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Horrible Amazon Products & Reviews

I love to blog, you guys know that. Over the past few months I’ve been dipping my toe into the world of vlogging. And I freakin’ love it! What I don’t love is my computer crashing every God damn second because it’s not made for video editing. Like the last video, I probably did this… Continue reading Horrible Amazon Products & Reviews

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Family · Getting to Know You · Kids · Parenting · Summer

No, Not Right Now

We had new neighbors move in caddy corner from us about 2 months ago. I’ve been an ass hole because I haven’t taken the time to go over and meet them. I thought about baking them something but then I’m like, I want them to like us. I thought about taking an orchid over but… Continue reading No, Not Right Now

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S*** Women Like · Summer

I Want a She-Shed!

Plain and simple. I want a she-shed. Now that Chi-chi has passed (God rest her soul), I am the only female in this house. I clean up piss from shotty aiming in the bathrooms. I find garments ranging from socks to underwear to shirts, lying on the sofa. After soccer tournaments, my stomach churns from… Continue reading I Want a She-Shed!

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Kids · Parenting · Summer

When Do These A$$ Holes Go Back to School?

Ok, obviously I don’t think my children are ass holes. I love them more than life itself. If anything, I use ass holes as a term of endearment. All I’m saying is I cherish my evenings, to do as I wish which let’s be real, is blogging. This whole not going to school thing is… Continue reading When Do These A$$ Holes Go Back to School?

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Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

I Only Understand 80%

I discovered something recently I’d like to share with all of you. Up until my confession to my husband a few weeks ago, I have never told anyone. Here it goes. I estimate I only understand about 80% of what is going on in movies at any given time. I understand comedies 100%. Perhaps that’s… Continue reading I Only Understand 80%

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Customer Service · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like · Super Hot Mess

Pickles

This post was inspired by my friend Em Inkles and her new Facebook group: Pickled Blog Project. This is an amazing group of caring, supportive bloggers and if you are looking for a tribe, I highly recommend it! #PickledBlogs Background I grew up in the restaurant business. At 12 I was hostessing and bussing tables.… Continue reading Pickles

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Customer Service · Work

A Short Funny Story: Mr. Mary Kay

Normally I don’t talk about my job but sometimes there are stories that need to be told or what kind of blogger am I? It’s no secret, I absolutely love my co-workers. Many of them keep me laughing all throughout the day and as many of you might expect, I have a high threshold for… Continue reading A Short Funny Story: Mr. Mary Kay

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Pop Culture · S*** Women Like · Vlog

Hot Mess Reviews House Hunters International

Oh my God, this has been a process, not gonna lie. But I’m not a quitter and I finally figured everything out. I have reviewed yet another House Hunters International in an attempt at vlogging. When I say I figured everything out, allow me to demonstrate what happened: At one point my computer just locked… Continue reading Hot Mess Reviews House Hunters International

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Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like

Guest Post- How to Be a Decent Human Being- Online Dating

So my blogging BFF/lil’ sis, asked if she could guest post on my blog. Umm….of course! Is that even a question? It’s especially amazing because I have NOTHING to offer in the realm of online dating seeing that I’ve been married for 16 years. What am I going to tell you? Don’t page me and… Continue reading Guest Post- How to Be a Decent Human Being- Online Dating

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