Ridiculousness

Watch “Amanda Hackey dancing with mom. MEGA FUN” on YouTube

https://youtu.be/HWMpGEtNuO4 When I need a good laugh, here is the video I turned to. Happy Wednesday!!

Family · First World Problems · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Soccer

My Son’s Friend Lives Like A Rapper

I had heard the newest member of my son’s soccer team-Jimmy, was rich; I just didn’t know how rich. Let me prepare you: like what the fuck rich. I have heard tales of people living like this but have never been in their home. I shit you not, when I first met the mom-Judy, my… Continue reading My Son’s Friend Lives Like A Rapper

Awards · Fall · Ridiculousness

Blogger Recognition Award-Writing This After A Bottle Of Wine

Holy shit balls, another award? Not going to lie, things like this totally make my day. Like just found out my middle school bully is 300 lbs. overweight, living in a trailer kind of day. I want to thank the wonderful blogger: BEXoxoBlog. Please check her out. She’s not only adorable but her posts are thought provoking… Continue reading Blogger Recognition Award-Writing This After A Bottle Of Wine

Fall · Family · First World Problems · kids · Parenting · Rants

Middle School 1988 vs. 2016

I am struggling with everything for Middle School and I don’t even attend it. Like an ongoing war, comrades are starting to drop left and right. Yesterday I received this text:   The only good thing that has come of it, is that my oldest goes back to what I like to call “normal grading”;… Continue reading Middle School 1988 vs. 2016

kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Soccer

The Fight That Almost Broke Out At My Son’s Soccer Game

Things have gotten heated at soccer games before. These altercations have resulted in parents being removed from the sidelines, the coach getting a yellow card, a referee yelling at us to the point where he’s almost in tears or a combination of all of the above. The game on Saturday was officially the worst. We… Continue reading The Fight That Almost Broke Out At My Son’s Soccer Game

Pop Culture · Rants

Words That Must Have Been Created By Drunk People

I have decided that there are certain words that had to of been created while one enjoyed the drink. I mean, the below words usually mean the opposite or something entirely different. Here is the list I have created from ones that I’ve run into. LADYBUG: They really need a gender neutral new name for… Continue reading Words That Must Have Been Created By Drunk People

Fall · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

An Open Letter To My Period

Dear Aunt Flo, Don’t ever do that to me again! You scared me to death! Look, I know C had a vasectomy 6 years ago but I was about to loose my shit if the sperm somehow figured out how to build a bridge and reconnect. I could totally see those little ass holes, one by one… Continue reading An Open Letter To My Period

Getting to Know You

Hot Mess Goes To See the Dixie Chicks

I used to like country music and yeah, I worked at Sonya’s Southwest Oasis as a Boot Buyer for a hellish 365 days but I just stopped liking it. I don’t know why. Maybe years ago when I started opening stores for Express and the music was very techno (it was even piped into the… Continue reading Hot Mess Goes To See the Dixie Chicks

Customer Service · Family · kids · Parenting · Rants

My Love/Hate Relationship With Great Clips

Look, my sons are young and don’t need to go to the spa to get a hair cut. They don’t need a hot towel or warmed oil on their hands (is that what fine barbers do? I don’t know.). In the past, my beef was with the hayseeds working at my local Great Clips. I… Continue reading My Love/Hate Relationship With Great Clips

Rants · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

OMG, I Know Someone Now With a Lion

I don’t know how I ended up on this girl’s Facebook page. We went to school together and knew each other but weren’t really friends. I was curious why she had so many lion pictures. Was she like that weird adult we all know that either got married in Disney World or loves to vacation… Continue reading OMG, I Know Someone Now With a Lion