So my blogging BFF/lil’ sis, asked if she could guest post on my blog. Umm….of course! Is that even a question? It’s especially amazing because I have NOTHING to offer in the realm of online dating seeing that I’ve been married for 16 years. What am I going to tell you? Don’t page me and… Continue reading Guest Post- How to Be a Decent Human Being- Online Dating
When I walk into a Best Buy and one of the techy nerds is rattling off how many megabytes or gigabytes a computer has, here is what I here: Wha wha wha wha (go ahead, click on the link for the audible effect!). I would understand you better if you spoke Polish and I don’t… Continue reading Cheat Sheet for Megabytes, Gigabytes, Etc.
Ok, perhaps because I’m 41, I don’t know all of the texting abbreviations. Because I love to write (and again, maybe it’s my age), you should see my texts. I pride myself on my use of uppercase letters, punctuation and spelling. Now granted, when I drive and talk my text, they do come out a… Continue reading Texting Abbreviations
I officially had the best tea I’ve ever had in my life today and I’d like to share it with you. In fact, I’m going to share a few things I’m loving right now. Capital Teas I’m not a huge tea drinker. Not until today when I tried the Capital Teas brand. Now full disclosure,… Continue reading What I’m Loving Right Now
Upon the unfortunate realization I had no milk this morning to make my daily latte, I threw on slides and a jacket because let’s be real, I wasn’t putting a bra on to go to the gas station, and headed out. About 5 houses up I looked over and felt my usual disgust. This house… Continue reading Printable Signs to Deal With A** Holes
I love blogging. I love blogging so much that if it were human, I’d marry it. I’ve had hobbies before but nothing as enjoyable and fulfilling as blogging and I’ve been doing it since 2015. Because I work 40 hours a week with a combined total of a 1.5 hour hellish commute everyday, every moment… Continue reading New Bloggers, Read This Warning!
Apparently while on vacation, I fell asleep on the sofa in my bathing suit. My husband and his friend thought it would be funny to take a picture of me asleep. It was NOT a glamour shot by any stretch. My teeth and lips were purple and I had my mouth cocked up. It was… Continue reading Purple Teeth Club
I want to learn how to do build stuff. I know I’m not being very specific so allow me to elaborate. I don’t know how to fix shit or use power tools. They intimidate me and I have no idea where to get started. Just to give you a little background, you can read the… Continue reading I Want to Learn How to Build Stuff
This post is purely an attempt to procrastinate from cleaning my house today. So, I’ll need you guys to add lots of comments to keep me busy and away from cleaning today. I know I need to and I will but for now, let me live in the fantasy world that my house will somehow… Continue reading My Procrastination Post
The title is exactly what it says. This is a complete and utter rant. I don’t care how childish it is as this is my blog. The only thing I won’t divulge is who inspired this rant. Just imagine a horrible person you’ve interacted with and suddenly my meltdown doesn’t seem so out of place.… Continue reading A Complete and Utter Rant