Kids · Parenting

Jerk Kid Moves

Tonight’s post was inspired by my 13-year-old. What did he do? He waited till after dinner, when there was a tornado watch to announce tomorrow is his Spanish food party. And he needs to bring in a 2-liter of soda. “I’m getting you the nastiest, cheapest, grossest pop I can find,” I told him half-jokingly.… Continue reading Jerk Kid Moves

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Customer Service · Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Soccer

Why I’m Picky With Hotels

When I go on trips whether it be business or for pleasure, I want to throat punch anyone that says things like, We’ll barely be in our room. I just need a clean bed to sleep in. WTF? I mean seriously. For the past few years my husband has been the team admin for my… Continue reading Why I’m Picky With Hotels

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Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Soccer · Super Hot Mess

Dad Dances Likes No Ones Watching

Oh the fun we will have during a soccer tournament. My God. We are all up and while I type in the hotel room, my sons and 2 other soccer players are playing Xbox. Shall we get started with the shenanigans? The Walmart I found myself in Wal-Mart again since it’s right next door to… Continue reading Dad Dances Likes No Ones Watching

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Pop Culture · S*** Women Like · Soccer

So Excited for the Royal Wedding!

I’m so excited for the royal wedding I can’t even stand it! Princess Diana When I was 4 and came down for breakfast, my mom had the little tiny 4″ black and white tv on at the table. When I peered in, I saw a woman in a big white gown. “Who’s that?” I asked.… Continue reading So Excited for the Royal Wedding!

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Summer

Everyone’s Like F*** It, It’s the End of the School Year

I love how the last month of school, everyone’s like fuck it. The parents are like fuck it, the kids are like fuck it and the teachers (I’m sure) are like fuck it. What I mean is we are just days away from the finish line and everyone’s doing everything they can, just to get… Continue reading Everyone’s Like F*** It, It’s the End of the School Year

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Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

That’s Now How It Works Hollywood

I wrote this list just 3 months into my blogging. I received 0 likes and 0 comments. Now I just realize it’s because I had maybe 2 readers? Anyway, I’m doing exactly what they say not to do and have very similar content as search engines hate that. Well search engines, this post is so… Continue reading That’s Now How It Works Hollywood

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Soccer

Parents Behaving Badly Part 3

Do you ever go through a holiday and someone completely takes you by surprise and gives you the most amazing gift on Earth? That was my Mother’s Day Weekend. Sure, I had to be up on Mother’s day at the ass crack of dawn for a soccer game, but the day before gave us what… Continue reading Parents Behaving Badly Part 3

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Ridiculousness · Soccer · Work

My Brain and Miscellaneous

Born This Way Today at work, a co-worker was having an extremely rough day….nay….a week. I told him to drink a lot of alcohol this evening. Obviously the cure for all. “I can’t, I only have 1 kidney,” he said. “Aww, you donated?” I responded. “No, just born that way.” I thought for a second… Continue reading My Brain and Miscellaneous

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Blogging · Family · Parenting · Ridiculousness

Pick My Office Chair

My husband doesn’t know this but he will be purchasing a desk chair for me for Mother’s Day. Right now, I blog from the kitchen table or on the sofa. I’d love to set up shop permanently at my desk in our front room. I have a beautiful grey desk with scrolled legs I bought… Continue reading Pick My Office Chair

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Ridiculousness · Vlog

Hot Mess & The Ridiculous House Hunter

So guys, I’m trying to teach myself filmora so I can incorporate some vlogging. What better way to learn then to review a ridiculous house hunter? It’s not been a secret that I find 50% of HGTV’s House Hunters ridiculous, especially when they tour a 700-year-old ruin and deem it “amazing”. Now go easy on… Continue reading Hot Mess & The Ridiculous House Hunter

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