Ridiculousness

10 Ways To Google or Troll The Internet Better

I pride myself on being able to find out anything about anyone with limited information. I don’t know where this came from, I don’t think I’m nosy, but maybe I am. I wanted to offer you guys internet tips. Some you’ve probably heard of, some you may not have. Have a Fed Ex or UPS… Continue reading 10 Ways To Google or Troll The Internet Better

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The Most Trouble I Was Ever In As A Child

When I was 12, my mother graduated from nursing school. She had gone to the technical college near our home for the past 2 years. Despite our family having an Italian restaurant to run, my father did real estate on his days off and 3 daughters, somehow she passed. She was so proud of her… Continue reading The Most Trouble I Was Ever In As A Child

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Mild Concussion? I don’t F****** Know

I spent 3 hours this evening at Children’s Hospital Urgent Care. Why? Because my 12 year old is a hypochondriac. But the minute I call him out on this, he’ll get Leukemia or something. You can read about what happened here: Soccer Fields On Ancient Indian Burial Grounds Despite the “ground breaking” app of Nationwide Children’s… Continue reading Mild Concussion? I don’t F****** Know

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Prank I Pulled On My Husband

OMG….I forgot to tell you guys about the prank I pulled on my husband Saturday night. Opportunities like this are rare and I took full advantage of the situation. As some of you know, I spent the entire weekend in the middle of Kentucky, attending my 2 sons’ soccer tournaments. You can read about it… Continue reading Prank I Pulled On My Husband

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Soccer Fields On Ancient Indian Burial Grounds

So I went to Kentucky for both sons’ soccer tournaments this weekend. It’s called the Javanon Tournament and held in Elizabethtown, Kentucky. Each son had 2 games on Saturday and then again today. Hence my MIA status as I’ve had NO TIME ALONE. It has allowed me to gather some stories to tell you. Come… Continue reading Soccer Fields On Ancient Indian Burial Grounds

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I Want A Cricut!

When I first came across the Cricut machine at Jo Ann’s I blew it off as some contraption only used by women obsessed with scrap booking. I would rather sit through an 8 hour church binge at a Catholic church then scrapbook. Every time I passed the cage housing the Cricuts like IPads, I would… Continue reading I Want A Cricut!

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Hot Mess Prepares For Kentucky

I’ve always dreamed of going to the Kentucky Derby but doing it right with a beautiful hat and being in a VIP suite to watch a race I don’t give 2 shits about. After 5 minutes of waving my mouse around, wondering why it wasn’t working, only to discover it wasn’t plugged in, I can… Continue reading Hot Mess Prepares For Kentucky

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Hot Mess And Easter Shenanigans

As I posted Saturday night, I was caught red-handed or egg-handed by my 8 year old. I successfully crushed his dreams in a matter of minutes when he walked in on us unloading Easter eggs in various corners. Here is the post on how I did not cope with the turn of events: My Son Just… Continue reading Hot Mess And Easter Shenanigans

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My Son Just Found Out The Easter Bunny Does’t Exist

The title explains it all. It happened 50 minutes ago and I feel like the biggest ass hole on Earth. There are no words to describe this failure. You would have to pull together all the words that mean failure to describe what just happened. Here, let me try: this was a botchedbusteddecayeddeclinedefeatbombedfailure. My husband,… Continue reading My Son Just Found Out The Easter Bunny Does’t Exist

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Pick My Soccer Mom Shirt

Let’s get down to brass tacks ladies and gents. I am fallin’ behind with soccer mom paraphernalia. The other moms on my sons’ teams have small closets dedicated to soccer shit- t-shirts, sweatshirts, cutsy jewelry, headbands…..Jesus…..even hats. I’m the wife of the assistant coach and I have 2 shirts- one of which I can’t wear… Continue reading Pick My Soccer Mom Shirt