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Everything Breaks and Goes Wrong At Christmas

Is it just me or does every fuckin’ think go wrong or break at Christmas? Perhaps you’re a lucky one and December leaves you with nothing but promotions and a new Lexus with a red bow atop (which I don’t think those ass holes really exist). No, I’m confident it’s not just me. It just… Continue reading Everything Breaks and Goes Wrong At Christmas

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Family · Holiday · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

2nd Annual What I Want for Christmas

My Christmas list last year worked out pretty well with the exception of my sister finding my blog (love you!) and using my Christmas list to communicate to me that she knew about my blog. I was just too dumb to see the connection until she had placed this in my stocking: So if I… Continue reading 2nd Annual What I Want for Christmas

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Elf on the Shelf · Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Rants

Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Pics

When my good friend NC sent the following to me yesterday….. I knew it was about that time of the year to profess my utter disdain of the Elf on the Shelf. I thought our elf, Zipper had spent his last year taunting me as I was prepared to confirm with my youngest that Santa… Continue reading Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Pics

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Customer Service · Holiday · Ridiculousness

Review Time! An App That Pays You Money!

In the fall, my co-worker told me about the ibotta app. Like most app recommendations, I never take it seriously. I’ll even download the app and it will sit there unused, until I delete it. That’s exactly what happened until about 2 weeks ago. And friends, I’ve been leaving money on the table. I don’t… Continue reading Review Time! An App That Pays You Money!

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Family · First World Problems · Holiday · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like

Black Friday, Like the Purge But With Less Deaths

Do you know there’s an actual website that counts the deaths and injuries that occur on Black Friday? Since 2006, they’ve given an overall total and listed how the death or injury occurred. It didn’t help matters that last night, a black cat darted out in front of my car before shopping. Thanks a lot… Continue reading Black Friday, Like the Purge But With Less Deaths

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Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting

Father’s Day Gift Ideas For Crappy Fathers

Allow me to be clear, my father was not a dead beat dad. He worked 70 hours a week. This post is for all the people with shitty-ass fathers or meh dads where getting them a Father’s day gift is about as high on your list as having your tonsils removed. So gentle readers, I’ve… Continue reading Father’s Day Gift Ideas For Crappy Fathers

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Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture

No April Fools This Year

Well folks I didn’t do an April Fools this year. Why? Because my sons are expecting it and if they are expecting it, it’s not believable enough. It also didn’t help that April Fools falls on one of the most religious holidays of the year. I wondered if doing an April Fools joke (especially 1… Continue reading No April Fools This Year

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Holiday · Ridiculousness

5 Gifts Women Don’t Want for Valentine’s Day

For each holiday, there are a few commercials that are played no matter how old they are. For instance, there are alway 2 commercials that pop up for Christmas. One is the black and white Liz Taylor commercial where she throws her diamond earrings on the table pronouncing, “these have always brought me luck”. The… Continue reading 5 Gifts Women Don’t Want for Valentine’s Day

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Blogging · Holiday

Hot Mess Predictions for 2018

My friend and blogger extrodrainner, Phil Taylor does a predictions post each year and I love reading it. I know many of you subscribe to him already but if you haven’t yet, please check him out! His blog is so funny and so entertaining! THE PHIL FACTOR He seems to be having so much fun… Continue reading Hot Mess Predictions for 2018

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