Just a quick shout out to all the dads, grandpas and father figures! I thought about how most moms would wrap their kids in bubble...
Category: Ridiculousness
A good chunk of my blog posts are what I deem ridiculousness. I don’t even know if ridiculousness is a word but it’s my word so I’m using it. I feel like much of my life falls into the ridiculousness range thus this category holds the most posts.
Have you ever face planted? Like not a face plant where you at least go down, knees first but a full-on plank fall? Well, let...
I’m having a Handmaid’s Tale watch party next Wednesday and I’m so excited! I understand that out of everyone I invited, maybe half have never...
Ok gentlemen, I need to talk to my ladies today about something super girly and I’m super sorry. Tomorrow we will talk about farts and...
For a child to be bad enough to make it on to one of my posts, he must be pretty damn bad. I really have...
I’ve always enjoyed mad libs. As a kid, I would love doing mad libs on long road trips during summer break or fill out the...
If I have to make one more f’ing lunch, I’m going to lose my shit. No really. I have dutifully made lunches for my sons...
I cannot stand internet trolls. Internet trolls strike me as the most depressed, angry, joyless people on the face of the Earth. So much so,...
I once wrote a post called F*** it, I’m Giving Myself Props. I can’t even remember the whys behind it but probably because we mothers...
I’m trying really hard to be a good neighbor but I’m about to loose my God damn mind. I don’t know if these people just...