Ridiculousness · Short Stories · Soccer

Just Annoyed

Greetings from exotic Toledo, Ohio where the temperature is a bomby 55 degrees (or 12.778 celsius) and sunny 7% of the time. I’m in my hotel room, enjoying the nice aroma of teenage boy as I type this. You ever just get annoyed? Just everything in the whole wide world bothers you? I’m there right… Continue reading Just Annoyed

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Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Facebook Selling Wall Part 3

Occasionally, I love to do posts on items that are currently being sold on my friendly, local, Facebook wall. Some of the crap is amazing and baffles me. If you want a good laugh, become a member of some of these groups. I can assure you, they don’t disappoint. Here are a few I found!… Continue reading Facebook Selling Wall Part 3

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Getting to Know You · Health · Ridiculousness

5 Reasons Why I Don’t Like to Workout

Let’s just be real, exercising sucks. I figure that scientists will eventually figure out that some humans are wired to actually enjoy strenuous activity while others prefer watching these people strain. If you’re wondering what inspired this post, it was my son’s soccer game, sitting in 90 degree weather, melting along with the other parents… Continue reading 5 Reasons Why I Don’t Like to Workout

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First World Problems · Getting to Know You · Ridiculousness

4 Pets I Wish I Could Have

After Chichi died this spring (God rest her fur ball soul), I haven’t thought about getting another dog. Yet every week someone asks me, “have you thought about getting another dog?” I don’t have to think about it as the answer is a BIG FAT NO. And if I or any family member gets the… Continue reading 4 Pets I Wish I Could Have

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Getting to Know You · Health · Ridiculousness

3 Horrible Dreams

Occasionally, I get vivid, awkward dreams just like the rest of the human population. Sometimes, I remember the dreams and can actually write them out the next day. Here are 3 I had in one night. Teeny-Weeny Little Animals Teeny-weeny little animals, maybe the size of an inch, slowly inched their way across my carpet.… Continue reading 3 Horrible Dreams

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Ridiculousness · Work

The Cream Corn King

Yours truly is attending a food conference right now for 4 days. Usually I shy away from work related stories but this is too funny to leave alone. At this conference we are tasked with meeting with as many as 32 vendors in 1 day. Think of it as food service speed dating. Each appointment… Continue reading The Cream Corn King

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Family · Kids · Parenting

Fortnite Humor!

As I sit here and attempt to update my social media, read comments and think about my next post, my 9-year-old is playing Fortnite with his soccer teammates. If you don’t know what Fortnite is, you’ve clearly been living in a fallout shelter for the past year with 0 communication with the outside world. Some… Continue reading Fortnite Humor!

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Soccer

I Lost My S*** at Embassy Suites

I absolutely love Embassy Suites hotel. Why? 3 reasons: There is a 2 room suite so my husband and I can stay in 1 room while the boys sleep in the front. Unlimited alcohol (As long as you don’t seem belligerent and wear different disguises on your 5th time up to the bar. At least… Continue reading I Lost My S*** at Embassy Suites

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Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

10 of My Favorite People of Walmart Pics

It’s no secret, I keep a pretty healthy board of Walmart Hot Messes on Pinterest. I encourage all of you to go and follow it right now if you have a Pinterest account. I think it’s my most popular board on Pinterest as I have close to 700 followers now for just that board. I’ve… Continue reading 10 of My Favorite People of Walmart Pics

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