I would like to meet the “father of cubicles”, and slap the shit out of him. What were they thinking? “You can collaborate more”…… “It gives the office a larger feel”….. “Cubicles reduce cost”…….. Apparently, the original creator of cubicles and all successors, thought the entire, industrialized world is runned by deaf mutes. If I were… Continue reading 10 Cubicle Faux Pas
I have come to the conclusion that if there is 1 electronic that has animosity towards humans, its printers. And it’s virtually all printers as it could be your home printer or the one at work. No matter what, they never work flawlessly. Years ago when I worked at DSW corporate, it became a weekly… Continue reading Why Are All Printers D****?
I am a wine drinker. The dryer the better and I only drink cabernet. As a little girl in an Italian family, I was given a miniature wine glass complete with about an ounce of wine. I was 4. “Start with Lambrusco and work your way up to dry wines,” my father told me along… Continue reading Hot Mess Drink’s Beer For The First Time
I really don’t have a lot to tell you guys other than I am super excited about tomorrow after work. Tomorrow after work, we are getting complimentary VIP wrist bands to something called Craft Brew At The Zoo. This may come as a shock after all….. I hate beer I have a severe phobia of… Continue reading Craft Brew At The Zoo
On more than one occasion my co-worker has announced she wished she would win the lottery or that she needs to find a sugar daddy. She is in her 50’s, beautiful and knows everything there is to know about the food business. I help her with excel and tech, she helps me with food questions.… Continue reading Sugar Daddy Test
I don’t like to post about my day too often because I know you guys don’t give 2 shits about it and I’m ok with that. I had various health revelations today I’d like to share. I went to bed at 3 am last night because I couldn’t sleep. No idea why. I had a… Continue reading My Hot Mess Day
Some of my long-term readers already know this, but most of my new readers do not. From June 2015 to July 2016, exactly 365 days, I had the worst job of my entire life. I only took the job because my failed attempt of starting a .com business wasn’t bringing in any money to support… Continue reading I Have A Secret
When I started my job last year, I discovered ants in my cubicle about 3 weeks into the job. They called an exterminator and eventually they were gone. Today, those little ass holes turned up again. Below is a timeline of my interaction with them and my attempts of total ant annihilation. 10:00 am- I… Continue reading Hot Mess And The Ants
Ok, so I really lucked out to work at a place that is on par with my sense of humor. Now that a co-worker has left, my boss is stuck finding someone that will not only fit in with us but won’t go running to HR because of what we say. None of us are… Continue reading I Created A Candidate Test Since Our Office Is Inappropriate!
This isn’t a particularly long post but I felt I needed to share. It was a normal morning when I arrived at work today. Really the only difference was more fog then I had ever seen in my life driving in. Once in the parking lot, I grabbed my latte and my laptop bag and… Continue reading It’s Raining Weenies!
