Amazon Prime Now Can Deliver Wine!

Now we are running into issues. It’s 8:38 at night and day 1 of my diet (I started it on Mother’s day because I’m a moron). I have adhered to the 1,600 calories, have 50 left to spare and even walked for 15 minutes to kick start the diet. I am hungry, not tired and out of wine.

Because my fellow soccer moms are not quitters, we hashed out the wine/diet problem for some time this evening. Below is our conversation and how nothing was solved. I’m the blue, having conversations with NC, NG and AF.

Mothers Day

At this point one of the friends had sent a gigantic pic of a 5,000 calorie ice cream dessert.

Uber My Wine

Mothers Day and Uber

 

Side note: Her development is a 4 minute drive and like she said, a 10 minute bike trip.

Amazon Prime

I followed this conversation with an adult meltdown, calling Amazon ass holes for not having enough drivers in my area. Next, I then entered nearby zip codes thinking I could then trick Amazon into bringing wine. Finally, when that didn’t work, I tried my order on a different device, thinking somehow thinking this would work. That was a no go. By now I want to drive to Amazon (the distribution center is about 1 mile away), knock on the door and ask if I could just buy the wine from them. Maybe even get a discount, saving them the delivery fee.

‘Wouldn’t I just go to the grocery store 5 miles away?’ I asked myself.

‘Yes, but that’s not the point! It’s about the principal.’ This is the conversation in my head right now, between me and me. What good is Amazon Prime Now if they can’t deliver wine within an hour? I would have even waited 2 hours; I’m patient.

Update

I am finishing this post this morning. As always, I’m glad Amazon couldn’t deliver wine as that would have been 500 calories I didn’t need. I still don’t think it’s right that my friend who lives 4 minutes from me could get wine and I couldn’t. My theory? We have 3 Alexa’s in this house and that bitch hears everything. I wouldn’t be surprised if Alexa didn’t have a hand in the no delivery, knowing it was day 1 of the diet.

I’m glaring at her right now. This isn’t over Alexa……

 

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