowing it was going to be something adorable. “What are tampocks?” “Tamp…..what?”… Continue reading What Are Tampocks?
*VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED!!! I occasionally have a weak stomach. I’m not the type to vomit upon seeing something gross or become physically ill. What does happen is I immediately lose my appetite. I guess this is a good thing as I eat less. Last night as I sipped a glass of Cabernet in bed, vowing… Continue reading Do You Have a Weak Stomach?*
Apparently at some point, it was deemed sexy for your spouse to have a bald lady-area, similar to that of a child. Thanks a lot porn stars. Now if lucite, platform shoes become the fashion, that is where I will draw the line. A few years ago, my husband had offered to pay for my… Continue reading Hot Mess and the Brazilian Wax
Ok, I was bored and had miscellaneous things to tell you so I thought, ‘why not a vlog?’ So that’s exactly what I did. No one was home anyway and so, here is my 5 minute-ish vlog discussing life. I’m sure it will be inspirational for you.
I promise you guys this, this will be the last time I mention a diet. This isn’t a fitness/health blog. I just find some funny in my views about it since I’m essentially dreading everything there is about a diet. Lunch Adjustment Now normally in the morning when I make my lunch, I layer on… Continue reading Day 1 of Dieting
When is the point where you aren’t just saying you are dieting but actually begin to eat healthy and exercise? I’m talking about that moment you don’t think about exercising but actually start exercising and continue to do it…..consistently. When is the breaking point? My breaking point came twice in my life when 2 idiots… Continue reading At What Point Do You Really Diet?
Gentlemen, I am not trying to alienate you but considering 98% of you puke upon the mention of periods, just skip this post. Trust me. I’ll talk about bacon and boobs or something tomorrow. I’m beginning to realize that when menopause happens (I’m years away), it’s not going to be so bad. I mean, my… Continue reading Why Periods Are The Worst
Over the weekend we went to a soccer tournament and I had the pleasure of hanging out with these lovely ladies. Unfortunately the 3rd lovely lady wasn’t there yet but probably barreling down the highway at 95 mph. scared shitless as her husband drove. In this video I had made a copy of a co-worker’s… Continue reading Hot Mess Discusses Drugs