Last year one night I was becoming increasingly frustrated that my boys did not find my Elf on the Shelf efforts good enough.
“Why didn’t Zipper move last night?”
“Why does Zipper only stay in the living room?”
Jesus! This wasn’t what was supposed to happen, we were to move it to a stationary area and that was that. No props, no notes, no scavenger hunts.
Out of anger I staged the following scenes. Again, if you are offended please look away now. Also to note, I’ve never used drugs in my life and never intend to. Just thought the one scene was pretty ironic and what you get after about 3 glasses of Cabernet.
So tomorrow I will post images of what my sons see. I can assure you they have never seen any of these pics. Good night!