Today was an interesting day. Nothing Earth shattering, just…interesting. The Commute to Work I have a 50 minute commute and when I spend 90% of my morning blogging and 10% actually getting ready for work, sometimes the getting ready part leaks into my commute. I know this isn’t exactly role model behavior but I put… Continue reading You’re Lucky I’m Not Crazy
I have been a part of the corporate world most of my life. I realize that a few folks reading this may have corporate on their horizon or eventually get back into corporate. I want you to be prepared to speak their (somewhat ridiculous) language. In addition to corporate often times resembling an episode of… Continue reading 15 Corporate Terms We Hate Part 2
“I dreamt you died,” my friend/co-worker said to me today. “Come again? Wait…what? How did I die?” “I can’t say,” she responded. “You can’t tell me you dreamt I died then not tell me how I died. Was I decapitated?” “No.” “Was I raped?” “No.” “Then tell me!” After a few seconds she paused and… Continue reading I Dreamt You Died
My second month into blogging I did a 3 part series on corporate terms your tired of hearing of. Perhaps because I had 10 readers tops, it didn’t get much traffic and that’s a damn shame given how often I bet many of you have heard these. Perhaps your guilty of these yourself! The original post… Continue reading 16 Corporate Terms We Hate
You know, I’ve never wrote a post like this before but I thought why not now? Today was a good day. Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t win the lottery or lose 10 pounds but overall, today was good for the following reasons: It’s Friday I got paid We are going on about 4 consecutive… Continue reading 10 Reasons Today Was a Good Day!
Full disclosure, I had no idea that sloths were known for moving super slow. It took the Geico commercial (from this year) for me to realize this. Today, my work had a family fun day on site and had the zoo animals come visit us. “They better not bring a snake,” I said about 10… Continue reading Sloths are the Best!
After finishing my video of horrible Amazon products and reviews, I had an idea to take a look at horrible company reviews, courtesy of glassdoor.com. I honestly feel bad for these people. This is just a touch of what I found from some well-known companies. Some of you may remember my masterpiece of a company… Continue reading When You Think Your Job Sucks
Normally I don’t talk about my job but sometimes there are stories that need to be told or what kind of blogger am I? It’s no secret, I absolutely love my co-workers. Many of them keep me laughing all throughout the day and as many of you might expect, I have a high threshold for… Continue reading A Short Funny Story: Mr. Mary Kay
Born This Way Today at work, a co-worker was having an extremely rough day….nay….a week. I told him to drink a lot of alcohol this evening. Obviously the cure for all. “I can’t, I only have 1 kidney,” he said. “Aww, you donated?” I responded. “No, just born that way.” I thought for a second… Continue reading My Brain and Miscellaneous
Just 6 months ago, my company moved into a beautiful, expertly decorated office building. Though the commute is longer and blows beyond belief, the design could easily go up against that of Victoria Secret’s corporate office or Express. I can say this as I’ve either worked or had meetings in both. The breakroom at work… Continue reading My Anonymous Breakroom Notice