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How Did Rap Become This Bad?

I don’t care if I sound like an old curmudgeon but we need to talk about the state of rap music. I wouldn’t even call this rap, as that takes talent. If I were to invent a new category of music, and trust me, it needs its own category, here is what I would call… Continue reading How Did Rap Become This Bad?

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Hygge and Fighting Seasonal Affective Disorder

Seasonal Affective Disorder (or SAD) is a bitch; not gonna lie. I have depression already but then throw on an extra layer of SAD and you want to blow your brains out. Ok, I don’t want to blow my brains out. Perhaps the statement, blow my brains out, was inappropriate. Sorry. Anyway, I heard about… Continue reading Hygge and Fighting Seasonal Affective Disorder

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2nd Annual What I Want for Christmas

My Christmas list last year worked out pretty well with the exception of my sister finding my blog (love you!) and using my Christmas list to communicate to me that she knew about my blog. I was just too dumb to see the connection until she had placed this in my stocking: So if I… Continue reading 2nd Annual What I Want for Christmas

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Black Friday, Like the Purge But With Less Deaths

Do you know there’s an actual website that counts the deaths and injuries that occur on Black Friday? Since 2006, they’ve given an overall total and listed how the death or injury occurred. It didn’t help matters that last night, a black cat darted out in front of my car before shopping. Thanks a lot… Continue reading Black Friday, Like the Purge But With Less Deaths

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Hot Mess Store

Ladies and gents I have an announcement to make. In about a week, I will officially launch a store section on my blog. Something I haven’t mentioned too often is I am a crafty mutha’ fucka’. I’ve sewn dresses, made jewelry and now making wonderful things for the house. Just in time for the holidays,… Continue reading Hot Mess Store

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4 Hair Products That Changed My Life!

Ok, maybe the title is a little too dramatic but I’ve been meaning to tell you guys about the stuff I started to use that has changed my hair. None of its expensive (thank God) and I’ll provide links if you want to buy and try. If you’re outside the U.S. and want to try… Continue reading 4 Hair Products That Changed My Life!

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I’m Learning How to Gain Traffic with Mix

I was going to name this post How to Gain Traffic with Mix but that would be super misleading because the truth is, I don’t know. Since Stumble Upon became Mix, I’ve probably lost about 50% of my traffic and it kills me. After working so hard for several years to build this blog, it’s… Continue reading I’m Learning How to Gain Traffic with Mix

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Walter White Junior

Ok, I get that Walter White was a fictional character on Breaking Bad. For the 3% that hasn’t seen the show, Mr. White is a high school chemistry teacher down on his luck, diagnosed with terminal lung cancer. In an effort to ensure his family is financially secure after his passing, he begins to cook… Continue reading Walter White Junior

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Mega Millions Lottery- The Most Winning Numbers

So I hear there’s a little lottery happening tomorrow. Just a measly $1.6 billion dollars. Along with 4 other soccer families, we played the lottery Saturday night and got a combined total of 1 number right….one! No one won that lottery. So in less than 24 hours, my gut tells me someone is going to… Continue reading Mega Millions Lottery- The Most Winning Numbers

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5 Things I Don’t Understand

I’ve always said, if irony was a person, they would be a comedian. Why? Because irony can be funny. Irony can also be a little bitch. I always think of Alanis Morissette’s line of “10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife,” when I’m going through my plastic cutlery at work and can’t find… Continue reading 5 Things I Don’t Understand

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