Pokemon GO…..Oh I Don’t Think So…..

Pokemon GO

I’ve been one of millions fallen prey to curiosity and Pokemon GO. Since my son couldn’t get it to download on his phone, I agreed to download it on mine. This was mistake #1.

Mistake #2 is I also agreed to drive him around a 10 mile radius to catch, kill….whatever you are supposed to do, for the pokemon. Here are the places we have been to get these little bastards:

  • Church 1 (twice)
  • A gazebo in a local park
  • Mc Donalds
  • A neighborhood that wasn’t ours
  • A golf course
  • An apartment complex
  • Sams Club (he began to go into the backroom until I explained to him this was not an authorized area)
    • tire department
    • frozen food section
  • Church 2
  • Church 3

Where I drew the line

  • A pet cemetery
  • A Catholic cemetery
  • Another cemetery
  • Behind a Speedway

I don’t understand why many of these spots are at churches? Even more confusing and on a disturbing level, the stops are sometimes at cemeteries. Yes, cemeteries. The app even shows an image of the cemetery or a marble sculpture you know is in the cemetery. I don’t know about you, but I’m not disrespecting someone’s grave just to catch a jigglypuff. What the hell?

Have you fallen prey to Pokemon GO? My kids need to get over this real quick or at least start chipping in some gas money.



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