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Ass Drums

Soccer parents aren’t suppose to have jobs since soccer games are planned half way across town, at 6PM and on a Friday night. Who needs jobs? Shit! We’re all trust fund babies right? Unfortunately, we need to have these jobs to pay for the thousands of dollars amassed between fees, uniforms and hotels. Tonight, my… Continue reading Ass Drums

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Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · Work

15 Corporate Terms We Hate Part 2

I have been a part of the corporate world most of my life. I realize that a few folks reading this may have corporate on their horizon or eventually get back into corporate. I want you to be prepared to speak their (somewhat ridiculous) language. In addition to corporate often times resembling an episode of… Continue reading 15 Corporate Terms We Hate Part 2

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Family · Ridiculousness · Work

I Dreamt You Died

“I dreamt you died,” my friend/co-worker said to me today. “Come again? Wait…what? How did I die?” “I can’t say,” she responded. “You can’t tell me you dreamt I died then not tell me how I died. Was I decapitated?” “No.” “Was I raped?” “No.” “Then tell me!” After a few seconds she paused and… Continue reading I Dreamt You Died

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Family · Getting to Know You · Kids · Parenting

Dining With Divas- A Short Memoir of Eating with my Children

Dinner time in my house is something of a cluster and I’m partially to blame. One of the most uncomfortable feelings for me is going to bed hungry. In fact, I’ve never gone to bed hungry because I physically can’t go to sleep hungry. That being said, for me to implement the rule of “this… Continue reading Dining With Divas- A Short Memoir of Eating with my Children

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Getting to Know You · S*** Women Like

4 Things I Love That Everyone Else Hates

I did a post a few weeks ago called 4 Things Everyone Else Loves That I Hate. I thought it only appropriate to reverse the table and come up with a few things I know I love that the majority isn’t fond of. Now, don’t get me wrong, I know some of you out there… Continue reading 4 Things I Love That Everyone Else Hates

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Soccer

The Special Stank of a Boy

I really didn’t know what to call this post. Obviously you see the title that won- The Special Stank of a Boy. I also toyed with titles such as X Ways to be a Decent Human Being in a Hotel Room as well as, Nothing Is Working and I Want to Suck My Thumb, Again.… Continue reading The Special Stank of a Boy

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Blogging · Elf on the Shelf · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like

Book Review- People I Want to Punch in the Throat

“I blame Pinterest for this shit,” -Jen Mann, People I Want to Punch in the Throat I didn’t have to get through the entire book to discover that Jen Mann, author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat, is my spirit animal. “Angela, everyone’s your spirit animal,” my husband retorted upon this revelation… Continue reading Book Review- People I Want to Punch in the Throat

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Ridiculousness · Work

16 Corporate Terms We Hate

My second month into blogging I did a 3 part series on corporate terms your tired of hearing of. Perhaps because I had 10  readers tops, it didn’t get much traffic and that’s a damn shame given how often I bet many of you have heard these. Perhaps your guilty of these yourself! The original post… Continue reading 16 Corporate Terms We Hate

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Hedge Heaven

Let’s talk about interior and exterior design for a moment. Shall we? When it comes to decorating, I am all girl. I love pinks, florals, curves and pretty much anything romantic. When I die, I would like my coffin to be shabby chic, or resemble a tiny house. Which ever is cheaper, I’m flexible. When… Continue reading Hedge Heaven

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