Another Fine Shopper At Walmart

Black Friday

For anyone that has been following me for a while, you may remember I have complete disdain for Walmart. I go to Walmart when it is only absolutely necessary.

As I sit on my front porch with a glass of wine, taking in the cancerous smells of moth balls I have sprinkled all around the perimeter of my home in an effort to ward off snakes, I am reminded as to why a journey to Walmart is though miserable, can occasionally provide you with a little nugget such as this……
People of Walmart

For anyone who can’t quiet make out this ensemble, allow me to describe. Jane Doe is wearing an institution issues gown in a blush tone. Her footwear is a pair of fuzzy black slippers. There are no handbags or wallets that I can see on her person leaving me to conclude she has escaped from a hospital and/or a mental institution.

My next stop? Why peopleofwalmart.com of course.

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