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Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Pics

When my good friend NC sent the following to me yesterday….. I knew it was about that time of the year to profess my utter disdain of the Elf on the Shelf. I thought our elf, Zipper had spent his last year taunting me as I was prepared to confirm with my youngest that Santa… Continue reading Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Pics

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Elf on the Shelf · Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting

Elf on the Shelf- Night 3

I’ve posted night 1 and night 2 of the Elf on the Shelf, adult version. I hope you’ve gotten a little chuckle. Night 3 This elf can be found in his elf bed, late at night under the covers. Along with candy cane scented lube, this elf is checking out Santa’s nudie magazines Mrs. Clause… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf- Night 3

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3 Day Quote Challenge- Movie- Day 2

I love comedies and not that boring, dry, ironic, artsy-fartsy comedies. I like all-American, fluffy, somewhat to very crude comedies. I cannot pick just 1 quote. If I did it would be like telling one child you love them more than the other and I refuse to be a bad parent. So, below are some… Continue reading 3 Day Quote Challenge- Movie- Day 2

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