Well just when I thought I was having shitty day #2, I get a most wonderful message from Justin in Queso stating I’ve been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. Yes, I’ll be flying to Switzerland with P-diddy and Kim to acc-e……wait….I think I got that wrong. Oh snap I got that wrong. I was nominated for the Versatile Blog Award and The Infinity Dreams Award. Amanda, did I get that right? I don’t want to be that ass hole that gets it wrong. 🙂
Here are the rules for these awards:
1. Thank the person that nominated you and include a link to their blog.
2. Nominate 7-14 other bloggers for the award. Link to their blog and let them know!
3. If applicable: Answer your nominator’s questions and ask 7-11 questions to your own nominees.
4. If applicable: Share 7-11 facts about yourself.
So I am a prankster and I will be sharing 7-11 facts about me but I will NOT miss the chance to ask questions of my favorite blogs. So here it goes:
Facts about me:
- I have a severe phobia of snakes. So much so that upon walking up my walkway with $20 of fast food, I promptly dropped all of it all over the place when a snake slithered across my path. Curly fries were everywhere. I ran to my neighbors house and made my husband give me a piggyback ride back to the house. 24 hours later I have my landscaping cousin ripping up all the bushes and pouring concrete.
- I once met Paris Hilton in LA. Since we were both waiting for the valet, I took the opportunity to tell her I loved her show- The Simple Life. My sister thought I was complimenting her dress and in her valley girl voice she chimed in, “yeah, it’s really pretty.” I looked at her with a ‘what the fuck S? Please stop talking.’
- My Chihuahua is approximately 103 years old. I let her roam the neighborhood as I have a philosophy that “if it was meant to be, she will come back.”
- I wear SPF 100 and have come to terms with my albino skin.
- I HATE answering my phone. I have roughly 40 message right now, all of which will not ever be listened to.
- My favorite movie is Stepbrothers. Some day I will meet Will Ferrell.
- I once signed up for an Insanity Workout with Shawn-T thinking that I could hide behind the 200 other attendants. I was 1 of 17 attendants. After starting to see white lights just 7 minutes into the workout, I said “screw this” and spent the remaining 53 minutes in the locker room, reading back issues of Allure.
- Despite being 134 lbs, I love to eat. I get severely hangry should my planned feeding times not go as scheduled.
Questions for the Nominees:
- You are allowed 1 item on a deserted island. It must cost less than $5. What do you choose?
- Can you tell me a joke?
- Who is the most famous person you’ve ever met?
- Wine? Beer? or Whiskey? You are allowed to say all 3.
- For the women: Donald Trump, Wolfe Blitzer, Wayne Newton. For the men: Star Jones, Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton. You have to screw one, marry one and kill one. Go!
Here are my nominations:
Thank you ? xx
Thanks 😀
Oh my goodness! Where in America are you? I wouldn’t say I have a phobia of snakes but that’s because the only snakes in Ireland are in the Zoo haha! But if I had seen one in my drive I would have been worse than you!!!!!
I KNOW, I KNOW!! I heard the same is true for Jamaica and at one point I thought to myself- shall I move to Ireland or Jamaica, then I realized my passport had expired. So you guys literally have no snakes? No snakes at all? Like some brat got one as a pet and let it loose and somehow made snake babies on their own and we just don’t know about that little commune of snakes yet? I’m gonna need a guarantee here. 😉
No, St.Patrick got rid of them all 🙂 Haha.
St. Patrick is my new favorite saint. I once spread 2 full boxes of moth balls around my house since I’ve read they hate moth balls. Our property smelled disgusting for a while.
This was my fear of going to Australia, now I have to add America to that list ha.
I heard Australia is flooded with them. I would like to visit but if there is any chance of running into one, I will never set foot in the country. Can’t the koala bears take care of the snakes or something?
Oh, I’m in the Midwest btw.
Hahaha if I had the authority to nominate people for the Nobel Peace Prize, I would totally put your name in the running! Loved the bit about your “scheduled feeding times” too.
Should we go practice karate in the garage now? 😉
DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?
YUP!
It will leave so much more room for activities!
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
That’s so funny, last time I heard that, I fell off my dinosaur.
You know what? I still hate you, but you’ve got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.
I’m speechless. You know all of them and its so awesome!!!
Haha! I think I’m ready for my Chewbacca mask now.
Dane Cook, pay per view, 20 minutes, lets go!
Thank you for nominating me, Hotmess! I don’t think I will be able to participate because I already have the versatile blogger award and taking a short break from blogging after eye surgery but I do appreciate it.
PS I love snakes… 🙂
Oh, I understand. It’s just a way for me to honor you. How can you love snakes? No, no, no!!!
That is so kind of you and I appreciate it. You won’t like this post then…
https://chattykerry.wordpress.com/2015/11/15/of-course-it-was-a-real-snake/
I saw snake and I’m not even going to open it. Can’t even look at snakes in books. Severe, crippling phobia!
I do understand – I am phobic about moths.