As an American I am in love with Chipotle. Chipotle is like America’s little darling and for lunch yesterday I wanted one of her 5 lb burritos. At a light, I attempted to put in my order on the app. Chipotle said it was going to be 50 minutes till my order would be ready. Hell no. Once I got there and realized there was absolutely no reason for my order to be a 50 minute wait, I got into the non-existent line. Sure, it was 10:45 A.M. but who am I to judge when lunch should happen.
That being said, below is a list of $%&! I say when at Chipotle. Recognize any?
- Can you put a little more cheese on it?
- The line is soooooo long!
- Shit, I threw my basket away.
- Do you really need that many napkins?
- Can you put some more sour cream on it?
- Look at the disks in his ears.
- No not that one, that one.
- Can I have a little more chicken?
- Damn this is spicy.
- Is there anything in my teeth?
- I’ll take just a little sour cream and cheese, I’m on a diet.
- You’ve got something black between your teeth.
- There’s no place to sit!!!
- Ohh, let’s sit outside!
- Is this person ordering for an orphanage?
- Did you hear that report where your burrito has like 5,000 calories?
I do not like Chipolte. See number 9. 🙂
I don’t understand. I’m having a tough time understanding that concept. 🙂 It’s b/c of the spiciness? The chips, do you like the chips?
It’s the hot spices. I don’t like any food with the word Chipotle in it. To each their own, though.
I have never been to a Chipotle – I’m living a sad, sad life. BUT I have been to other burrito-constructy type places, and I love them! And I totally ask for more cheese, and then regret the 5000 calories I took in 🙂
I don’t understand. Is this an Ohio thing then? Am I just sheltered here in the Buckeye state? I’m suddenly questioning my reality.
Oh no, there’s definitely Chipotle in Texas! I lived really close to one for awhile, but I just never got around to trying it. Now I’m about an hour away from the nearest one 🙁
I’m sorry you are so far away from this deliciousness. I highly recommend a field trip.
Will definitely have to at some point! Is there a particular type/ingredient you’d recommend?
We got a Chipotle a couple years ago. I have yet to try it. To be honest, it doesn’t look like it’s doing very well. I want to try it….one thing about that place is the name. The lettering just doesn’t flow right. I think it’s the ‘potle’ part of it that turns me off. It really gets to me.
I hope you go soon and tell me if you like it or not! It must totally be an Ohio thing, for the love of the burrito. I know Ohio has the majority of Chipotles.
LOL. Mine is “Can I please have more rice”?
Darn it! I missed that one.
LOL. It’s okay.