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Book Review- People I Want to Punch in the Throat

“I blame Pinterest for this shit,” -Jen Mann, People I Want to Punch in the Throat I didn’t have to get through the entire book to discover that Jen Mann, author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat, is my spirit animal. “Angela, everyone’s your spirit animal,” my husband retorted upon this revelation… Continue reading Book Review- People I Want to Punch in the Throat

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Hot Mess’s Christmas Eve

It’s Christmas Even and I woke up in a panic. It was 6:30 a.m. and I don’t think I hadn’t hid the elf on the f’ing shelf last night. Last night, my husband and I dared each other to watch IT. Though not the scariest movies I’ve seen (that’s reserved for the Exorcist), it had been… Continue reading Hot Mess’s Christmas Eve

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Relate- Who Hates the Elf on the Shelf? Me Too

Relate For the WordPress prompt of the day, the word is RELATE. And I thought, ‘how can I bring up a topic that many people, especially parents, can relate to?’ Then I’m like, ‘oh yeah, the f’ing Elf on the Shelf! Perfect!’ For those of you stopping by via the WordPress Word of the day… Continue reading Relate- Who Hates the Elf on the Shelf? Me Too

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F*** It, I’m Giving Myself Props

Let me first say, I feel like a failure ALL-THE-TIME. I feel like I’m never doing well enough as a parent or a wife. I feel like I suck financially and have a life style on par with Mama June. So when I drove home today on my 50 minute commute, with ample time to… Continue reading F*** It, I’m Giving Myself Props

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Elf on the Shelf- Night 3

I’ve posted night 1 and night 2 of the Elf on the Shelf, adult version. I hope you’ve gotten a little chuckle. Night 3 This elf can be found in his elf bed, late at night under the covers. Along with candy cane scented lube, this elf is checking out Santa’s nudie magazines Mrs. Clause… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf- Night 3

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Elf on the Shelf- Night 2

This elf began smoking at 12. After a ridiculously long day in the sweat shop…..ahem…toy shop….he would steal away with several other elves behind the sleigh barn to have a smoke. After 2 decades of smoking Red Marlboro Mediums, he developed a cough that was deemed too disruptive to all the other elves and placed… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf- Night 2

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Elf on the Shelf-Night 1

And so it begins, I have to move that f’ing elf on the shelf every God damn day for the next month. And not just move it to the mantle, then to the tree, then onto the island. Nope, I have to create “scenes” with his felt ass because of over achieving mothers who obviously… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf-Night 1

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What I Want For Christmas

Because I’m a spaz and overly excited for Black Friday, I have begun to think about what to ask for, for Christmas. Don’t get me wrong, if my sons ask me, I’ll simply tell them, “nothing or make me something”. But for the adults, I’m like, “game on bitches!” And since my birthday is 3… Continue reading What I Want For Christmas

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Elf On The Shelf Project

I have never kept this a secret but I despise, nay, loathe, the elf on the shelf. When I first started blogging, I even posted about this little ass hole. So why am I telling you this 3 months before he arrives with his creepy, stupid smile and gives spastic mothers something to do? Because… Continue reading Elf On The Shelf Project

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