Texting Abbreviations

abbreviations

Ok, perhaps because I’m 41, I don’t know all of the texting abbreviations. Because I love to write (and again, maybe it’s my age), you should see my texts. I pride myself on my use of uppercase letters, punctuation and spelling. Now granted, when I drive and talk my text, they do come out a little funky but even then, I end every sentence stating “period” or “explanation mark”. When I need a pause when talking my text, I even say “comma”. These whipper snappers have a language all to their own. Ok, I’m just kidding, I didn’t mean that but that’s how I feel admitting my lack of knowledge of texting abbreviations.

Enter my 13-year-old son. After 2 texts, he finally presented me a list of the most used text abbreviations among kids his age. Nay, what he allows me to believe are the only texts he uses.

Text Abbreviations

BRB = BE RIGHT BACK

WYD =  WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NMU =  NOTHING MUCH, YOU?

FR = FOR REAL

IK = I KNOW

WDYM = WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

GN = GOOD NIGHT

IDEK = I DON’T EVEN KNOW (because apparently this means something different then I don’t know?)

WRU = WHERE ARE YOU?

My Texting Abbreviations

WTAF = WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

LMFAO = LAUGHING MY FAT ASS OFF

NOYB = NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

YMMD = YOU MADE MY DAY

SMH = SHAKING MY HEAD

Dangerous Abbreviations Parents Should Know

MOS/POS = MOM OVER SHOULDER/PARENT OVER SHOULDER

99 = PARENTS ARE GONE

KMS/KYS = KILL MYSELF/ KILL YOURSELF

AMOSC = ADD ME ON SNAPCHAT

TDTM = TALK DIRTY TO ME

182 = I HATE YOU

1174 = MEET AT A PLACE FOR OFTEN TIMES A WILD TIME

SUGARPIC = OFTEN REFERS TO A PORNOGRAPHIC PIC

ZERG = TO GANG UP ON SOMEONE

LMIRL = LETS MEET IN REAL LIFE

F2F = OFFERING TO VIDEO CHAT

KPC = KEEPING PARENTS CLUELESS

121 = LET’S CHAT IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE

Full disclosure, I have been working on bringing you a free print out of these texts for the past 2 hours. I keep getting an http error. Being that it’s after 11, I’ve decided to turn in. Tomorrow morning I will try again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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