As you know I’m on a diet but I absolutely love to eat. You should eat to live not live to eat! Pulleezee……..I live to eat not eat to live. Anyone that eats to live is either anorexic or in a 3rd world country. Why do you think we have such a weight problem? It’s… Continue reading Free Wieners
Look, I’m tired of coming across these phony blogs that post their income statement online. Or sometimes, they claim to make $10k in the first year of blogging. Didn’t your mamma teach you it’s not nice to discuss salary? Look, I’m not saying it isn’t possible. People have the chance to win the lottery but… Continue reading Stop Posting Blog Income Statements
I realized I hadn’t done a how to be a decent human being post in ages. After spending 8 days out of this month at 3 different hotels for work and soccer, it came to me that I hadn’t written about how to be a decent human being at a hotel. For years, I spent… Continue reading How to Be a Decent Human Being at a Hotel
Yours truly is attending a food conference right now for 4 days. Usually I shy away from work related stories but this is too funny to leave alone. At this conference we are tasked with meeting with as many as 32 vendors in 1 day. Think of it as food service speed dating. Each appointment… Continue reading The Cream Corn King
Today was an interesting day. Nothing Earth shattering, just…interesting. The Commute to Work I have a 50 minute commute and when I spend 90% of my morning blogging and 10% actually getting ready for work, sometimes the getting ready part leaks into my commute. I know this isn’t exactly role model behavior but I put… Continue reading You’re Lucky I’m Not Crazy
I have been a part of the corporate world most of my life. I realize that a few folks reading this may have corporate on their horizon or eventually get back into corporate. I want you to be prepared to speak their (somewhat ridiculous) language. In addition to corporate often times resembling an episode of… Continue reading 15 Corporate Terms We Hate Part 2
“I dreamt you died,” my friend/co-worker said to me today. “Come again? Wait…what? How did I die?” “I can’t say,” she responded. “You can’t tell me you dreamt I died then not tell me how I died. Was I decapitated?” “No.” “Was I raped?” “No.” “Then tell me!” After a few seconds she paused and… Continue reading I Dreamt You Died
My second month into blogging I did a 3 part series on corporate terms your tired of hearing of. Perhaps because I had 10 readers tops, it didn’t get much traffic and that’s a damn shame given how often I bet many of you have heard these. Perhaps your guilty of these yourself! The original post… Continue reading 16 Corporate Terms We Hate
You know, I’ve never wrote a post like this before but I thought why not now? Today was a good day. Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t win the lottery or lose 10 pounds but overall, today was good for the following reasons: It’s Friday I got paid We are going on about 4 consecutive… Continue reading 10 Reasons Today Was a Good Day!
Full disclosure, I had no idea that sloths were known for moving super slow. It took the Geico commercial (from this year) for me to realize this. Today, my work had a family fun day on site and had the zoo animals come visit us. “They better not bring a snake,” I said about 10… Continue reading Sloths are the Best!