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2nd Annual What I Want for Christmas

My Christmas list last year worked out pretty well with the exception of my sister finding my blog (love you!) and using my Christmas list to communicate to me that she knew about my blog. I was just too dumb to see the connection until she had placed this in my stocking: So if I… Continue reading 2nd Annual What I Want for Christmas

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Elf on the Shelf · Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Rants

Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Pics

When my good friend NC sent the following to me yesterday….. I knew it was about that time of the year to profess my utter disdain of the Elf on the Shelf. I thought our elf, Zipper had spent his last year taunting me as I was prepared to confirm with my youngest that Santa… Continue reading Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf Pics

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Holiday · Ridiculousness

New Years Eve Dream Vs. Reality

Couldn’t help myself, I needed to show you guys this picture that was actually in a CVS bathroom. I felt it set the mood for a festive New Years Eve. The Fantasy I have always had this fantasy on what New Years Eve should look like. I think the Love Boat, Days of Our Lives or… Continue reading New Years Eve Dream Vs. Reality

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Blogging · Holiday · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Blogger Bombshell on Christmas

-yearWow…Christmas. It was a very good Christmas, really, everything went perfectly. Just…one….thing….I haven’t told everyone about my blog. I don’t know how a lot of people will take it since I don’t hold back when writing. I’ve told only a few however there are still close family members that don’t know. We’ll get to that… Continue reading Blogger Bombshell on Christmas

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Hot Mess’s Christmas Eve

It’s Christmas Even and I woke up in a panic. It was 6:30 a.m. and I don’t think I hadn’t hid the elf on the f’ing shelf last night. Last night, my husband and I dared each other to watch IT. Though not the scariest movies I’ve seen (that’s reserved for the Exorcist), it had been… Continue reading Hot Mess’s Christmas Eve

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Elf on the Shelf · Family · Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

F*** It, I’m Giving Myself Props

Let me first say, I feel like a failure ALL-THE-TIME. I feel like I’m never doing well enough as a parent or a wife. I feel like I suck financially and have a life style on par with Mama June. So when I drove home today on my 50 minute commute, with ample time to… Continue reading F*** It, I’m Giving Myself Props

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Black Friday 2017

I’ve slacked big time. It’s 11:22 and I’ve been home for hours. What is wrong with me? It’s fuckin’ Black Friday and I’m typing this up. I should be elbowing a Somalian woman for a video game right now at Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart, OMG! I didn’t even go to Wal-Mart. My Black Friday began around 9… Continue reading Black Friday 2017

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Elf on the Shelf · Getting to Know You · Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

What I Want For Christmas

Because I’m a spaz and overly excited for Black Friday, I have begun to think about what to ask for, for Christmas. Don’t get me wrong, if my sons ask me, I’ll simply tell them, “nothing or make me something”. But for the adults, I’m like, “game on bitches!” And since my birthday is 3… Continue reading What I Want For Christmas

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Fall · Family · Kids · Parenting

Candy Nazi

Last night was beggar’s night for us. My youngest went as a shock trooper…..with a buckeye hat on. My oldest went as some creepy thing with a white mask. After kids in the neighborhood began to mistake him as a mime, I think he somewhat regretted his decision. We covered 260 houses at break neck… Continue reading Candy Nazi

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Christmas Newsletters

Dear God (head down, pinching skin between my eyes, shaking it back and forth) if I get 1 more God damn Christmas newsletter, I am going to loose my shit. I have never been able to understand Christmas newsletters, especially in the age of Facebook where when people aren’t posting vague things like “I just… Continue reading Christmas Newsletters

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