I’m so excited about this I almost can’t even type! About a month ago my son wanted to video tape me commenting on a song he really liked, Stirfry. I already knew I’d hate it but if it allowed time with my son, I was down. We taped our commentary then realized we had no… Continue reading Video of Hot Mess
Nothing is working and I had a meltdown in the Mc Donald’s parking lot today. There, I said it. It started when my son got up at 5 a.m. to work on homework. At 7 a.m. I come down to find him under a blanket, watching ESPN. “What in the world are you doing?” I… Continue reading Nothing is Working and I Want to Suck My Thumb
I am embarrassed for all the people on House Hunters that say, “there isn’t any room for entertaining”. What are you, a fuckin’ party planner? Perhaps you’re a lounge singer and you’re gonna have everyone over to sing Tiny Bubbles (don’t google it, it’s sang by a man named Elvis Presley). I don’t want anyone… Continue reading House Hunters- White Trash Edition
This weekend was yet again another out of city (actually out-of-state) soccer game. We drove a little over 2 hours to Pittsburgh for P, my 13-year-old, to play 2 games. Why couldn’t we have soccer games/tournaments in Florida, California or Hawaii? You’d hear no complaints from me. Sure, I would have to rob a bank… Continue reading When (hot mess) Sisters Get Bored
So when I find a book that I’m currently enjoying or one that I just enjoyed, I want to tell you guys about it! I like to do the same with tv shows since I essentially have no life and live vicariously through the characters. Am I right? Anyway, I picked up a copy of… Continue reading Tarot for Beginners- A Book Review
When I sit down with God in Heaven (because I’m going there damn it) we will probably assess how many hours I spent doing X amount of activities in my lifetime. Eventually he’ll come to the topic of laundry. “Angela, 36% of your life was loading, folding and putting away laundry.” “What? No! Seriously?” I’ll… Continue reading Why Aren’t There Robots to do Laundry?
Ah, it’s that time again folks. I’ve amassed enough spam comments to present to you a fabulous array of idiocy and incompetent English. Tonight’s theme includes cougars, bodily fluids and tons of Viagra. Do we see a possible theme emerging? I think so! Let’s get started! Dating Z Cougar! So let’s talk about this for… Continue reading Hot Mess Reviews Spam Comments
I feel as if I’ve lived 4 days all in this Sunday. We had a soccer tournament in Cincinnati this weekend and like clock work, our Sunday game began at 7 f’ing 30! 7:30! On a Sunday!! Of course I did the responsible thing and showered around 7:30 pm the night before and in bed… Continue reading Weekend Round Up
One thing I talk about often in my blog is my inability to be civil while hungry. If I say, “I’m hungry” to my family, it elicits no less than one “uh-oh” as they look around the room for the nearest escape route. If you kept me fed, I’m as happy as a little lark.… Continue reading The 5 Levels of Hangry
Let me preface this by saying I’m still on my diet. Wait, I’m going back on my diet, effective Sunday. I promise! But, I just inhaled 3 slices of Little Caesar’s pepperoni pizza in the back of my Corolla at soccer practice and it was magical! I made sure to park in the lot that… Continue reading What Are Your Food Quirks?