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Hedge Heaven

Let’s talk about interior and exterior design for a moment. Shall we? When it comes to decorating, I am all girl. I love pinks, florals, curves and pretty much anything romantic. When I die, I would like my coffin to be shabby chic, or resemble a tiny house. Which ever is cheaper, I’m flexible. When… Continue reading Hedge Heaven

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Branding Your Blog- My Experience

Hello all! I’ve been away for a few days because of various things gettin’ in the way of writing. All very exciting things but I hate when I don’t have time to write! Aside from remodeling our basement, work, soccer practice and everything else life throws my way, here is the main attraction. Logo I’ve… Continue reading Branding Your Blog- My Experience

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Ikea Catalog Drops Today

There are 2 things when it comes to home improvement and interior design that I’m obsessed with: tiny homes and Ikea. I’ve written on more than one occasion about both topics. I love me some tiny homes and I love me some Ikea. In 2015 when I found out my city was getting an Ikea,… Continue reading Ikea Catalog Drops Today

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I Feel Pretty- Movie Review

So, I just finished watching I Feel Pretty and while IMDB gave it a rating of 5.1/10 and Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 33%, I prefer to give it a Hot Mess rating of 78% out of 100. If you’re a man reading this, it’s cool if you give it a rating of .00074. I… Continue reading I Feel Pretty- Movie Review

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Contest Time- Invent a Cocktail!

Last night I was invited to an event by co-workers where the roads of the main street were shut down and you could walk around with open containers. There was a band playing and children running around. I was very impressed everything but not as impressed as when I went to order my wine inside… Continue reading Contest Time- Invent a Cocktail!

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The 5 Types of Drunks- Which Drunk Are You?

Today at work, my co-worker told me about her evening at a bar yesterday, with her gentleman caller. “This man wouldn’t leave D alone. He kept coming up and touching him. Then, a woman began to play with my hair.” “Shut up!” I said in disbelief. “I hate people like that. Did you even know… Continue reading The 5 Types of Drunks- Which Drunk Are You?

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I Want a She-Shed!

Plain and simple. I want a she-shed. Now that Chi-chi has passed (God rest her soul), I am the only female in this house. I clean up piss from shotty aiming in the bathrooms. I find garments ranging from socks to underwear to shirts, lying on the sofa. After soccer tournaments, my stomach churns from… Continue reading I Want a She-Shed!

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Pickles

This post was inspired by my friend Em Inkles and her new Facebook group: Pickled Blog Project. This is an amazing group of caring, supportive bloggers and if you are looking for a tribe, I highly recommend it! #PickledBlogs Background I grew up in the restaurant business. At 12 I was hostessing and bussing tables.… Continue reading Pickles

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Hot Mess Reviews House Hunters International

Oh my God, this has been a process, not gonna lie. But I’m not a quitter and I finally figured everything out. I have reviewed yet another House Hunters International in an attempt at vlogging. When I say I figured everything out, allow me to demonstrate what happened: At one point my computer just locked… Continue reading Hot Mess Reviews House Hunters International

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Guest Post- How to Be a Decent Human Being- Online Dating

So my blogging BFF/lil’ sis, asked if she could guest post on my blog. Umm….of course! Is that even a question? It’s especially amazing because I have NOTHING to offer in the realm of online dating seeing that I’ve been married for 16 years. What am I going to tell you? Don’t page me and… Continue reading Guest Post- How to Be a Decent Human Being- Online Dating

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