This post is about as pointless as the post from yesterday but piggy backs on it. It will drive home the fact that I have no life and live vicariously through the immense amount of television I watch. No seriously, I don’t know if the amount of tv I watch is out of control but I feel like I’m cheating on The Walking Dead tonight.
I say cheating because it starts back up today however I am not going to be able to watch it live as I have a date with Christian Grey. After about 500 instant messages, not being able to settle on a time for 4 of us to go see 50 Shades Darker, I posted the following on Facebook:
Who wants to go see 50 Shades Darker with me?
I had several people respond “me!” But finally my soccer mom friend (part of the 3 I mentioned above) text me about seeing it so we are cheating on the other 2 and seeing it tonight. Don’t judge, it’s Jamie Dor-whatever his name is.
Now that I have discovered the amazingness (I fully recognize this probably is not a word but I like it and I’m using it) of dream loungers at the movies, I am fully prepared to pay an extra $7 for the luxury of reserving my spot, an overly cushioned seat and most importantly, a recliner. Given the subject matter of the movie, the only thing the chairs are missing is a vibrating function but I get it- baby steps for the film industry. I do thank my lucky stars we didn’t choose the 10 o’clock movie last night as I probably would have been snoring, mouth open and drooling by the time the lights went up because the chairs are so damn comfortable!
So, not going to lie. I feel guilty and terrible because I won’t be watching Walking Dead live tonight, instead having to DVR it and watch about an hour behind. I know, #FirstWorldProblems. I am a HUGE Walking Dead fan yet I feel like I can’t say that since I scheduled this move for 7:15 but damn it, hot sex scenes are calling even if the chemistry between the actors are on par with Hillary and Donald.
So I need to cut this post short now. My youngest is getting stuff out to make blueberry muffins in which he will look at me as if I said he has to take a nap, when I tell him the batter is for baking, not for licking. How we haven’t gotten salmonella yet is beyond me.
The books were SO cheesy, but dammit, the movie was HOT!!! I’m sure the second one won’t disappoint ??
I hate to say it…it kinda’ did. I’m going to write up a review. At least Jamie was adorable as ever!!!
Ooh! I can’t wait for the review!!
4 glasses of cabernet, working on it now. Completely legible.
Ok, it’s done. I cannot take back the alcohol or the review…..
LOL!!!!