Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Soccer · Summer

This Isn’t A Locker Room!

Saturday kicked off the beginning of soccer season with what is known as a friendly game at 9 a.m. for my 8-year-old son, while my husband was taking my 12-year-old to his game. To be honest, there isn’t such a thing as a soccer season. Perhaps a soccer year? It’s like a unicorn or big… Continue reading This Isn’t A Locker Room!

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Customer Service · Kids · Soccer · Summer

Another Lump, Soccer and Back To School

This post is a a bunch of miscellaneous so I apologize for the ADD like qualities of it. Look….a shiny squirl…… The Lump So as I wrote here, I have a gigantic, 1.5″ in diameter lump on the right side of the back of my head. The doctor (not my doctor as she was off… Continue reading Another Lump, Soccer and Back To School

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Family · Kids · Rants · Ridiculousness

Ill Equipped to Assemble Ikea Furniture

My title says it all. I’m on day 3 of attempting to put together my son’s new bed from Ikea together. Allow me to demonstrate my mindset and where I currently am in the process: I’m on step 6 of 52 steps. On day 1 I realized I had one of the sides attached but… Continue reading Ill Equipped to Assemble Ikea Furniture

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Summer

My Son Wants To Live Like A Rapper

Now my son didn’t wake up Sunday and announce to family and friends, “I wish to be Tupac or Eminem.” No, he has simply requested, nah, demanded a set of luxuries that go beyond my husband’s and my means. Maybe these would be possible if my husband didn’t put hundreds of dollars a month into… Continue reading My Son Wants To Live Like A Rapper

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First World Problems · Health · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture

Year Million

I am obsessed with a new show on the Nat Geo channel called Year Million. I’m not afraid to admit I am a complete nerd and LOVE stuff like this. I went to Space Camp several times as a kid and wanted to be an astronaut. I would put my phone in my arm if I… Continue reading Year Million

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Family · Kids · Parenting

Hot Mess And Babysitting

My son wants to earn enough money for a desktop computer which is roughly $300-$400. Good luck, I barely make enough to feed you guys and pay utilities. I sent out social media notices that my son was looking for babysitting gigs. Sure, he would hit his brother’s head on any given day but for… Continue reading Hot Mess And Babysitting

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Family · Kids · Parenting

Making Money

My oldest wants to make money, nah…he wants to do nothing and make money. He’s really starting to piss me off too. Here is the conversation we had last week: “Mom I wanna make money to buy sweet shoes at Dick’s. What can I do?” “Lemme thing…umm….oh, the downstairs closet needs cleaned out!” “Ok, how… Continue reading Making Money

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture

Hot Mess Plays Cards

When I play cards, I always envision the World Whatever Poker Tournament in Vegas, on ESPN at 2 am. Players have sunglasses on and usually look like a cross between a gamer and a pedophile. How my husband watches this and finds it enjoyable is beyond me. I would rather watch someone mow grass…with a… Continue reading Hot Mess Plays Cards

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

Bedtime- Like Neogiating With Terrorists

The featured image is of the 8 gallon drum I need to drink just to get through the bedtime routine or lack there of. For readers that don’t have kids but considering them, read this post and think very carefully if you want to skip sleep and alone time for the next 18 years. And… Continue reading Bedtime- Like Neogiating With Terrorists

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Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Summer

Watched Fireworks Like a Boss

Yesterday’s post was about what will inevitably show up at any and all firework displays- the worst humans on Earth. These people will surround our blanket, screaming at each other while their derelict children run on our blankets with sparklers and spilling Mt. Dew. These people are known as white trash and they make my… Continue reading Watched Fireworks Like a Boss

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