Bliss When I was in my twenties, my bliss was grabbing a latte at Starbucks, taking a paycheck that should have been used on bills and buying my brains out. I worked at Express corporate and used the 40% discount to all their stores including Express, Limited and Victoria’s Secret. It was truly retail therapy.… Continue reading WordPress Daily Prompt-Bliss
Let me be clear, I do not like Lularoe clothing. I’ve never tried it, I don’t want to try it and yes it now comes down to me being stubborn. I feel I have a right to be stubborn given the way it’s pushed on me and any other innocent victims. It started on Facebook… Continue reading S*** Women Like- Lularoe
Folks, we have an issue. Like a church on a Sunday morning, where the faithful have their arms raised up praising God, my son has pledged his devotion to the fashion gods. We’re fucked. Gone are the days I could glide into Payless Shoes, slap down $10 bucks and walk out with a pair of… Continue reading What the F*** is Supreme Clothing?
Inheritance So I have decided to try the WordPress prompt of the day and it’s inheritance. So, seeing that I do not have a will yet, I have decided to use my blog as my last will and testament. Here it goes and mind you, I am not going to Google legal jargon. I’m just… Continue reading WordPress Prompt- Inheritance- Hot Mess’s Will
Let me first say, I feel like a failure ALL-THE-TIME. I feel like I’m never doing well enough as a parent or a wife. I feel like I suck financially and have a life style on par with Mama June. So when I drove home today on my 50 minute commute, with ample time to… Continue reading F*** It, I’m Giving Myself Props
Seriously I want to ask you guys this. Have any of you ever received a brand new (not used) luxury car with a gigantic red bow on top? No? Me neither. So how is it without fail, Lexus, Infiniti and BMW, feature commercials of Stepford families jumping up and down in excitement, in front of their… Continue reading Who Buys Someone a Car for Christmas?
Sweet baby Jesus, I just want to crank out 1 post, just one post. Is that too much to ask for? I’m not lucky enough to be one of those people who can read or write when the tv is on or a conversation is happening. It has to be absolutely silent. I opted for… Continue reading Being Chattered to Death While Blogging
I don’t know the answer to this. How do I achieve a routine with blogging? I am asking everyone out there. When I say blogging routine I mean, how can I get a set routine and keep it on everything that needs done? If you want your blog to grow, and I do, how the… Continue reading How Do I Achieve A Blogging Routine?
Not gonna lie you guys, I’m very confused about tonight’s topic of Groupon’s newest addition. It’s been a long time since I’ve looked at something and can’t figure it out. I think the last time I was this confused was when I wrote about THINX. Purposely, I’m trying to figure out what the hell it… Continue reading Groupon Has Sex Toys Now
This post is dedicated to my husband. I love you and you are king of the man colds. My husband has caught a cold, but not just any cold, the man cold. If you are unfamiliar with the man cold, it is on par with SARS, AIDS, stage 4 cancer and lastly the bubonic plague.… Continue reading 10 Symptoms of the Man Cold