Family · Getting to Know You · Super Hot Mess

Chichi, You’re Making Me Want to Puke

I’m done having a dog. I really am. Had 24-year-old me seen what 40-year-old me would have to do with my Chihuahua now; the adorableness of carrying a little dog in a pink purse would have lost its allure real fast. There have been times when Chichi’s baths have left me heaving while my eyes… Continue reading Chichi, You’re Making Me Want to Puke

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Blogging · Getting to Know You · Pop Culture

Total Solar Eclipse

Hi folks! Sorry I haven’t posted in 2 days. I feel like my right hands been cut off or something for not posting. Been at a water park (unfortunately), soccer (unfortunately), a hotel (fortunately) and various other shenanigans I’ll write about this evening. Until then, here is your’s truly, preparing for the total solar eclipse!!!… Continue reading Total Solar Eclipse

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Blogging · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess · Work

Sugar Daddy Test

On more than one occasion my co-worker has announced she wished she would win the lottery or that she needs to find a sugar daddy. She is in her 50’s, beautiful and knows everything there is to know about the food business. I help her with excel and tech, she helps me with food questions.… Continue reading Sugar Daddy Test

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Soccer · Summer

This Isn’t A Locker Room!

Saturday kicked off the beginning of soccer season with what is known as a friendly game at 9 a.m. for my 8-year-old son, while my husband was taking my 12-year-old to his game. To be honest, there isn’t such a thing as a soccer season. Perhaps a soccer year? It’s like a unicorn or big… Continue reading This Isn’t A Locker Room!

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Blogging · Pop Culture

15 Pinterest Tips To Grow Your Following

I have a total of 7, count them 7 followers on Pinterest. The focus on Pinterest began because I learned this is a great way to drive traffic to your blog. Nothing comes easy and I fully intend to work for the followers I want to gain. I signed up for a lynda.com class, free… Continue reading 15 Pinterest Tips To Grow Your Following

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Customer Service · Kids · Soccer · Summer

Another Lump, Soccer and Back To School

This post is a a bunch of miscellaneous so I apologize for the ADD like qualities of it. Look….a shiny squirl…… The Lump So as I wrote here, I have a gigantic, 1.5″ in diameter lump on the right side of the back of my head. The doctor (not my doctor as she was off… Continue reading Another Lump, Soccer and Back To School

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Family · First World Problems · Pop Culture

How To Get Free Solar Eclipse Glasses

My co-worker yesterday was sweet enough to purchase solar eclipse glasses for the department since we would be at work when it happened. She purchased 5 for $20. While I thought this to be a good deal, my cheap-ass always thinks you can find a better one. I googled “free solar eclipse glasses” and 5… Continue reading How To Get Free Solar Eclipse Glasses

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Family · Health · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

I Ate My Twin In The Womb

Tuesday, on my commute home from work, I had a little itch on the right side of my lower scalp. I itched it like I normally would and felt something protruding from my head. “Wait, that’s not supposed to be there,” I said out loud. I continued to feel my head while gingerly surveying the… Continue reading I Ate My Twin In The Womb

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Family · Getting to Know You · Politics · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Questions I Have For God

On more than one occasion I’ve declared that if I go to hell my assigned job will either be to change the top bunk of every bunk bed or putting together Ikea furniture for new recruits, for all of eternity. I say the above jokingly, hoping to God I go to Heaven when death happens.… Continue reading Questions I Have For God

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Blogging · Family · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Dog With A Blog

Sure, it’s a little cliche and Disney-ish, naming this post Dog With A Blog, but it kinda fits. Guess what ass holes? It’s me, Hot Mess’s Chihuahua- Chichi Barbados. I’ve hijacked her blog and it’s a no holds barred confession of how I get revenge on her for having not 1 but 2 children. Gone… Continue reading Dog With A Blog

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