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Internet Gold- Crappy Kid Drawings

Today as I was adding my post on the 50 different social media sites including StumbleUpon, I actually stumbled on one of the funniest sites I had ever been on. The Background The owner of the site used to work in an office where he noticed a co-worker had ugly drawings posted to her cubicle… Continue reading Internet Gold- Crappy Kid Drawings

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What the F*** is Supreme Clothing?

Folks, we have an issue. Like a church on a Sunday morning, where the faithful have their arms raised up praising God, my son has pledged his devotion to the fashion gods. We’re fucked. Gone are the days I could glide into Payless Shoes, slap down $10 bucks and walk out with a pair of… Continue reading What the F*** is Supreme Clothing?

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Elf on the Shelf · Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

F*** It, I’m Giving Myself Props

Let me first say, I feel like a failure ALL-THE-TIME. I feel like I’m never doing well enough as a parent or a wife. I feel like I suck financially and have a life style on par with Mama June. So when I drove home today on my 50 minute commute, with ample time to… Continue reading F*** It, I’m Giving Myself Props

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Being Chattered to Death While Blogging

Sweet baby Jesus, I just want to crank out 1 post, just one post. Is that too much to ask for? I’m not lucky enough to be one of those people who can read or write when the tv is on or a conversation is happening. It has to be absolutely silent. I opted for… Continue reading Being Chattered to Death While Blogging

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The Fashion Gene is Real

When I was growing up, I decided very early I wanted to be a fashion buyer. I lived just outside of Columbus, home of world-famous brands such as Express, Abercrombie and Fitch and Victoria’s Secret. I had the best of both worlds, I could live in the Midwest and have a ton of career options.… Continue reading The Fashion Gene is Real

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Elf on the Shelf · Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting

Elf on the Shelf- Night 3

I’ve posted night 1 and night 2 of the Elf on the Shelf, adult version. I hope you’ve gotten a little chuckle. Night 3 This elf can be found in his elf bed, late at night under the covers. Along with candy cane scented lube, this elf is checking out Santa’s nudie magazines Mrs. Clause… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf- Night 3

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Elf on the Shelf-Night 1

And so it begins, I have to move that f’ing elf on the shelf every God damn day for the next month. And not just move it to the mantle, then to the tree, then onto the island. Nope, I have to create “scenes” with his felt ass because of over achieving mothers who obviously… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf-Night 1

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School Involvement Today Versus Yesterday- Part 2

Yesterday, I whined about how parenting school-aged kids now is far different from yesteryear. You can read about it here. But I have more to compare, I just don’t like super long posts. So I give you part 2 of how much involvement is involved now versus when I went to school in 1843. School… Continue reading School Involvement Today Versus Yesterday- Part 2

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School Involvement Today Versus Yesterday- Part 1

Despite technology allowing us to stay more connected to our children’s school, I am lagging behind. For those of you with grown children or for those who don’t have children and grew up at least a decade ago, you are in for a special treat of what it’s like now. For those of you that… Continue reading School Involvement Today Versus Yesterday- Part 1

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Monday Night at the Hot Mess House

Chichi enjoys torturing me by staring at my face until I pick her up and place her on the sofa, only to jump back down minutes later. We repeat this cycle no less than 8-10 times per an hour. For those of you that don’t know, I have a 106 year old Chihuahua named Chichi.… Continue reading Monday Night at the Hot Mess House

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