As one goes on a job search, I’m sure they have a list of jobs they would never go for as their career. Whether it be a part time job or a full time job, there are some places you know you would be completely miserable in and you deem a crappy job. I’m not looking for a job but if I were, below are ones that I would NEVER want!
Person Responsible for Picking Out the Hotel Porn Selection
When this is your job, what do you look for? Plot? Fine acting? Bang for your buck(hey, is that a title?)? And was the job advertised that would be your job? I think these are very valid questions.
Bathroom attendants
When you walk into a public restroom where someone has clearly dropped something fierce in a stall, you know there’s an end in sight. The bathroom attendant on the other hand, has to sit there and breathe it in. Do you think they go nose blind? For their own sanity, I hope so.
Proctologist
Full disclosure, I had to Google butt doctor. I knew it was a thing but for the life of me, couldn’t remember the name. That being said, how can you do normal things after a day at the office? Licking BBQ sauce off your fingers? Shaking hands? Making your children’s lunches? I would just always look at their hands in disgust.
Podiatrist
I’ve never looked up how much a Podiatrist makes but my guess is it’s decent. That being said, I would NEVER want to have to look at feet all day. Even the prettiest feet are disgusting. The only type of feet I can stand are baby feet and that’s before they can walk and get foot fungus.
Telemarketer
If you want to be constantly rejected, chose this job. That would be soul sucking to have to call people whose eye rolls are palpable through the speaker of the phone. My luck, I’d get a lonely person and they would just want to talk.
Any job at Wal-Mart
I think I would take any other job listed here than work at Wal-Mart. I’ve never pretended to enjoy the halls of the mart, much less work there. It takes a special kind of crazy to don the blue vest.
Disney Princess
What’s your end game with this career, is what I want to ask. Can you go into a job interview and say with a straight face you were a Disney princess? No, you can’t. And if there are any Disney Princesses reading this, I’ve got news for you. Disney will cut you the second you weigh more than 110 pounds and your face begins to plump. I know, I used to be Snow White. I kid, I kid.
Window Washer of Skyscrapers
I’m not super afraid of heights however this job seems terrifying. You are placed on a platform and dangled down by rope. I’m sure there are new ones out there that are essentially like an elevator, but still! I wouldn’t get on one of those things….unless someone paid me 1 million dollars.
Esthetician that have to do Brazilians
When I once received a Brazilian, my Esthetician asked that I flop over on my front. I decided then and there that had to be one of the worst jobs ever. It takes a special person to inflict such pain in the lady garden. I have a list of what I deem the most painful. There’s child-birth then #2 is a Brazilian wax. Dear God that shit is painful.
So what are the jobs you told yourself you would NEVER take?
Working in fast food. I got off easy by only working at Tim Horton’s but even after only a few hours my skin would smell like coffee. Now I like that smell so it’s ok but if you had plans after work you definitely needed a good scrubbing before going. I can’t imagine working at a place like McDonald’s or something.
Yes, I worked at my dad’s restaurant and would come home smelling like sweat, garlic, spaghetti sauce and cigarettes. So your right, you would have to go home and scrub down. Eww!!!
Totally gross! Lol
I think you have covered all the worst jobs, than goodness I didn’t read this just before dinner.
Yes! Especially if your dinner date was a Proctologist. LOL!!!
Oh God I’m in tears laughing at this… what about the person that picks up road kill?
Oh God yes! That is such a good one to talk about! Do you ever wonder if it’s a deer, if they have the head stuffed and mounted on their wall? Do you guys do that in England?
I don’t thing they do, but who knows?
Yes but it tends to be something lords and gentry do or did, in most of our homes they would look right out of place.
We have a rules here, if you kill it you have to drive past, the person behind you can take the corpse if they wish.
Ewww, seriously? Like if they are complete knuckle draggers they can take it?
No just not the one to run over it, if it’s a deer the Venison is expensive and rare.
I always thought the window washers for skyscrapers would be a fantastic job if you like heights. I mean, they have all the safety gear, they are well paid, and they only wash windows on sunny days. That sounds good to me!
Re; the proctologist. in the UK there is one person who is used to train all the proctologists in the UK. So everyone that becomes a butt doctor has put their fingers in this one persons bottom! They are creating a robot bottom, so it’ll be possible to train more doctors as this one person can’t be everywhere at once! That job sounds pretty terrible!
Wait, I want to make sure I understand what you are saying. It’s not just 1 doctor that goes around to new doctors and shows them how to be a proctologist. You’re saying it’s a person that gives up their butt so people can stick their finger in?
A person is paid to give up their butt so people (well, doctors) can put their fingers in it. BUT there is only one person for the whole of the UK, so he has to travel to visit all the different training hospitals.
I read an article about it a while ago, but I can’t think what to search to re-find it!!