My early morning conversations with my 12-year-old seem to becoming more and more ridiculous as the school year marches on. I wouldn’t trade them for the world. We have approximately 20 minutes between the time I wake up and the time I drive him to the bus stop. In a hung-over haze, I quickly attempt… Continue reading He’s Not Old, Damn It!
My oldest never goes grocery shopping with me anymore and I miss that. My youngest was at soccer practice so I took it upon myself to bribe him heavily to go. After promising him a venti-mocha-frappe-choca-something, it was a done deal. You know, I always go into the grocery store thinking that “this time will… Continue reading Hot Mess and the Sailor
It was just a typical Monday (which means it sucked) yesterday when I checked my Twitter account. Low and behold I received a message from Erin who is the awesome blogger of Unbound Roots. She nominated me for the Liebster Award and I am over the moon! Please go check out her blog! Thank you… Continue reading Nominated For The Liebster Award!
Apparently at some point, it was deemed sexy for your spouse to have a bald lady-area, similar to that of a child. Thanks a lot porn stars. Now if lucite, platform shoes become the fashion, that is where I will draw the line. A few years ago, my husband had offered to pay for my… Continue reading Hot Mess and the Brazilian Wax
So up until last week, I would go through about 4 plastic water bottles a day. Last week my company moved into a new, beautiful office, complete with a filtered water dispenser for water bottles. We were pleased to find little treats on our desk one day like a branded umbrella, a Tim Horton’s gift… Continue reading Pick My S’well Water Bottle
“My wife and I are medieval impersonators. Our budget is $900,000.” A funny Pinterest meme? No. This was actually said. I shit you not! Once I saw the first “castle” (yes, I said castle) they would be touring, I immediately grabbed my phone, giddy with excitement, knowing this train wreck was about to unfold on… Continue reading Hot Mess & House Hunters International
As a child I LOVED Mad Libs. Hell, I still love mad libs and try to persuade my sons to play with me when we come across one. I had this idea a few days ago to create a free adult mad lib. If this doesn’t suck, I’ll create other ones. If there is adult… Continue reading Free Adult Mad Lib
So apparently the movie It was released a few weeks ago. I am just learning about it as I apparently live under a rock. My 12 year old wants to go see it. Given the name “It”, I knew automatically it is rated R and he would receive a big fat NO! I had forgotten… Continue reading Anyone Going to See It?
Ok, so I have a God awful commute every day to work. Going isn’t so bad, it’s the coming home which is a sweet 50 minutes, EVERY SINGLE DAY. The only thing that keeps me sane is audible.com. Otherwise, I would be a road rage bitch, 24/7. About a year and a half ago I… Continue reading Book Review-What I’m Loving And You Should Too!
When is the point where you aren’t just saying you are dieting but actually begin to eat healthy and exercise? I’m talking about that moment you don’t think about exercising but actually start exercising and continue to do it…..consistently. When is the breaking point? My breaking point came twice in my life when 2 idiots… Continue reading At What Point Do You Really Diet?