Apparently while on vacation, I fell asleep on the sofa in my bathing suit. My husband and his friend thought it would be funny to take a picture of me asleep. It was NOT a glamour shot by any stretch. My teeth and lips were purple and I had my mouth cocked up. It was a wine induced coma and despite the flash going off, I didn’t wake up.
That’s when an idea hit me and oh my God it’s kept me busy and laughing for many hours today. As many of you know, I’m self-deprecating on my blog and I need to make fun of myself. The idea came from when I found an article about a woman who fell asleep in a mall. Some dude(s) thought it would be funny to place her in various scenes in her nocturnal state. Well with my very primitive knowledge of editing, I came up with the below. I hope you get a laugh because I definitely did!
I met Barack Obama and he’s so comfortable!
I will throat kick you into next Tuesday!
Hold my beer! I got this!
Can I lay on your dress? I’m really tired.
It’s the circle of life.
Someday my prince will awaken me!
I’m a Disney Fairy now.
I once performed with Cirque du Soleil
Your speech is super boring
Princess Purple Teeth of the Galactic Republic
Damn it! I took an Ambien too soon!
You know this isn’t going to end well, right?
Because how could you turn away from this sexy minx?
And why did I name this the purple teeth club? Because that is what my husband’s friend calls us after we’ve all had red wine. I like that! I may have to get a wine glass that says P.T.C!