Blogging · Elf on the Shelf · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

How Did Rap Become This Bad?

I don’t care if I sound like an old curmudgeon but we need to talk about the state of rap music. I wouldn’t even call this rap, as that takes talent. If I were to invent a new category of music, and trust me, it needs its own category, here is what I would call… Continue reading How Did Rap Become This Bad?

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Customer Service · Family · Ridiculousness

Well, Ikea is Wrong!

After a horrible flood a few years back, we are finally remodeling our basement again. Back in July, we bought a sofa from Ikea but it sat in our garage. Until now…. My husband and sons hauled it to the basement after the carpet was installed. My husband and my sister’s boyfriend put this monstrosity… Continue reading Well, Ikea is Wrong!

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Elf on the Shelf · Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Rants

Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Pics

When my good friend NC sent the following to me yesterday….. I knew it was about that time of the year to profess my utter disdain of the Elf on the Shelf. I thought our elf, Zipper had spent his last year taunting me as I was prepared to confirm with my youngest that Santa… Continue reading Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Pics

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Health · S*** Women Like

My Back Fat Is Jiggling!

It’s no secret, I’m always looking for the fountain of youth. Actually a fountain of youth under fifty bucks. So that budget essentially rules out Botox, Restylane, body augmentation, micro-sculpting of any sort, a personal trainer, and therapeutic massage. On Saturday, I tried this thing at the gym known as the Beauty Angel. It looks… Continue reading My Back Fat Is Jiggling!

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Health · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

The Funniest Doctor on Earth

Let me tell you, I absolutely love my doctor. She has been my doctor for probably over a decade now. I love her because she is understanding and takes precious time to ask you questions and understand how everything in your life could affect your health. We can now add funniest doctor to her medicine… Continue reading The Funniest Doctor on Earth

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Customer Service · Rants · Ridiculousness

Dear Burger King

Sometimes, the lowest of low customer service is worth writing about. It can be so bad that it just leaves you shaking your head. Today was one of those days in the Burger King Kingdom: My 9-year-old absolutely loves Burger King burgers so I told him I would pick up 3 plain burgers for him. … Continue reading Dear Burger King

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Rants

Adult Meltdown*

*There’s an astronomical amount of F**** in this post for my adult meltdown so if your delicate ears can’t handle it, please stop reading. It’s 11:39 at night and pissed doesn’t describe what I am right now. My son had a party this evening from 8 to 11 and my husband would take him there… Continue reading Adult Meltdown*

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Customer Service · First World Problems · Soccer · Work

How to Be a Decent Human Being at a Hotel

I realized I hadn’t done a how to be a decent human being post in ages. After spending 8 days out of this month at 3 different hotels for work and soccer, it came to me that I hadn’t written about how to be a decent human being at a hotel. For years, I spent… Continue reading How to Be a Decent Human Being at a Hotel

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Blogging · Family · First World Problems · Health · Short Stories

Top 100 Humor Bloggers

Hi guys! I have some amazing news I want to share with all of you that totally made my day. My blog was evaluated by a panelist on feedspot.com and I’m pleased to say, I’ve been placed within a wonderful group of bloggers as a top 100 humor blog on the internet! I’m very proud… Continue reading Top 100 Humor Bloggers

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Getting to Know You · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · S*** Women Like

5 Things I Don’t Understand

I’ve always said, if irony was a person, they would be a comedian. Why? Because irony can be funny. Irony can also be a little bitch. I always think of Alanis Morissette’s line of “10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife,” when I’m going through my plastic cutlery at work and can’t find… Continue reading 5 Things I Don’t Understand

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