I had seen this abomination in my neighborhood 3 weeks ago. I tried to take a picture but it was jet black outside. The next morning, it was gone. I prayed and prayed to the funny Gods for weeks for it to come back. And just yesterday, my prayers were answered.
What I didn’t realize as I reveled in my victory while taking the picture, 3′ feet away from the vehicle, was that the owner was sitting in the driver’s seat, on his phone, glaring at me. He was a young kid, probably 17 and was visibly pissed at what I was doing.
You know what? If your going to make a horrible, outdated van 20 times worse, you should expect pictures to be taken. Don’t get me wrong, once I realized he was starring at me, I hauled ass, driving like a mad woman back to my part of the neighborhood. I had visions of this kid following me and demanding I delete the picture. Again, what do you expect?
So without further ado, I present to you the ruining of a vehicle!
A few questions/concerns for the young gentleman driving this:
- Do you plan on picking up girls in that thing?
- To piggy back on that question- walk me through picking up your prom date because unless her father is a member of the KKK, Duck Dynasty or blind, there is no loving parent that would allow their daughter to ride in that thing.
- I don’t know which to address first- the confederate flag (the South lost btw) or the horns on the front. Really sir, the horns should be reserved for those 1970 car’s where their like a car/pick-up and really should only be in Texas.
- Did you use a template for TRUMP spray painted on the side? That must have taken a solid 13 seconds.
Really…I’m just confused overall. I am speechless and don’t even know what else to say. Comments? Thoughts? Concerns?
That is the tackiest van I’ve ever seen! Figures he’s a Trump supporter!
Damn it! That was going to be your Christmas gift…just like a Lexus commercial!
omg – looking at the picture and reading your post, I thought the van said “tramp” and then I went back to look at the picture again and finally realized it said “TRUMP” hahaha…..ooo geeze. Maybe this kid bought the van like this, and that’s why at 17 he could afford it and he’s in the process of trying to change it? lol
that is reasonable and I hope he got an extremely good deal on it. He could start by removing the horns in the front. That would be an easy fix.
Hehe very true! oh what a world we live in haha
It’s horrific and he will never get a woman in that horrid vehicle with any self-esteem.
Can you imagine being known as “that kid” 20 years later?
Nope. But, someone like that probably doesn’t even care.
If that is what the outside looks like, imagine what the inside looks like… He probably has what any late teenage boy dreams of when owning a van: a hookup spot in the back. If you ever get the wonderful chance of seeing it around again, try and snap a pic through the window. And what is the giant 3 on the driver door for? Does he race that poor thing!?
Is that a 3? I thought that was a B. Omg, Im gonna have to look. What would your pick up line even be?
Probably something like… Hey, you wanna trump-hump like the confederates did? I can let you toot my horn if your lucky. Just look for the Dukes of Hazard-Herbie cross with the number 3 on the door. Ya can’t miss it. 😀