Ridiculousness · Short Stories · Super Hot Mess

Hot Mess Joined The Army

Ok, I didn’t necessarily join the army, per se but a middle school organization called Civil Air Patrol (Click on the link as they give you a brief description of C.A.P.). At school one day, I received a flyer about C.A.P. boasting about all the things you would learn including my #1 dream at the time:… Continue reading Hot Mess Joined The Army

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Customer Service · First World Problems · Rants

Hot Mess and the BMV

Yesterday was a pretty laid back birthday. I even laid in bed and read about StumbleUpon, trying to figure it out. After I lost interest with StumbleUpon, I played 2 rounds of 7 Little Words. On round 2 though, I began to feel guilty for doing nothing. I decided after I solved STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHING… Continue reading Hot Mess and the BMV

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Elf on the Shelf · Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

Hot Mess’s Christmas Eve

It’s Christmas Even and I woke up in a panic. It was 6:30 a.m. and I don’t think I hadn’t hid the elf on the f’ing shelf last night. Last night, my husband and I dared each other to watch IT. Though not the scariest movies I’ve seen (that’s reserved for the Exorcist), it had been… Continue reading Hot Mess’s Christmas Eve

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Holiday · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Ridiculous Gift Guide Courtesy of Facebook Selling Wall

I think about 25% of people posting something for sale on Facebook don’t “get it”. This is the place you post things like electronics in good shape, furniture or perhaps antiques. Instead, you get anything and everything. So, for you last-minute shoppers, I present to you a perfectly curated selection of gifts that are still… Continue reading Ridiculous Gift Guide Courtesy of Facebook Selling Wall

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Customer Service · Health · Ridiculousness

Hot Mess’s Memoir of Dental Care

I’m currently listening to Everything is Awful by Matt Bellasi via the audible.com app. It’s pretty funny and the shit hit home during my commute the other day. He was discussing his extensive dental work as a child. It inspired me to discuss my own experience  and to say it sucked is an understatement. My… Continue reading Hot Mess’s Memoir of Dental Care

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Pop Culture · Rants · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like

S*** Women Like- Lularoe

Let me be clear, I do not like Lularoe clothing. I’ve never tried it, I don’t want to try it and yes it now comes down to me being stubborn. I feel I have a right to be stubborn given the way it’s pushed on me and any other innocent victims. It started on Facebook… Continue reading S*** Women Like- Lularoe

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Blogging · Family · Kids · Parenting

Internet Gold- Crappy Kid Drawings

Today as I was adding my post on the 50 different social media sites including StumbleUpon, I actually stumbled on one of the funniest sites I had ever been on. The Background The owner of the site used to work in an office where he noticed a co-worker had ugly drawings posted to her cubicle… Continue reading Internet Gold- Crappy Kid Drawings

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Blogging · Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

WordPress Prompt- Inheritance- Hot Mess’s Will

Inheritance So I have decided to try the WordPress prompt of the day and it’s inheritance. So, seeing that I do not have a will yet, I have decided to use my blog as my last will and testament. Here it goes and mind you, I am not going to Google legal jargon. I’m just… Continue reading WordPress Prompt- Inheritance- Hot Mess’s Will

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Elf on the Shelf · Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

F*** It, I’m Giving Myself Props

Let me first say, I feel like a failure ALL-THE-TIME. I feel like I’m never doing well enough as a parent or a wife. I feel like I suck financially and have a life style on par with Mama June. So when I drove home today on my 50 minute commute, with ample time to… Continue reading F*** It, I’m Giving Myself Props

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Customer Service · Family · First World Problems · Holiday · Parenting · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Who Buys Someone a Car for Christmas?

Seriously I want to ask you guys this. Have any of you ever received a brand new (not used) luxury car with a gigantic red bow on top? No? Me neither. So how is it without fail, Lexus, Infiniti and BMW, feature commercials of Stepford families jumping up and down in excitement, in front of their… Continue reading Who Buys Someone a Car for Christmas?

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