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Ferrets Would Make Better Weather Forecasters

Last night, I did something I will never, ever, ever do again: go to the grocery storm the day before a massive winter storm. The parking lot was 100% full and upon entering the store, 15 checkout lines stretched to the middle of the aisles. As I entered the bread aisle, I thought about saying… Continue reading Ferrets Would Make Better Weather Forecasters

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Blogging · Parenting · Pop Culture · S*** Women Like

The Instagram Posing is Out of Control!

I have committed to growing my Instagram account for Hot Mess Memoir now that I have Pinterest moving along nicely. But what I can’t get behind, are all of these women that post picture after picture of themselves. They always have the same pose, looking like they’re having the time of their lives. And who’s… Continue reading The Instagram Posing is Out of Control!

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like

Really Stupid Kids Ideas on Pinterest

Let me be clear, I absolutely love Pinterest. I find life hacks there. I go to Pinterest when I want to laugh at funny memes. If I want ideas on how to decorate or gift giving ideas, that’s my go to. It’s easy to get lost down the rabbit hole that is Pinterest. But like… Continue reading Really Stupid Kids Ideas on Pinterest

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Getting to Know You · Ridiculousness

10 Reasons Why Winter Isn’t So Bad

Two weeks ago, I wrote about why January is the armpit of the year, because it is. I hate January and it’s my least favorite month, followed by February. Yesterday, as I was finally shaving my sasquatch-like legs, I realized that there are some positives to winter. Sure, if God came down and said I… Continue reading 10 Reasons Why Winter Isn’t So Bad

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Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Facebook Selling Wall Part 4

I haven’t done one of these posts in a while and I have no idea why. I love doing these because I laugh the entire time while typing. If you haven’t checked out my last Facebook Selling Wall posts, what are you waiting for? Check them out here! Facebook Selling Wall Funnies Facebook Selling Wall… Continue reading Facebook Selling Wall Part 4

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Family · Ridiculousness

Hot Mess’s 10 Steps for Preparing for Snowpocolypse

With the exception of living in NYC for 3 months, I’ve lived in Ohio all my life. But still, at the age of 42, I’d being lieing if I didn’t say the first real snow storm of the season, doesn’t evoke a sense of “gotta get it done before” mentality. Today, snowpocolypse was to begin… Continue reading Hot Mess’s 10 Steps for Preparing for Snowpocolypse

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Customer Service · Pop Culture · Rants

The Therapy Dog That Shunned Me

When you go to the grocery store, you pretty get all walks of life. I mean, there aren’t some humans that eat and some that don’t (except Angelina Jolie). We all have to eat thus we need to go grocery shopping. Yesterday was no different, I began on the right of the dry goods and… Continue reading The Therapy Dog That Shunned Me

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Customer Service · Rants · Ridiculousness

Congratulations Mr. Burger King, You’ve Done It Again

How can a nationally…nay, an Internationally known company, be this bad at customer service? Yes, I’m referring to the Burger King, again. In November, I had a similar incident and vowed secretly to never go back. But like any toxic, co-dependent relationship, we forget about these promises. It’s the last day of my sons’ winter… Continue reading Congratulations Mr. Burger King, You’ve Done It Again

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Health

A New Way to Filter Water Via Your Water Bottle

So as you guys may or may not know, I’m a huge fan of S’well water bottles. For my last birthday, my husband bought me a super cute one from Starbucks. I use it every single day! Normally, I pour filtered water from my Brita filtered water pitcher into my bottle. But 2 weeks ago,… Continue reading A New Way to Filter Water Via Your Water Bottle

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Rants · Ridiculousness

10 Reasons Why January is the Armpit of the Year

I hate January so much it’s not even funny. I’ve tried to be positive about the month, tryin’ to find the positive about it but you know what? There isn’t anything good about January. Now mind you, I’m talking about January in Ohio, not Southern California or Florida. So if you live in any of… Continue reading 10 Reasons Why January is the Armpit of the Year

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