These Craig’s List Con Artists had me checking my spam, purely for shits and giggles. Sure enough, several were awaiting my review. All came in after I posted Hot Mess Deals With Shoplifters. Regardless, I would like to review these comments with all of you. Come along on my comment journey……
Comment 1
Your new iPhone 3GS? This phone came out in 2009. Are you in prison or something? Listen buddy, I’ll be real. You probably don’t want to brag about your “new” iPhone.
P.S. why are you surfing the internet at work? Your gonna get in trouble.
Comment 2
And that’s the thing, you don’t need to know where I’m getting my information. It’s coming from my brain and you don’t want to see inside. Trust me! And what is this mission you speak of? Are you FBI?
Comment 3
I’m glad you are cheerful to share your know-how here. And thank you for calling me your mate. I’m truly honored. BTW, what is your know-how? You didn’t post it in the comments and I wanna know!
Comment 4
Excuse me, lyrical genius for the tail I’ve weaved not being up to your standards. Suppose I add content? Suppose you don’t use the word ain’t.
Comment 5
Thanks dude! I thought it was tots rad too! You are the perfect package aren’t you? You do estate financial planning and talk like a surfer. Now let me ask you, do you conduct business on the surf board or do you have an office? Just inquiring for logistical purposes.
Comment 6
Stumbled over here? Are you drunk? Glad you checked things out and it meets your approval, but I have a bone to pick with you! You lied! Your not following me. I see no school education follower. Don’t butter me up just to let me down.
Lol I love how they are critical while speaking jibberish. You have done task winners. Your responses had me laughing this morning. Tots rad dude. Lol
OOO I have some of the stupidest spam comments. “my sister took her son to the beach and he did this and that which is hilarious! Sorry but I just had to tell someone” type comments. So lame. lol
You should make a post out of them!
I will have to remember to take a screen grab the next time they come in haha
I love the spam comments along the lines of “great info on this topic, I’ve been searching for more info on this!” Why? Because I’m not teaching anybody shit (except my recent thing on how to win any argument, but that’s only spawned SEO advice and offers to generate content for me. Oh, and one of yours got caught in the spam filter; I just freed it—sorry!) So it’s easy for me to spot those as spam… no idea how people do it if they’re actually running an advice or informative page.
Why am I being marked as spam! I’ve been blocked on Pinterest too as my site is marked as spam. Really starting to make me mad! thank you for unfreeing my comment!
You need to find a creepy old woman with cobweb eyes to uncurse you fast.