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How Did Rap Become This Bad?

I don’t care if I sound like an old curmudgeon but we need to talk about the state of rap music. I wouldn’t even call this rap, as that takes talent. If I were to invent a new category of music, and trust me, it needs its own category, here is what I would call… Continue reading How Did Rap Become This Bad?

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Health · Holiday · Super Hot Mess

Everything Breaks and Goes Wrong At Christmas

Is it just me or does every fuckin’ think go wrong or break at Christmas? Perhaps you’re a lucky one and December leaves you with nothing but promotions and a new Lexus with a red bow atop (which I don’t think those ass holes really exist). No, I’m confident it’s not just me. It just… Continue reading Everything Breaks and Goes Wrong At Christmas

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First World Problems · Ridiculousness

Mr. Coffee 1, Hot Mess 0

About every Mother’s day (that’s Sunday, May 12th gentlemen. Don’t worry, you didn’t miss calling your mom), Mr. Coffee decides it’s a good time to die. I don’t know what it is around Mother’s day, perhaps he didn’t have a good relationship with his mother? I don’t know. So to my delight, Mother’s day came… Continue reading Mr. Coffee 1, Hot Mess 0

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Blogging · Family · Health · Pop Culture

Hygge and Fighting Seasonal Affective Disorder

Seasonal Affective Disorder (or SAD) is a bitch; not gonna lie. I have depression already but then throw on an extra layer of SAD and you want to blow your brains out. Ok, I don’t want to blow my brains out. Perhaps the statement, blow my brains out, was inappropriate. Sorry. Anyway, I heard about… Continue reading Hygge and Fighting Seasonal Affective Disorder

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Awards · Blogging

One Great Monday!

I know…I know….I’m a real ass hole for suggesting a Monday to be “great”. Usually, I’d rate Monday’s between soul-sucking, all the way up to “meh”. But no, seriously, today was a great Monday! I Don’t Believe the Scales So I hit the scales in my bathroom. As every Monday goes, I disrobe, take off… Continue reading One Great Monday!

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Customer Service · Family · Ridiculousness

Well, Ikea is Wrong!

After a horrible flood a few years back, we are finally remodeling our basement again. Back in July, we bought a sofa from Ikea but it sat in our garage. Until now…. My husband and sons hauled it to the basement after the carpet was installed. My husband and my sister’s boyfriend put this monstrosity… Continue reading Well, Ikea is Wrong!

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Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

Hot Mess Plays Dodgeball

To say I’m athletic is to say that the John Legend and Chrissy Teigen holiday special was magical. Both are a lie and it’s ok to accept it. This is the second dodgeball game I’ve attended. First with my oldest and now my youngest (9-years-old) had his this evening. It’s held in their gym and… Continue reading Hot Mess Plays Dodgeball

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Elf on the Shelf · Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Rants

Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Pics

When my good friend NC sent the following to me yesterday….. I knew it was about that time of the year to profess my utter disdain of the Elf on the Shelf. I thought our elf, Zipper had spent his last year taunting me as I was prepared to confirm with my youngest that Santa… Continue reading Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Pics

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Family · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like

Why Do Weddings Cost So Much?

I’m sure this post is going to go over well for hopeful twenty and thirty-somethings who dream of their fairytale wedding. Perhaps that’s why my husband and I haven’t been invited to one in over a decade. But then again, we aren’t at that point in our lives where friends are getting married. We’re at… Continue reading Why Do Weddings Cost So Much?

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