For anyone that has been following me for a while, you may remember I have complete disdain for Walmart. I go to Walmart when it is only absolutely necessary.
As I sit on my front porch with a glass of wine, taking in the cancerous smells of moth balls I have sprinkled all around the perimeter of my home in an effort to ward off snakes, I am reminded as to why a journey to Walmart is though miserable, can occasionally provide you with a little nugget such as this……
For anyone who can’t quiet make out this ensemble, allow me to describe. Jane Doe is wearing an institution issues gown in a blush tone. Her footwear is a pair of fuzzy black slippers. There are no handbags or wallets that I can see on her person leaving me to conclude she has escaped from a hospital and/or a mental institution.
My next stop? Why peopleofwalmart.com of course.