Family · First World Problems · Health · Ridiculousness

10 Symptoms of the Man Cold

This post is dedicated to my husband. I love you and you are king of the man colds. My husband has caught a cold, but not just any cold, the man cold. If you are unfamiliar with the man cold, it is on par with SARS, AIDS, stage 4 cancer and lastly the bubonic plague.… Continue reading 10 Symptoms of the Man Cold

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Elf on the Shelf · Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting

Elf on the Shelf- Night 3

I’ve posted night 1 and night 2 of the Elf on the Shelf, adult version. I hope you’ve gotten a little chuckle. Night 3 This elf can be found in his elf bed, late at night under the covers. Along with candy cane scented lube, this elf is checking out Santa’s nudie magazines Mrs. Clause… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf- Night 3

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Holiday · Ridiculousness

Crafting With Hot Mess

My friend NC and I had planned a Cricut day for 2 weeks. What’s a Cricut? It’s the machine I was obsessed with this spring, realized how much time it took and for the past 6 months it has collected dust in my front room. You can read the link I posted above about my… Continue reading Crafting With Hot Mess

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Elf on the Shelf · Family · Holiday · Super Hot Mess

Elf on the Shelf- Night 2

This elf began smoking at 12. After a ridiculously long day in the sweat shop…..ahem…toy shop….he would steal away with several other elves behind the sleigh barn to have a smoke. After 2 decades of smoking Red Marlboro Mediums, he developed a cough that was deemed too disruptive to all the other elves and placed… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf- Night 2

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Customer Service · Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Rants

Apple Store Nightmare

As I mentioned a post earlier, I got my blessed new Galaxy Note 8 and I LOVE IT! Unfortunately when upgrading, we came to realize my son’s phone (which I was bestowing on my youngest), had a cracked screen. Not because the screen protector failed but because he didn’t keep a case on it. I… Continue reading Apple Store Nightmare

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Elf on the Shelf · Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture

Elf on the Shelf-Night 1

And so it begins, I have to move that f’ing elf on the shelf every God damn day for the next month. And not just move it to the mantle, then to the tree, then onto the island. Nope, I have to create “scenes” with his felt ass because of over achieving mothers who obviously… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf-Night 1

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First World Problems · Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture

The Deals I Got On Black Friday

When I ask most Americans if they’ll be shopping on Black Friday, I get a “hell no” as a response. Yet when I go out, there are lines formed all around the huge Best Buy (that’s the leader in electronics here in the states) store. There are even a few tents as people have been… Continue reading The Deals I Got On Black Friday

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Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture

Black Friday 2017

I’ve slacked big time. It’s 11:22 and I’ve been home for hours. What is wrong with me? It’s fuckin’ Black Friday and I’m typing this up. I should be elbowing a Somalian woman for a video game right now at Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart, OMG! I didn’t even go to Wal-Mart. My Black Friday began around 9… Continue reading Black Friday 2017

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Rants · Ridiculousness

School Involvement Today Versus Yesterday- Part 2

Yesterday, I whined about how parenting school-aged kids now is far different from yesteryear. You can read about it here. But I have more to compare, I just don’t like super long posts. So I give you part 2 of how much involvement is involved now versus when I went to school in 1843. School… Continue reading School Involvement Today Versus Yesterday- Part 2

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Fall · Family · First World Problems · Kids · Parenting

School Involvement Today Versus Yesterday- Part 1

Despite technology allowing us to stay more connected to our children’s school, I am lagging behind. For those of you with grown children or for those who don’t have children and grew up at least a decade ago, you are in for a special treat of what it’s like now. For those of you that… Continue reading School Involvement Today Versus Yesterday- Part 1

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