Blogging · Pop Culture

I’m Learning How to Gain Traffic with Mix

I was going to name this post How to Gain Traffic with Mix but that would be super misleading because the truth is, I don’t know. Since Stumble Upon became Mix, I’ve probably lost about 50% of my traffic and it kills me. After working so hard for several years to build this blog, it’s… Continue reading I’m Learning How to Gain Traffic with Mix

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Fall · Family · Kids · Parenting · S*** Women Like

4 Halloween Costumes Under $10

Normally for Halloween we are pretty good about getting the boys costumes about 2 weeks in advance. It’s not obnoxiously early and there is still some selection. This year, we’ve had soccer tournaments every weekend and practice in the evenings. That being said, we went out for a costume (yes, singular, the teen is too… Continue reading 4 Halloween Costumes Under $10

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Family · Parenting · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Walter White Junior

Ok, I get that Walter White was a fictional character on Breaking Bad. For the 3% that hasn’t seen the show, Mr. White is a high school chemistry teacher down on his luck, diagnosed with terminal lung cancer. In an effort to ensure his family is financially secure after his passing, he begins to cook… Continue reading Walter White Junior

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Fall · Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Soccer

How We Aren’t Decent Human Beings at a Hotel

Yesterday I wrote a post called How to Be a Decent Human Being at a Hotel. What I failed to mention is that during out-of-town soccer tournaments, we are really just a big pile of ass holes. Seriously. D’Nial ain’t just a river in Africa and I can tell myself that our behavior isn’t horrible… Continue reading How We Aren’t Decent Human Beings at a Hotel

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Pop Culture

Mega Millions Lottery- The Most Winning Numbers

So I hear there’s a little lottery happening tomorrow. Just a measly $1.6 billion dollars. Along with 4 other soccer families, we played the lottery Saturday night and got a combined total of 1 number right….one! No one won that lottery. So in less than 24 hours, my gut tells me someone is going to… Continue reading Mega Millions Lottery- The Most Winning Numbers

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Customer Service · First World Problems · Soccer · Work

How to Be a Decent Human Being at a Hotel

I realized I hadn’t done a how to be a decent human being post in ages. After spending 8 days out of this month at 3 different hotels for work and soccer, it came to me that I hadn’t written about how to be a decent human being at a hotel. For years, I spent… Continue reading How to Be a Decent Human Being at a Hotel

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Blogging · Family · First World Problems · Health · Short Stories

Top 100 Humor Bloggers

Hi guys! I have some amazing news I want to share with all of you that totally made my day. My blog was evaluated by a panelist on feedspot.com and I’m pleased to say, I’ve been placed within a wonderful group of bloggers as a top 100 humor blog on the internet! I’m very proud… Continue reading Top 100 Humor Bloggers

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Getting to Know You · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like

5 Things I Don’t Understand

I’ve always said, if irony was a person, they would be a comedian. Why? Because irony can be funny. Irony can also be a little bitch. I always think of Alanis Morissette’s line of “10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife,” when I’m going through my plastic cutlery at work and can’t find… Continue reading 5 Things I Don’t Understand

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Ridiculousness · Short Stories · Soccer

Just Annoyed

Greetings from exotic Toledo, Ohio where the temperature is a bomby 55 degrees (or 12.778 celsius) and sunny 7% of the time. I’m in my hotel room, enjoying the nice aroma of teenage boy as I type this. You ever just get annoyed? Just everything in the whole wide world bothers you? I’m there right… Continue reading Just Annoyed

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Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Facebook Selling Wall Part 3

Occasionally, I love to do posts on items that are currently being sold on my friendly, local, Facebook wall. Some of the crap is amazing and baffles me. If you want a good laugh, become a member of some of these groups. I can assure you, they don’t disappoint. Here are a few I found!… Continue reading Facebook Selling Wall Part 3

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