First World Problems · Getting to Know You · Health · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · Short Stories

Hot Mess and the Brazilian Wax

Apparently at some point, it was deemed sexy for your spouse to have a bald lady-area, similar to that of a child. Thanks a lot porn stars. Now if lucite, platform shoes become the fashion, that is where I will draw the line. A few years ago, my husband had offered to pay for my… Continue reading Hot Mess and the Brazilian Wax

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Family · Getting to Know You · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Short Stories

Toys R Us Going Bankrupt

As I wonder what I would write about, I wondered no more as a notice popped up on my laptop that Toys R Us is going bankrupt. Now, if that didn’t impact thousands and thousands of jobs, I would be saying “thank the baby Jesus!” I’m not trying to be a Scrooge here, just trying… Continue reading Toys R Us Going Bankrupt

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Getting to Know You · Short Stories · Vlog

I Would Like To Read To You- A Video

Hello all! I enjoyed making that Facebook live video and thought I would shake things up a bit and give you a break. How? I would like to read you a chapter! So sit back, close your eyes and enjoy a chapter from my unpublished book: Will Work For Deductible…..or Not a Good Fit….honestly I… Continue reading I Would Like To Read To You- A Video

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First World Problems · Ridiculousness · Short Stories · Summer · Super Hot Mess

Girls Weekend- Part 2

Before I tell you about Girls Weekend Part 2, I’d like to call out our wine charms for the weekend. Each little swimmer had a name on it’s ass….and it’s own little “package”. Despite looking for a swimmer named Fabio or Big Papa, I settled for Ryan. So here we are. If you want to… Continue reading Girls Weekend- Part 2

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Family · Kids · Ridiculousness · Short Stories · Super Hot Mess

Hot Mess’s First Time Drunk

Here is a chapter out of my book I thought I would share with you guys. I was inspired by my son who took 1 sip of champagne tonight at dinner and declared he was drunk. So adorable. My first REALLY drunk experience was shortly after I turned 21. I had gotten painfully drunk on… Continue reading Hot Mess’s First Time Drunk

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Family · Kids · Short Stories · Summer

Guest Post- Hot Mess’s Son- Mrs. Smith

I am over the moon about this post! I FINALLY convinced my son to finish this post because I thought it was HILARIOUS. He had a middle school teacher that he described on more than one occasion with the personality of a wet poodle. Here is his brief take on Mrs. Smith. Enjoy! Mrs. Smith… Continue reading Guest Post- Hot Mess’s Son- Mrs. Smith

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Awards · Short Stories

The Oprah Contest Is Over!

So a few weeks ago I posted my very first writing contest. In 400 words or less, you were to describe exactly what you would say to Oprah if you were to meet up with her and I was looking for a humorous approach. Because I try to avoid long blog posts, I am going… Continue reading The Oprah Contest Is Over!

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Rants · Ridiculousness · Short Stories · Work

I Have A Secret

Some of my long-term readers already know this, but most of my new readers do not. From June 2015 to July 2016, exactly 365 days, I had the worst job of my entire life. I only took the job because my failed attempt of starting a .com business wasn’t bringing in any money to support… Continue reading I Have A Secret

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Pop Culture · Short Stories

Writing Contest Ends This Thursday!

Writing Contest Time Hi guys! Just a quick reminder that the writing contest to win a $25 Amazon gift card, ends this week! Basically, in 400 words or less, describe what you would say/tell to Oprah Winfrey. Some have already submitted their post (and they are great!). It’s not like your up against 50 people.… Continue reading Writing Contest Ends This Thursday!

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Customer Service · Getting to Know You · Ridiculousness · Short Stories

Baby Daddy- A Working In Retail Memoir

In my 3rd year of college, I took a full-time position at Express clothing store because I’m a hard-working hot mess! Just months into it and I’m promoted to Assistant Manager at the Kingsdale branch. It was in a good part of town, had few shoplifters and the store was small. Needless to say, I… Continue reading Baby Daddy- A Working In Retail Memoir

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