Family · Rants · Super Hot Mess · Work

The Commute From Hell

I want to line up all owners of over-sized, pick-up trucks that drive like maniacs on unplowed streets and slap each of their faces. Once I get down the line, I want to stand there like a little dictator and scream, “WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?” My commute last night was what nightmares are made of. My… Continue reading The Commute From Hell

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Blogging · First World Problems · Pop Culture · S*** Women Like

House Hunters and Entertaining

Entertain How much entertaining do these people do on House Hunters? I want to know. This post is for the WordPress Daily Prompt and couldn’t be more perfect about the annoying people on House Hunters and the things they complain about or find vitally important to their shelter. This room would be perfect for entertaining.… Continue reading House Hunters and Entertaining

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Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

New Babies and Giving Them Back When They Cry

I’ve birthed 2 sons. I can tell you this, I am convinced there is a secret society called the Momanetti that covets the truth on how hard it is once you arrive home with your newborn. I’ve likened maternity leave to boot camp as it’s physically and mentally exhausting. Before maternity leave, I thought I… Continue reading New Babies and Giving Them Back When They Cry

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Ridiculousness · Work

How to be a Decent Human Being at Work

I had so much fun writing 8 way to be a Decent Human Being at the Grocery Store, I decided to do another and this time I’m discussing the office. I know I’m going to miss some but these have always been the rules I try to follow/avoid in the workplace. I’ve worked in several… Continue reading How to be a Decent Human Being at Work

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Blogging · Short Stories

Hot Mess’s Internship, NYC 2000, Day 1

A few days ago I was reading (and enjoying) a blog post over at An Historian About Town. It was about her 2018 style resolution and I do think you should check it out! I found it interesting because up until recently, my life revolved around fashion. I ate, slept and breathed fashion. Growing up,… Continue reading Hot Mess’s Internship, NYC 2000, Day 1

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture

An Ode to Baby Groot

This is officially my lamest post ever but I don’t care. That’s the beauty of a personal blog, you can write about whatever you want, no matter how stupid or insignificant it is. Sure, after my husband reads this, he’ll be carting me off to the loony bin but at least I…..ok….I got nothin’. This… Continue reading An Ode to Baby Groot

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Pop Culture · Rants · Super Hot Mess

8 Ways to Be a Decent Human Being at the Grocery Store

I grocery shop every week. Sometimes I splurge and use the grocery store service where they shop for me but then everything is wrong, something is forgotten or I can’t pick up groceries till 8 PM at night. “Sorry boys, I know your used to dinner by 6:30 but try to wait till 9 PM… Continue reading 8 Ways to Be a Decent Human Being at the Grocery Store

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Hot Mess Diet · Pop Culture

The Hot Mess Diet- Week 1

Who’s with me? We’ve had a week to gorge our brains out with New Years, the holidays, etc. Ok guys, I’m tired of my muffin top. I’m tired of looking at my pictures and wincing in pain at my stomach and/or my double chin. How many times have you looked at a selfie or a… Continue reading The Hot Mess Diet- Week 1

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Ridiculousness · Short Stories · Super Hot Mess

Hot Mess Joined The Army

Ok, I didn’t necessarily join the army, per se but a middle school organization called Civil Air Patrol (Click on the link as they give you a brief description of C.A.P.). At school one day, I received a flyer about C.A.P. boasting about all the things you would learn including my #1 dream at the time:… Continue reading Hot Mess Joined The Army

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