Pop Culture

Holmes & Watson- A Hot Mess Review

For my birthday, I asked that as a family, we go to the theater to see Holmes and Watson. I have been dying to see this movie for months now as I absolutely love the chemistry between Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. Stepbrothers is my all-time favorite movie. I also had a birthday coupon… Continue reading Holmes & Watson- A Hot Mess Review

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Rants · Ridiculousness

Put My Age in the Register….I Dare You!

When I go through the self-checkout with wine, I love to see the date they enter for my birthday. As a baseline, I was born on 12.28.76, making me 42-years-old. I’d say over the past 5 years, I’ve only been asked for my ID maybe 5% of the time. I once read they have to… Continue reading Put My Age in the Register….I Dare You!

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Blogging · Ridiculousness

Free Printable Blogging Schedule

I’ve blogged about this on more than one occasion and that is, I need a blogging schedule. I don’t have one and I blog/do social media only when I have time. There is zero consistency and I absolutely hate it. I had a side hustle of making personalized Christmas gifts and because of that, my… Continue reading Free Printable Blogging Schedule

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Family · Getting to Know You · Holiday · Pop Culture

Today Is My Birthday!

Today is my birthday all! Hot Mess turns 42! I’d like to think I don’t look old but maybe I do? I feel like aging is like carrying all the clothing you just folded to everyone’s bedroom. You’re hell-bent on not dropping any because you only want to make 1 trip to each of their… Continue reading Today Is My Birthday!

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Family · First World Problems · Rants · Ridiculousness

You Don’t Have Crushed Tomatoes?

I grocery shop either on Saturday or Sunday. When we are gone for long weekends because of soccer, I use a service offered by our grocery store Kroger, called Click List. For $4.95 you order your groceries online, pull into the parking lot and they load them into your car. It’s pretty cool in theory… Continue reading You Don’t Have Crushed Tomatoes?

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Blogging · Holiday · Ridiculousness

My Craft Room is a Sweat Shop

About a month ago, I showed up at work with this little nugget of a wine glass: No…I didn’t bring wine to work, I just wanted to show my co-workers my witty little cup I had made. My co-worker immediately ordered 3 of them. Then another co-worker caught word of my arts and crafts talent… Continue reading My Craft Room is a Sweat Shop

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Holiday · Pop Culture · S*** Women Like

Mr. Coffee & I Reunited! The Best Last Minute Gift for the Coffee Lover!

So how’s everyone’s Christmas shopping doing? I’m 90% done but as of this morning, I was only at 75%. Thank God for Amazon Prime, am I right? So 2 weeks ago, you guys may remember that Mr. Coffee passed away and left me coffeeless and sad. I had quoted that this happens about every year… Continue reading Mr. Coffee & I Reunited! The Best Last Minute Gift for the Coffee Lover!

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Blogging · Elf on the Shelf · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

How Did Rap Become This Bad?

I don’t care if I sound like an old curmudgeon but we need to talk about the state of rap music. I wouldn’t even call this rap, as that takes talent. If I were to invent a new category of music, and trust me, it needs its own category, here is what I would call… Continue reading How Did Rap Become This Bad?

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Health · Holiday · Super Hot Mess

Everything Breaks and Goes Wrong At Christmas

Is it just me or does every fuckin’ think go wrong or break at Christmas? Perhaps you’re a lucky one and December leaves you with nothing but promotions and a new Lexus with a red bow atop (which I don’t think those ass holes really exist). No, I’m confident it’s not just me. It just… Continue reading Everything Breaks and Goes Wrong At Christmas

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