Purple Teeth Club

purple teeth club

Apparently while on vacation, I fell asleep on the sofa in my bathing suit. My husband and his friend thought it would be funny to take a picture of me asleep. It was NOT a glamour shot by any stretch. My teeth and lips were purple and I had my mouth cocked up. It was a wine induced coma and despite the flash going off, I didn’t wake up.


That’s when an idea hit me and oh my God it’s kept me busy and laughing for many hours today. As many of you know, I’m self-deprecating on my blog and I need to make fun of myself. The idea came from when I found an article about a woman who fell asleep in a mall. Some dude(s) thought it would be funny to place her in various scenes in her nocturnal state. Well with my very primitive knowledge of editing, I came up with the below. I hope you get a laugh because I definitely did!

I met Barack Obama and he’s so comfortable!

the view

I will throat kick you into next Tuesday!


Hold my beer! I got this!

high jump

Can I lay on your dress? I’m really tired.

Royal Wedding

It’s the circle of life.


Someday my prince will awaken me!

sleeping beauty

I’m a Disney Fairy now.

disney fairies

I once performed with Cirque du Soleil


Your speech is super boring

Steve Jobs

Princess Purple Teeth of the Galactic Republic


Damn it! I took an Ambien too soon!

Red carpet

You know this isn’t going to end well, right?

Kim Jung



Because how could you turn away from this sexy minx?


And why did I name this the purple teeth club? Because that is what my husband’s friend calls us after we’ve all had red wine. I like that! I may have to get a wine glass that says P.T.C!



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