I took several pics last week that I found pretty funny so I thought I would share them with you. Enjoy!
Ok, I go through my son’s texts at least weekly to look for red flags. I found this text to his BBF particularly amusing.
MY PARENTS ARE SO WEIRD!
I wish he would tell me who he likes. I would try to remain somewhat non-spastic. I try to put it in perspective though. I mean, I NEVER told my parents when I had a boyfriend. I didn’t talk about boys with either parent as it was about as awkward as the time a co-worker walked in on me, in the First Aid room, pumping my breasts. Thank God there was a curtain drawn.
BABY UP IN THIS BITCH!
I mean, how awesome is this bumper sticker? I saw this on my commute home I think Wednesday or Thursday.
I BELIEVE I ORDERED THE EXTRA LARGE PIZZA
I am a Food Buyer and the benefit is the random food that shows up on a weekly, almost daily basis. Whether it’s vendor samples, food from customers or something that is about to expire, we do not discriminate. Now about this pizza, we asked our co-worker to put his hand on top so you could understand the magnitude. Now I’ve seen extra large pizzas, but normally they are rectangular. I have never see a pizza this large, much less a 35″ pizza!!!!!
COMPLETELY APPROPRIATE
So what is funny about this screenshot? Only my co-worker would check in at a strip club, on Facebook, while the largest women’s protest in American History was occurring. Being the 10 year old that I am, I asked him if the strippers were wearing pussy hats.
I still have trouble finding your comments page. I love this. I also am sad that you have to go through your sons texts. Be careful that he doesn’t find or use apps which come with messaging included. I have friends who have a scrabble app specifically because they can text their overseas family. I have read about betrayed spouses finding the same issue. Just FYI. And as for your son… Maybe it involves socializing it. Tell him- I get it, youre a teen so youre going to hang out with guys and girls. I will try really hard not to be a giant spazz. But just like you as a teen want to hide everything from your parents because that’s what your teenage hormones tell you to do, I am a parent so I freak out at all the things you do which are steps to growing up. Like walking and talking. Now I dont even have a “teenager book” (like a baby book) to put this in. So ill try to not get weird. Maybe you need a safe word that reminds me to go be a freaked out mom without making you feel like a knob. Like… Potato. Mom stop being a potato. That knocks you back and you go…. Ok Im jumping up and down asking 70 questions when he said he and his friends are doing something and that girls are involved and I need to calm the f down because as a teenager he needs me to be mellow as fuck since he is spastic s shitm because hes full of hormones. Just a thought. It might help both of you.
Shoot, I never can find the comment box on your blog. I need a map. Anyhow, now that I am here, I might as well comment before I get lost again. Hope I’m on the right blog.The line about the strippers with pussy hats was hilarious. It seriously made me LOL.
Ha! I’m so glad you liked that! I wish I could figure out why my comment section is MIA sometimes. How did you end up finding the comments?
I’ve been having similar things happen with my comments section. With mine, I had to go in to the edit screen and under the More Options tab on the left, make sure the box is checked that says Allow Comments. Hope this helps!
Nope, mine says that. Is yours a self hosted site or WordPress hosted? Mine is self hosted.
Mine is WP. Hmmmm… Hope you sort things out!
I keep trying but WP looks at me like a deer in the headlights.
If I just click on WP feed to see your new blog, I go to your layout, but there’s no comments area. If I click on the title once more… It takes me to a more “reader” version and comments are allowed . maybe its your layout.
Thank you! I think I realized that on someone elses blog that it’s the extra step. If one is in WordPress reader, one cannot comment which really stinks b/c I wonder how many comments I’ve missed out on being self hosted. 🙁
I, luckily, found your comments thing with no problem 😀 I’m going to need that bumper sticker when I finally have kids. NEED.
I know. Don’t you fucking love it! It’s refreshing to know some people out there still have a sense of humor.
Gah! I’m glad I don’t have a preteen or teen!!
Ok but do you have an infant, toddler or school aged child? 😉
HAHA! Nope. I’m childfree ATM’
Preach!
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