Elf on the Shelf · Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Rants

Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Pics

When my good friend NC sent the following to me yesterday….. I knew it was about that time of the year to profess my utter disdain of the Elf on the Shelf. I thought our elf, Zipper had spent his last year taunting me as I was prepared to confirm with my youngest that Santa… Continue reading Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Pics

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Rants

Adult Meltdown*

*There’s an astronomical amount of F**** in this post for my adult meltdown so if your delicate ears can’t handle it, please stop reading. It’s 11:39 at night and pissed doesn’t describe what I am right now. My son had a party this evening from 8 to 11 and my husband would take him there… Continue reading Adult Meltdown*

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Family · Parenting · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Walter White Junior

Ok, I get that Walter White was a fictional character on Breaking Bad. For the 3% that hasn’t seen the show, Mr. White is a high school chemistry teacher down on his luck, diagnosed with terminal lung cancer. In an effort to ensure his family is financially secure after his passing, he begins to cook… Continue reading Walter White Junior

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Fall · Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Soccer

How We Aren’t Decent Human Beings at a Hotel

Yesterday I wrote a post called How to Be a Decent Human Being at a Hotel. What I failed to mention is that during out-of-town soccer tournaments, we are really just a big pile of ass holes. Seriously. D’Nial ain’t just a river in Africa and I can tell myself that our behavior isn’t horrible… Continue reading How We Aren’t Decent Human Beings at a Hotel

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Fortnite Humor!

As I sit here and attempt to update my social media, read comments and think about my next post, my 9-year-old is playing Fortnite with his soccer teammates. If you don’t know what Fortnite is, you’ve clearly been living in a fallout shelter for the past year with 0 communication with the outside world. Some… Continue reading Fortnite Humor!

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I Lost My S*** at Embassy Suites

I absolutely love Embassy Suites hotel. Why? 3 reasons: There is a 2 room suite so my husband and I can stay in 1 room while the boys sleep in the front. Unlimited alcohol (As long as you don’t seem belligerent and wear different disguises on your 5th time up to the bar. At least… Continue reading I Lost My S*** at Embassy Suites

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An Open Letter of Apology to All Youth Coaches

Both my sons have the same soccer coach. Given the drama over the past 10 days, how that man isn’t a raging alcoholic is beyond me. I’d drink if I were him but then again, it doesn’t take drama for me to pour a glass of wine. Am I right? Now, this letter isn’t for… Continue reading An Open Letter of Apology to All Youth Coaches

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Fall · Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Soccer

Oh Balls!!

I don’t know if you’ll be shocked but we had a soccer tournament this week, 40 minutes away. Though I wanted Carter (my 9-year-old) to win, a part of me didn’t want him to advance to the semi-finals which was at 7:30 a.m……on a Sunday….and we had to be there by 6:45 a.m. I didn’t… Continue reading Oh Balls!!

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