We made it to Friday folks (que happy tear)! We did it! That’s my happy dance by the way….. I’d like to thank everyone that made this goal possible…….chocolate, saying “fuck it” at lunch and ordering combo #1 at Wendy’s, my audible.com book, Extracted by R.R. Haywood and lastly wine. Wine? Where would we be… Continue reading It’s the Freakin’ Weekend!
Hello folks and happy Tuesday! I would like to give you all a survey because I want to know more about you! I think this will be neat to learn about each other! I’ll answer the questions then you guys answer any or all of them in the comments. Read up on your fellow friends… Continue reading Questions For My Blogging Friends
I do, I really do. I read my spam comments just now and you would think I’m the Damn Budha or Suzi Orman. Makes me feel great and this makes up for the morning. “But Hot Mess, what happened this morning?” Glad I pretended you asked. So I put my makeup on in the car… Continue reading I Feel Like The Damn Budha
Before I tell you about Girls Weekend Part 2, I’d like to call out our wine charms for the weekend. Each little swimmer had a name on it’s ass….and it’s own little “package”. Despite looking for a swimmer named Fabio or Big Papa, I settled for Ryan. So here we are. If you want to… Continue reading Girls Weekend- Part 2
This is my first contest and it will be totally awesome or the worst thing I’ve ever done. I may totally jack this up so sorry in advance. For a $25 electronic Amazon Gift Card, here is what I want you to answer in 400 words or less: What would you tell Oprah Winfrey? Why Oprah?… Continue reading Contest Time: Win A $25 Amazon Gift Card!
Today was my boss’s 30th birthday. I must say, she has her shit together! A steady job as a Merchandising Manager, adorable and has a beautiful condo in a hipster area of C-bus. She is kind and understanding. I think I’ll keep her around for a while. 😉 Then today I learned that one of… Continue reading Hot Mess Gives Tips to Newly Minted 30 Year Olds
Sooo….my family and I had our Skype interview tonight to be on the Gordon Ramsay show and it went REALLY well. It ended with her saying she has Skyped with several families and we are by far the most entertaining. We aim to please in the Hot Mess household! If you haven’t heard, here is… Continue reading Skype Interview To Be On the Gordon Ramsay Show
My oldest turns 12 next week. In January he went with his BFF to Kalahari Water Park to celebrate his birthday. Upon return, P exclaimed he didn’t want a party this year but an overnight at the water park for his birthday. Eureka! No more designing the perfect invitation, securing the venue, buying the decorations,… Continue reading The F’ing Water Park
Husbands? Lunch? Nah! I was thinking I haven’t done a guest post in a long time and I’ve never had someone do a guest post for me. I love all of your stories, so how about it? Would anyone like to write a post for my blog and I’ll write a post for yours? Either… Continue reading Let’s Swap Blog Posts!!!
You know, as I submitted a purchase order today at work for restaurant visors, it dawned on me that one should have to pay a fashion tax if they want to continue to wear such abominations. You may LOVE sun visors and see nothing wrong with it. Should there ever be a Hot Mess Presidential… Continue reading Some Garments Warrant A Fashion Tax