This elf can be found in his elf bed, late at night under the covers. Along with candy cane scented lube, this elf is checking out Santa’s nudie magazines Mrs. Clause secretly threw out last Christmas Eve. Magazine titles include ELFTACSY, Holly Hustler and Santa Baby.
On his days off, he can be found at the local Lion’s Den. Just like during the holidays, where he normally moves from stocking to tree to swimming in marshmallows; this elf shows up in the store, sitting on XXX movies or clinging to a stripper pole.
So folks, I give you the naughtiest elf to date……