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Everything Breaks and Goes Wrong At Christmas

Is it just me or does every fuckin’ think go wrong or break at Christmas? Perhaps you’re a lucky one and December leaves you with nothing but promotions and a new Lexus with a red bow atop (which I don’t think those ass holes really exist). No, I’m confident it’s not just me. It just… Continue reading Everything Breaks and Goes Wrong At Christmas

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2nd Annual What I Want for Christmas

My Christmas list last year worked out pretty well with the exception of my sister finding my blog (love you!) and using my Christmas list to communicate to me that she knew about my blog. I was just too dumb to see the connection until she had placed this in my stocking: So if I… Continue reading 2nd Annual What I Want for Christmas

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Elf on the Shelf · Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Rants

Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Pics

When my good friend NC sent the following to me yesterday….. I knew it was about that time of the year to profess my utter disdain of the Elf on the Shelf. I thought our elf, Zipper had spent his last year taunting me as I was prepared to confirm with my youngest that Santa… Continue reading Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Pics

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Black Friday, Like the Purge But With Less Deaths

Do you know there’s an actual website that counts the deaths and injuries that occur on Black Friday? Since 2006, they’ve given an overall total and listed how the death or injury occurred. It didn’t help matters that last night, a black cat darted out in front of my car before shopping. Thanks a lot… Continue reading Black Friday, Like the Purge But With Less Deaths

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Blogger Bombshell on Christmas

-yearWow…Christmas. It was a very good Christmas, really, everything went perfectly. Just…one….thing….I haven’t told everyone about my blog. I don’t know how a lot of people will take it since I don’t hold back when writing. I’ve told only a few however there are still close family members that don’t know. We’ll get to that… Continue reading Blogger Bombshell on Christmas

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Elf on the Shelf · Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

Hot Mess’s Christmas Eve

It’s Christmas Even and I woke up in a panic. It was 6:30 a.m. and I don’t think I hadn’t hid the elf on the f’ing shelf last night. Last night, my husband and I dared each other to watch IT. Though not the scariest movies I’ve seen (that’s reserved for the Exorcist), it had been… Continue reading Hot Mess’s Christmas Eve

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A Miraculous Nightmare- Christmas Shopping Last Minute

I knew going into a large lifestyle center (that’s basically an inside/outside mall) 72 hours before Christmas as well as Wal-Mart would be a nightmare. What I was unprepared for was what I would like to call a miraculous nightmare. Container Store “So it’s so easy, you just pull into the parking place, call them… Continue reading A Miraculous Nightmare- Christmas Shopping Last Minute

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Ridiculous Gift Guide Courtesy of Facebook Selling Wall

I think about 25% of people posting something for sale on Facebook don’t “get it”. This is the place you post things like electronics in good shape, furniture or perhaps antiques. Instead, you get anything and everything. So, for you last-minute shoppers, I present to you a perfectly curated selection of gifts that are still… Continue reading Ridiculous Gift Guide Courtesy of Facebook Selling Wall

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Elf on the Shelf · Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting

Relate- Who Hates the Elf on the Shelf? Me Too

Relate For the WordPress prompt of the day, the word is RELATE. And I thought, ‘how can I bring up a topic that many people, especially parents, can relate to?’ Then I’m like, ‘oh yeah, the f’ing Elf on the Shelf! Perfect!’ For those of you stopping by via the WordPress Word of the day… Continue reading Relate- Who Hates the Elf on the Shelf? Me Too

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