Folks, we have an issue. Like a church on a Sunday morning, where the faithful have their arms raised up praising God, my son has pledged his devotion to the fashion gods. We’re fucked. Gone are the days I could glide into Payless Shoes, slap down $10 bucks and walk out with a pair of… Continue reading What the F*** is Supreme Clothing?
Seriously I want to ask you guys this. Have any of you ever received a brand new (not used) luxury car with a gigantic red bow on top? No? Me neither. So how is it without fail, Lexus, Infiniti and BMW, feature commercials of Stepford families jumping up and down in excitement, in front of their… Continue reading Who Buys Someone a Car for Christmas?
When I was growing up, I decided very early I wanted to be a fashion buyer. I lived just outside of Columbus, home of world-famous brands such as Express, Abercrombie and Fitch and Victoria’s Secret. I had the best of both worlds, I could live in the Midwest and have a ton of career options.… Continue reading The Fashion Gene is Real
I CAN’T GET ENOUGH. I could simply end this tv review with that and be done, but I’ve been told that little of a blog post isn’t a good idea so I will elaborate. Last night, I was bored out of my skull until I saw a commercial for The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, a new series on… Continue reading Review of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
And so it begins, I have to move that f’ing elf on the shelf every God damn day for the next month. And not just move it to the mantle, then to the tree, then onto the island. Nope, I have to create “scenes” with his felt ass because of over achieving mothers who obviously… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf-Night 1
When I ask most Americans if they’ll be shopping on Black Friday, I get a “hell no” as a response. Yet when I go out, there are lines formed all around the huge Best Buy (that’s the leader in electronics here in the states) store. There are even a few tents as people have been… Continue reading The Deals I Got On Black Friday
I’ve slacked big time. It’s 11:22 and I’ve been home for hours. What is wrong with me? It’s fuckin’ Black Friday and I’m typing this up. I should be elbowing a Somalian woman for a video game right now at Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart, OMG! I didn’t even go to Wal-Mart. My Black Friday began around 9… Continue reading Black Friday 2017
Because I’m a spaz and overly excited for Black Friday, I have begun to think about what to ask for, for Christmas. Don’t get me wrong, if my sons ask me, I’ll simply tell them, “nothing or make me something”. But for the adults, I’m like, “game on bitches!” And since my birthday is 3… Continue reading What I Want For Christmas
I believe the movie Bad Moms is out in theaters now and honestly, I really don’t need to watch it for ideas. I mean, I will be going to see it and hope it’s funnier than the first but again, I don’t need tips. As I mentioned yesterday, I had a Pure Romance party Friday night… Continue reading Bad Moms
So when I wrote Hot Mess Asks About Slang In England, I never dreamt of all the additional slang in the U.K. I was still not privy to. It came about by accident when messaging a question to Suzi from Suzie Speaks and Em from Em Linthorpe. If you haven’t checked out their blogs, I highly recommend both! It… Continue reading Slang in England Part Deux