Pop Culture · Summer · Super Hot Mess

Purple Teeth Club

Apparently while on vacation, I fell asleep on the sofa in my bathing suit. My husband and his friend thought it would be funny to take a picture of me asleep. It was NOT a glamour shot by any stretch. My teeth and lips were purple and I had my mouth cocked up. It was… Continue reading Purple Teeth Club

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture · Summer

Youtube, Florida and Packing

Lame-ass title, I know. I just didn’t know what else to name it. I really wanted to entitle it: Some Miscellaneous but that would get me zero hits via Google so I named it Youtube, Florida and Packing. So my family and I leave for Florida tomorrow. Instead of getting a hotel, my friend was… Continue reading Youtube, Florida and Packing

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Pop Culture · Rants

Roseanne- Stupid, Drugs, Alcohol or Arrogance?

I figured it had to either be stupidity, drugs, alcohol, arrogance or a combination of any of the above that fueled Roseanne’s completely idiotic, racist, stupid tweet. We’ll get to the cause in a moment. “But Hot Mess, what is this tweet you speak of?” For any of you who haven’t heard of what Roseanne… Continue reading Roseanne- Stupid, Drugs, Alcohol or Arrogance?

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Pop Culture · S*** Women Like · Soccer

So Excited for the Royal Wedding!

I’m so excited for the royal wedding I can’t even stand it! Princess Diana When I was 4 and came down for breakfast, my mom had the little tiny 4″ black and white tv on at the table. When I peered in, I saw a woman in a big white gown. “Who’s that?” I asked.… Continue reading So Excited for the Royal Wedding!

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Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

That’s Now How It Works Hollywood

I wrote this list just 3 months into my blogging. I received 0 likes and 0 comments. Now I just realize it’s because I had maybe 2 readers? Anyway, I’m doing exactly what they say not to do and have very similar content as search engines hate that. Well search engines, this post is so… Continue reading That’s Now How It Works Hollywood

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First World Problems · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

House Hunters- White Trash Edition

I am embarrassed for all the people on House Hunters that say, “there isn’t any room for entertaining”. What are you, a fuckin’ party planner? Perhaps you’re a lounge singer and you’re gonna have everyone over to sing Tiny Bubbles (don’t google it, it’s sang by a man named Elvis Presley). I don’t want anyone… Continue reading House Hunters- White Trash Edition

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Blogging · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Hot Mess Reviews Spam Comments

Ah, it’s that time again folks. I’ve amassed enough spam comments to present to you a fabulous array of idiocy and incompetent English. Tonight’s theme includes cougars, bodily fluids and tons of Viagra. Do we see a possible theme emerging? I think so! Let’s get started! Dating Z Cougar! So let’s talk about this for… Continue reading Hot Mess Reviews Spam Comments

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Kids · Pop Culture · Rants

6 Ways to be a Decent Human Being On an Airplane

Having come back from L.A. I saw many faux pas on the airplane. It’s like these people have never flown before or aren’t really human. Usually common sense would kick in but I guess “usually” doesn’t happen for all of us. Have these things happened to you before? Have you even done some of these… Continue reading 6 Ways to be a Decent Human Being On an Airplane

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Los Angeles Day 4- Paramount Studios

I forked over $159 for 3 tickets to the Paramount Studio tour. I hate spending that much but it was pretty cool. The studio is on like 6 acres in the heart of Hollywood. It’s its own city with restaurants, coffee bar, little medical building and daycare. There were food trucks everywhere and the delicious… Continue reading Los Angeles Day 4- Paramount Studios

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Los Angeles- Day 3- Wilson is a Volleyball!

If you want to read about day 1 & day 2 of Los Angeles, those are the links! Today we decided to go to Venice Beach, just .5 mile away. The boys have seen volleyball nets everywhere and have wanted to play sand volleyball so I vowed to get them a volleyball. “Mom, there’s a… Continue reading Los Angeles- Day 3- Wilson is a Volleyball!

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