A Funny Pic-Should This Be My New Car?

I had seen this abomination in my neighborhood 3 weeks ago. I tried to take a picture but it was jet black outside. The next morning, it was gone. I prayed and prayed to the funny Gods for weeks for it to come back. And just yesterday, my prayers were answered.

What I didn’t realize as I reveled in my victory while taking the picture, 3′ feet away from the vehicle, was that the owner was sitting in the driver’s seat, on his phone, glaring at me. He was a young kid, probably 17 and was visibly pissed at what I was doing.

You know what? If your going to make a horrible, outdated van 20 times worse, you should expect pictures to be taken. Don’t get me wrong, once I realized he was starring at me, I hauled ass, driving like a mad woman back to my part of the neighborhood. I had visions of this kid following me and demanding I delete the picture. Again, what do you expect?

So without further ado, I present to you the ruining of a vehicle!

Trump Train

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A few questions/concerns for the young gentleman driving this:

  1. Do you plan on picking up girls in that thing?
  2. To piggy back on that question- walk me through picking up your prom date because unless her father is a member of the KKK, Duck Dynasty or blind, there is no loving parent that would allow their daughter to ride in that thing.
  3. I don’t know which to address first- the confederate flag (the South lost btw) or the horns on the front. Really sir, the horns should be reserved for those 1970 car’s where their like a car/pick-up and really should only be in Texas.
  4. Did you use a template for TRUMP spray painted on the side? That must have taken a solid 13 seconds.

Really…I’m just confused overall. I am speechless and don’t even know what else to say. Comments? Thoughts? Concerns?

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