Ridiculousness · Soccer · Work

My Brain and Miscellaneous

Born This Way Today at work, a co-worker was having an extremely rough day….nay….a week. I told him to drink a lot of alcohol this evening. Obviously the cure for all. “I can’t, I only have 1 kidney,” he said. “Aww, you donated?” I responded. “No, just born that way.” I thought for a second… Continue reading My Brain and Miscellaneous

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Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess · Work

My Anonymous Breakroom Notice

Just 6 months ago, my company moved into a beautiful, expertly decorated office building. Though the commute is longer and blows beyond belief, the design could easily go up against that of Victoria Secret’s corporate office or Express. I can say this as I’ve either worked or had meetings in both. The breakroom at work… Continue reading My Anonymous Breakroom Notice

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Rants · Super Hot Mess · Work

How Not to be a Great Leader

Most articles are about how to be a great leader. I’ve never seen one on how not to be a great leader so I thought I would write a post. I’m referring mainly to Presidents, CEO’s and entrepreneurs. What makes me qualified to write this? Nothing really other than 2 decades spent in an office… Continue reading How Not to be a Great Leader

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Blogging · Rants · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess · Work

7 Ways to be a Decent Human Being With Email

Because of the last 2 days, I feel 100% qualified to write about how to be a decent human being with emails. If emails are just today’s version of writing letters, then why are people so ignorant when sending them? How can someone make 6 figures, yet have the mannerisms of a 4-year-old with this… Continue reading 7 Ways to be a Decent Human Being With Email

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Rants · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess · Work

Brokedown Palace + Devil Wears Cowgirl Boots = My Work

This is a post I wrote in January of 2016 about working at a Southwest clothing company as a boot buyer. To say I didn’t fit in was an understatement. This post has been in my drafts until now. I’m pleased to say I currently work for a wonderfully kind woman and in a culture… Continue reading Brokedown Palace + Devil Wears Cowgirl Boots = My Work

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Customer Service · Work

Compromise- The Art of Negotiating

I’ve never been to a class on negotiating nor read a book about Compromise, I don’t even know if I’m good at it. I do however practice it often and know what I just negotiated in less than a week: I sold my son’s hover board. Originally the asking price was $85, I sold it for… Continue reading Compromise- The Art of Negotiating

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Family · Rants · Super Hot Mess · Work

The Commute From Hell

I want to line up all owners of over-sized, pick-up trucks that drive like maniacs on unplowed streets and slap each of their faces. Once I get down the line, I want to stand there like a little dictator and scream, “WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?” My commute last night was what nightmares are made of. My… Continue reading The Commute From Hell

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Ridiculousness · Work

How to be a Decent Human Being at Work

I had so much fun writing 8 way to be a Decent Human Being at the Grocery Store, I decided to do another and this time I’m discussing the office. I know I’m going to miss some but these have always been the rules I try to follow/avoid in the workplace. I’ve worked in several… Continue reading How to be a Decent Human Being at Work

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Ridiculousness · Work

10 Cubicle Faux Pas

I would like to meet the “father of cubicles”, and slap the shit out of him. What were they thinking? “You can collaborate more”……  “It gives the office a larger feel”…..  “Cubicles reduce cost”……..   Apparently, the original creator of cubicles and all successors, thought the entire, industrialized world is runned by deaf mutes. If I were… Continue reading 10 Cubicle Faux Pas

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First World Problems · Rants · Ridiculousness · Work

Why Are All Printers D****?

I have come to the conclusion that if there is 1 electronic that has animosity towards humans, its printers. And it’s virtually all printers as it could be your home printer or the one at work. No matter what, they never work flawlessly. Years ago when I worked at DSW corporate, it became a weekly… Continue reading Why Are All Printers D****?

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