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Well Played Mother Nature….Well Played

We are home after a grueling 4.5 hour drive from outside of Detroit to Columbus. Normally it should have taken 3.5 hours but thanks to Mother Nature, I can now put this trip in the top 5 worst driving experiences. We were there for 2 soccer games. Yes we had to drive a combined total… Continue reading Well Played Mother Nature….Well Played

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European Man Sack

Last Sunday I blogged about evening #2 with the new soccer parents of my 12-year-olds team. We did the responsible thing and not only left the children at the hotel but headed to the casino to lose probably a combined total of $2,000. Super responsible. So last Friday night, my husband and I sat in… Continue reading European Man Sack

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Failing at House Cleaning and Halloween

As I look around my house, I’m reminded of episodes of Hoarders. A tumbleweed drifts by, aka Chichi’s fur. Additional reasons my house looks like a hoarders’ paradise? A smelly shin guard and water bottle sit on the kitchen table we eat food off of. A pot my mother-in-law cooked us a meal in 2… Continue reading Failing at House Cleaning and Halloween

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Soccer Parents And the Casino

Greetings from Cincinnati! We are here for 2 days for a soccer tournament and though I was concerned there would be little to no shenanigans, I was pleasantly pleased with last night’s events. Casino Night “Are we going to the casino or what?” One dad demanded over pizza in the sitting area of the hotel… Continue reading Soccer Parents And the Casino

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It’s the Freakin’ Weekend!

We made it to Friday folks (que happy tear)! We did it! That’s my happy dance by the way….. I’d like to thank everyone that made this goal possible…….chocolate, saying “fuck it” at lunch and ordering combo #1 at Wendy’s, my audible.com book, Extracted by R.R. Haywood and lastly wine. Wine? Where would we be… Continue reading It’s the Freakin’ Weekend!

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Parents Behaving Badly

Just when I thought I was blessed for getting 1 video of parents behaving badly on Saturday, along comes a second little nugget today. For those of you that don’t know, I’m a reluctant soccer mom. I party hard with my girls but you’ll never see me creating obnoxious, Pinterest, soccer crafts or driving a mini… Continue reading Parents Behaving Badly

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Hot Mess Discusses Drugs

Over the weekend we went to a soccer tournament and I had the pleasure of hanging out with these lovely ladies. Unfortunately the 3rd lovely lady wasn’t there yet but probably barreling down the highway at 95 mph. scared shitless as her husband drove. In this video I had made a copy of a co-worker’s… Continue reading Hot Mess Discusses Drugs

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Travel Soccer- Saturday Night Dinner

I was going to do a journal entry each day for this past weekend where we attended an out-of-town soccer tournament in Dayton, Ohio but I decided to write by topic. Here is what I wrote Saturday morning. For anyone new reading my blog, I have an 8-year-old and 12-year-old in soccer and both are… Continue reading Travel Soccer- Saturday Night Dinner

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Travel Soccer Journal Entry-Friday

Yesterday was the start of our journey an hour and 40 minutes away, to participate in a soccer tournament for both sons. I did have to work a half a day in which part of the day was cleaning out our building as we are moving into a new one. Occasionally I would see the… Continue reading Travel Soccer Journal Entry-Friday

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Matilda, Target And Walmart

Yesterday I had a follow-up appointment to measure and check Matilda. Matilda is my benign tumor on the back of my head. Because I’m bat shit crazy, I decided to name her. Here’s the post about when I discovered I had a buddy: I Ate My Twin In The Womb Before going to the doctor’s, I… Continue reading Matilda, Target And Walmart

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