To say I’m athletic is to say that the John Legend and Chrissy Teigen holiday special was magical. Both are a lie and it’s ok to accept it. This is the second dodgeball game I’ve attended. First with my oldest and now my youngest (9-years-old) had his this evening. It’s held in their gym and… Continue reading Hot Mess Plays Dodgeball
Dinner time in my house is something of a cluster and I’m partially to blame. One of the most uncomfortable feelings for me is going to bed hungry. In fact, I’ve never gone to bed hungry because I physically can’t go to sleep hungry. That being said, for me to implement the rule of “this… Continue reading Dining With Divas- A Short Memoir of Eating with my Children
Ok, obviously I don’t think my children are ass holes. I love them more than life itself. If anything, I use ass holes as a term of endearment. All I’m saying is I cherish my evenings, to do as I wish which let’s be real, is blogging. This whole not going to school thing is… Continue reading When Do These A$$ Holes Go Back to School?
This is what my husband jokingly says to our 12, almost 13-year-old. “You think you’re ready for the title?” So then they wrestle until P taps out and moves on. Later, P wrestles the 9-year-old C, until C taps out and then both move on. Aside from envisioning the worst possible scenario such as someone’s… Continue reading You Think You’re Ready For the Title?
I am a mom of 2 boys (9 and almost 13). Parenting has become so much easier. Occasionally however, I come across a mom (I have yet to have a father ever say this) who I’d like to refer to as batshit crazy. Why? Because they say dumb things like this: “Don’t you just miss… Continue reading 6 Reasons the Baby Years Can Suck It
As many of you know, my husband and I are kid free till tomorrow night. Our wild shenanigans have involved watching tv on the sofa, eating Chipotle on Valentine’s Day and pretending to forget, how to run the dishwasher….. “Look at all the pretty buttons!” I exclaim in my best bimbo voice. “I hope this… Continue reading What I Found in My Sons’ Rooms
You know when you think something is a really good idea but once you are in the good idea, you’re like ‘why the hell did I think this was a good idea?’ I’ll give you a few examples of events that are a good idea before you actually experience them: A family reunion A symphony… Continue reading Timeline of a Children’s Sleep Over
And so it begins, I have to move that f’ing elf on the shelf every God damn day for the next month. And not just move it to the mantle, then to the tree, then onto the island. Nope, I have to create “scenes” with his felt ass because of over achieving mothers who obviously… Continue reading Elf on the Shelf-Night 1
So folks, I had a Pure Romance party last night and it did not disappoint in providing laughs and an oppourtunity to drink way too much. I will be posting tomorrow about the event as it evens has your’s truely in a compromising position, but I encouraged my Pure Romance rep/friend to write a blog… Continue reading Confessions Of A Sex Toy Lady
Yesterday was the start of our journey an hour and 40 minutes away, to participate in a soccer tournament for both sons. I did have to work a half a day in which part of the day was cleaning out our building as we are moving into a new one. Occasionally I would see the… Continue reading Travel Soccer Journal Entry-Friday