I wanted so badly to share this with you guys yesterday but I was running on 2 hours of sleep and the only thing going through my mind all day was, ‘bed, bed, bed, bed.’ Yesterday both of my sons started school. P started middle school which you all know I am completely petrified about,… Continue reading Hot Mess Learns About Sexting In Middle School
I have never kept this a secret but I despise, nay, loathe, the elf on the shelf. When I first started blogging, I even posted about this little ass hole. So why am I telling you this 3 months before he arrives with his creepy, stupid smile and gives spastic mothers something to do? Because… Continue reading Elf On The Shelf Project
You know how when you have something really scary planned and you are accepting of this fate up until a week, a day, a few hours until it’s here? And your suddenly like, “oh fuke, I signed up to jump out of a plane” or “oh snap, I’m getting induced tomorrow” or “Jesus, my son… Continue reading The Sex Talk With My Son
I’ll be honest, I really don’t even know how to start out this post. Today’s post piggybacked on Wednesday’s post: Obviously I Was Under Dressed in which I stated I did not receive the memo that taking supplies school was a black tie event. To accompany this, I had a picture of a little girl in… Continue reading What A Trouble Maker Looks Like- Faking Offense To Nonsense
To drop off school supplies. I must have missed the memo that came in as I was driving like a bat out of hell to get there by the 6pm deadline….you know…since no one has jobs and stuff.
It started last week. I would get an occasional ant on my desk at work. At one point I had a massive spider on my desk in which my new co-worker picked it up by one leg to throw it out. This shocked me, leaving me wonder if she should have her own poorly written… Continue reading These F’ing Ants Are Everywhere!
I pulled into the drive thru bank this morning to deposit $50. I was pretty much negative in my account and payday isn’t for another 3 days. I put the check and deposit ticket in the little capsule and sent it on it’s merry way. I prefer the bank drive thru as the tellers can… Continue reading The Angel On My Shoulder Bitch Slapped the Devil on the Other Shoulder
I am having some major anxiety about my oldest, P, going to middle school this year. I have only 1 frame of reference and that frame of reference is mine. It’s bad; really bad. So I thought we would take a stroll down memory lane and I could regale you in my nightmare, I mean… Continue reading Hot Mess Memoir Middle School Chronicles- Part 1
So I was reading the book Spending The Holidays With People I Want to Punch In The Throat by Jen Mann and it’s pretty brilliant! Cannot wait to finish it and move on to her other books. She mentions a cowlick in her book. I was over the moon because she has officially solved a mystery for me.… Continue reading I Learned About A Cowlick Today!
Last night we had 2 sleepovers occurring simultaneously, so I decided this would be a good opportunity to catch up on a show that I’ve quickly come to love: Ozzy and Jack’s World Detour found on the History Channel. I’ve always loved watching Ozzy, 50% incoherent, cursing his way through life. It’s like Betty White, but… Continue reading My Daughter Has No Arms