Family · Getting to Know You · Kids · Parenting · Summer

No, Not Right Now

We had new neighbors move in caddy corner from us about 2 months ago. I’ve been an ass hole because I haven’t taken the time to go over and meet them. I thought about baking them something but then I’m like, I want them to like us. I thought about taking an orchid over but… Continue reading No, Not Right Now

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Kids · Parenting · Summer

When Do These A$$ Holes Go Back to School?

Ok, obviously I don’t think my children are ass holes. I love them more than life itself. If anything, I use ass holes as a term of endearment. All I’m saying is I cherish my evenings, to do as I wish which let’s be real, is blogging. This whole not going to school thing is… Continue reading When Do These A$$ Holes Go Back to School?

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Texting Abbreviations

Ok, perhaps because I’m 41, I don’t know all of the texting abbreviations. Because I love to write (and again, maybe it’s my age), you should see my texts. I pride myself on my use of uppercase letters, punctuation and spelling. Now granted, when I drive and talk my text, they do come out a… Continue reading Texting Abbreviations

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Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting

Father’s Day Gift Ideas For Crappy Fathers

Allow me to be clear, my father was not a dead beat dad. He worked 70 hours a week. This post is for all the people with shitty-ass fathers or meh dads where getting them a Father’s day gift is about as high on your list as having your tonsils removed. So gentle readers, I’ve… Continue reading Father’s Day Gift Ideas For Crappy Fathers

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Summer

5 Ways to be a Decent Human Being When Sharing a Vacation House

We are currently sharing a house with our friends and their 2 sons who are both under the age of 10. I honestly believe you need to understand how a family lives before spending an entire week under the same roof. We hit the jack pot with regards to a great family to share a… Continue reading 5 Ways to be a Decent Human Being When Sharing a Vacation House

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Kids · Parenting

Jerk Kid Moves

Tonight’s post was inspired by my 13-year-old. What did he do? He waited till after dinner, when there was a tornado watch to announce tomorrow is his Spanish food party. And he needs to bring in a 2-liter of soda. “I’m getting you the nastiest, cheapest, grossest pop I can find,” I told him half-jokingly.… Continue reading Jerk Kid Moves

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Summer

Everyone’s Like F*** It, It’s the End of the School Year

I love how the last month of school, everyone’s like fuck it. The parents are like fuck it, the kids are like fuck it and the teachers (I’m sure) are like fuck it. What I mean is we are just days away from the finish line and everyone’s doing everything they can, just to get… Continue reading Everyone’s Like F*** It, It’s the End of the School Year

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Customer Service · Kids · Rants

Nothing is Working and I Want to Suck My Thumb

Nothing is working and I had a meltdown in the Mc Donald’s parking lot today. There, I said it. It started when my son got up at 5 a.m. to work on homework. At 7 a.m. I come down to find him under a blanket, watching ESPN. “What in the world are you doing?” I… Continue reading Nothing is Working and I Want to Suck My Thumb

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Soccer · Super Hot Mess

When (hot mess) Sisters Get Bored

This weekend was yet again another out of city (actually out-of-state) soccer game. We drove a little over 2 hours to Pittsburgh for P, my 13-year-old, to play 2 games. Why couldn’t we have soccer games/tournaments in Florida, California or Hawaii? You’d hear no complaints from me. Sure, I would have to rob a bank… Continue reading When (hot mess) Sisters Get Bored

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